I was all WTF??? I guess now the NPP is synonomous with piss all over America.
The only joy I get out of this is the mental image of Bill Clinton’s head exploding. Thanks for that little glimmer.

Teddy Roosevelt won for negoitating the end of the Russo-Japanese War,
Woodrow Wilson won for setting up the League of Nations and ending WWI.
Obama won for ending American dominence in the world.

Hell, in that case I would have no other choice than to vote for him.

With all that’s going on in this country right now, it fits perfectly. That’s all I have to say. I’m disgusted.

some unexpected international recognition for our president meant that somebody was throwing shoes at him. Those were the days.

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What a farce the NPP has become.

Phone lines open now….

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I predicted this when BHO gave his Muslim world speech. It’s part of the coronation process for the Lib Left Personality Cult.

The Clintons are vomiting pea soup right now.

This puts our Apologizer-in-Chief in the rarified company of Jimmy Carter (who solved the Israeli/Palestinian conflict - remember?), and the UN Rapist Forc… er, I mean Peacekeeping Force, and Betty Williams (she of the repeated calls for the assassination of Bush), and Yassir Arafat (the buggerer of peace).

Can the Peace Prize get any more useless and ridiculous? This one seems to top everything.

Everything else is just handed to him.

Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize: He’s Becoming Jimmy Carter Faster Than Jimmy Carter Did.

Perfect header Erik… There are two types of Americans in this country: Those who lived through Jimmy Carter, and those who are about to find out what we were talking about..

They should have given it to Rush when they had the chance!

I used to be Scandinavian, guess I’ll leave that off the list from here on out.

What has he done that’s significantly different than Bush’s second term? All I can think of is he seems to be taking a harder line against Israel. But only barely.

On the other hand, didn’t Kissinger win this award too?

recipient to receive the NPP twice and the only one for eternity to win it 4 years in a row!

Don’t. Really.

Just Don’t

It would have been ok if he had won the Nobama Poser prize, Nobama Piss on American prize, Nobama Pissant prize, Biggest POS prize–that’s all. If I type
anymore, I’ll just get banned.

isn’t racist.

If Yasser Arafat was not the nail in the coffin of this award, this surely will be. Future recipients are likely to be embarrassed to receive this award unless they have the lengthy list of accomplishments that President Obama has to secure the award.

A rational person would be embarrassed to have received this and would even consider declining until the actual accomplishments can be listed. However a narcissist of Obama’s caliber will not only accept this proudly, he will feel that it is richly deserved.

ATTENTION: All High School Senior Superlative Committees - The “Most Likely to Succeed and Most Popular” Superlative Awards will henceforth be renamed “THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE”.

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and this proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt. They are strictly a LIBERAL/LEFTIST organization who will slap their silly little award on anyone who spins the liberal/leftist spin the best and we definitely know Barack does it like no other in the year 2009.

Whoever has his enemy at his mercy &
does not destroy him is his own enemy

This just in…
Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig has named mmm…mmm…mmm…Barack Hussein Obama the MVP of the upcoming World Series.

than a Liberal Lifetime Achievement Award.

than a Liberal Lifetime Achievement Award.

I thought people were kidding. Then I swing over to the Drudge site and again, I had to read the article to get my head wrapped around it.

He won because he was “the articulate black guy” as Biden put it?

Wow.

Well one thing has come out of this that is positive. The large majority of the middle, who have been sleeping for so long, are now aware of just how shallow the “enlightened” among us are. I think a good deal of us have gone from, “I think them boys are stupid, but I’m not sure.” to “Those are some dumb son of a guns over there for sure!”

That’s the good news. Also, I think if we survive the next four years, we can forget the whole experiment of voting in the inexperienced, but smooth operating, hip black guy thing, from happening again for a while. This last election was a combination of frustration from the wars, the Republicans falling down like epileptic drunkards, and a large number of people who voted in a manner equivalent to the old redneck saying “Hold my beer and watch this!”

Outside the core demographics, the race issue, and union members, I wonder who would vote for Barack now if the elections were held today?

Let’s give him the Cy Young award for his pitch at the All Star game.

We get another self-described “historic speech.”

On the up-side, Bill Clinton woke up ripping mad this morning, His 12 year campaign gets t

Oh wow….imagine, less people that want to kill Americans because of a PR move.

Thats politics !!!

We get another self-described “historic speech.”

On the up-side, Bill Clinton woke up ripping mad this morning, His 12 year campaign gets trumped by an 8-month up-start.

“Do you think President Obama deserved the Nobel Peace Prize, and if so, why?”

Clinton’s head exploding, and the other Clinton too.Mkes my day after the novaygeens crap on our country.
I was thinking of a vacation there in summer but no way, no how ,now!

I wonder if this has been one of the several reasons behind the delay in making a decision on troop deployment in the AfPak theatre. I mean, the dude HAD to have known he was among the 205 nominees.

No, it is not April 1. I better look again just to make sure.

I can’t wait for the Friday press conference, when he has to explain to the WH Press Corps why President Obama deserved this.

It will also be interesting to see how the WH press corps reacts. Will they jump on such raw, red, juicy meat as this? Or, will they hold back and give Team Obama some breathing space?

If any of the MSM reads this website, don’t forget—WE will be watching YOU.

To stop smoking and drinking

Oh well

This is an embarrassment for the NPP and BO, because he hasn’t done anything. In one fell swoop, the NPP discredited themselves and B.O.

1) “Nobel Committee” is a synonym for “Democratic Party”
2) When Democrats crow about improving America’s image and standing in the world community, retort that no one in their right minds would care one bit about winning the favor of idiots like the Nobel Committee…much less do anything (e.g., abandon Poland and the Czech Republic) to win that favor.

When the world recognizes intelligence and potential rather than mean spirited arrogance.

… a victory for America, just as the IOC rejecting Obama was a loss for America? If so, will the main stream media interpret our laughter as a celebration of our nation?

of Comrade Obama’s life. Reaching the offices he’s held and being intelligent enough to know that you didn’t actually do anything to deserve any of it probably best explains his loathing for the Country that made it possible.

Rolling in their graves
MLK
Mother Teresa

Cheering Giants:
EL Gore - Awarded for Global Warming Scam
Jimmy Carter - Awarded for establishing peace in mid-east and facilitating Iranian Revolution

Obama’s perspective:
That is smart power. See my diplomacy? Hope-N-Change? You can play a game and not win. mmm… mmm… mmm… Got it? Yaaay…. The Era of 0

he would refuse the award. But…. that is NOT happenin’….

Now there you go… trying to cheer us up!

One word for this: insane

Surely the fact that he has worked so hard to kill Liberty is worth a Nobel Peace Prize, isn’t it?

/snark

From Fox News Online:

“A top official with Iran’s most powerful military force — the Revolutionary Guard — says Tehran will “blow up the heart of Israel” if the Jewish state or the United States attacked Iran.

“Even if one American or Zionist missile hits our country, before the dust settles, Iranian missiles will blow up the heart of Israel,” the IRNA news agency quoted Mojtaba Zolnour as saying.

Zolnour is the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s representative in the Guard.

“The Zionist regime and the United States cannot risk attacking Iran,” Zolnour said in the holy Shi’ite city of Qom, citing Iranian military and technological advances, Reuters reported.

Anti-Israeli stance is common for the hardline Guard, and President Mahmoud Ahmadienjad has often called for Israel’s destruction.”

Remember that the nominations were closed ‘way back in February. From the NYT:

“The question we have to ask is who has done the most in the previous year to enhance peace in the world,” Mr. Jagland said. “And who has done more than Barack Obama?”

In other words, he won the Nobel Peace Prize for his Presidential campaign!!

I guess it’s the German in me that persists in using capital letters to identify the d__n prize.

Sadly, there are only about 80 million sane people left (errr… right) in the world and they all live in flyover country. The rest are just freaks!

. . .for a great book. I have told some people about it. Where’s my Nobel Prize for Literature?

Following Award of Nobel Prize, Obama Inducted into Baseball Hall of Fame http://optoons.blogspot.com/2009/10/following-award-of-nobel-prize-obama.html

Saturday Night Live Obama Impersonator Accepts Nobel Prize on Behalf of President, Says “What? This Wasn’t a Joke?” http://optoons.blogspot.com/2009/10/saturday-night-live-obama-impersonator.html

The Nobel statement probably looks something like this:

We would like to congratulate our dear leader for joining Chairman Arafat and Jimmy Carter in promoting peace. Obama fully understands the threat that Israel poses to world peace and has demonstrated that he knows how to deal with the problem.

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Don’t laugh, it will mean more now then the Nobel Prize.

Given that by the time the nominations were closed Obama still hadn’t located the White House bathrooms the award takes a kind of prize of it’s own. Assuredly we live in a world of increasing insanity and imbecility.

I’ll bet that JournoList and Markos’ “for official Netroots Thought Leader use only” chatboards are buzzing, trying to agree on a story line.

For those of you in a position to do so, press the outspoken ones on the Left—especially the ones most prone to say stupid things—for their reactions to President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize. I’m sure we’ll get some wonderful gems of responses. Gems we can put into our treasure box, to pull out and use, again and again.

“Mr. Left Wing Thought Leader #1…Ms. Left Wing Thought Leader #2 thinks that President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize is proof that…and I’m quoting here…’the decent people in the world are once more willing to speak to us.’” Do you agree with that characterization?”

“Oh, wait a minute, Thought Leader #1, I’m not done yet. If President Obama deserved this Peace Prize, shouldn’t Ronald Reagan qualify for one posthumously?”

Lots of lefty spokespeople are now on the hook—let’s make them wriggle.

Hey…I just realized….Karl Rove had pulled his Rovian Mind Trick on the Nobel Committee!!

In response to criticisms that he was not qualified to be awarded the prize, all Nobel prize committee members stared blankly and replied in unison, “Barack Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”

On an unrelated note, secret CIA documents have been leaked to the press including receipts for airfare to Norway on a flight ten days after Obama took office. There are also receipts for mind altering pharmaceuticals and strobe lights.

Quoted from and linked to at:
LIES ON THE PRIZE

and Obama gets the NPP? What was it the door prize collected on his way out of losing the Olympics?

Funny, I remember Bush and the G-8 preparing this policy and it didn’t earn him the NPP- not that he cared.

… and tomorrow, CBS will award David Letterman with “Husband of the Year”…

David Ignatius, at the Washington Post, in his response to this, noted, “The Obama team came to the White House convinced that one of America’s biggest problems in the world was ‘reflexive anti-Americanism.’” Giving Obama the benefit of the doubt, that he truly thought this was a problem, isn’t it counter-intuitive to try to solve the problem of “reflexive anti-Americanism” by engaging in… wait for it… reflexive anti-Americanism? But this approach on Obama’s part is precisely what commended him, in my opinion, to the committee:

Obama: “You know what, guys? You’re right - America does suck.”

NPP Committee: “Hey, this guy’s not bad…”

Everyone likes having their opinion validated. The European, pantywaist, socialist elite especially enjoys it when theirs is validated by the President of the United States.

Two-and-a-half hours of thanking himself and the word “uh” dying from overwork.

She has as much chance (more probably) of doing something someday, maybe as Barack Hussein Obama does.
Need a contest to re-name the prize.
I’ll start;
“The Nobel Hope Change Prize”
If you’re quiet, you may hear Alfred Nobel screaming in his grave.

Note to lefties;
“Don’t be afraid to see what you see.”
Ronald Reagan

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Obama. What a laughing stock the Nobel Committee has become, Two years ago, Irena Sendlerowa, the former Polish social worker who rescued over 2,500 jewish children and babies from certain death in the Jewish Ghetto in Warsaw, and in the other death camps in Poland, was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Al Gore won it. Ms Sendlerowa was a national hero for for organizing the “rescue of the most defenseless victims of the Nazi ideology: the Jewish children,” , as quoted by the Polish parliament.

Some babies and smaller children were smuggled out in workmen’s toolbags or in suitcases or boxes, some were taken in ambulances and others were left in secret passageways or sewers for those helping her to rescue. She would write the names of the children she smuggled out on cigarette papers and bury them in glass jars in a friend’s garden, which were later dug up in an effort to reunite children with their families, though most had unfortunately perished at the hands of the Nazis. The children she saved in 1942 and 1943 were then given false documents with new identities and placed with Polish families or in Catholic convents.

In 1943, Ms. Sendlerowa was arrested and tortured by the Gestapo, her legs and feet broken, and was sentenced to death. She refused to reveal her role in saving the ghetto’s children, and only survived after fellow members of Zegota, the secret organization set up for the rescues, bribed the German guards on the way to her execution. In German-occupied Poland, the punishment for hiding or smuggling Jews was death.

Ms. Sendlerowa passed away last year at age 98. It is a travesty that a nominee like her, who did more for peace than Al Gore ever did in his eight years as VP, would be passed over by that committee. Two years ago the Nobel Committee stuck their fingers in Poland’s eyes. This year, Obama (I can’t say it without being banned)……….abandoned Poland, and for that he gets the Peace Prize. Shameful.

that this man won this award. Regardless of what other world leaders say, they know this man doesn’t deserve this award based on his promises and lack of achievement, and I think we look silly and weak. And when someone like Mikhail Gorbechev is happy Obama got this award, and Chavez and Fidel Castro, sumthin’ ain’t right.

The people who decided Barack Hussein Obama, mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm, should be the recipient of this award are complete jacka$$es.

“When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set.”

–Lin Yutang

So can one of you please nominate me for the Nobel Prize for Literature?

I think I’m going to puke

This reminds me of the time that Milli Vanilli won the Grammy.

Actually having the gall to accept this thing will completely destroy any shred of credibility this amateur might have, and will set him up for even more ridicule around the world, not only domestically. Accepting this would be about as meaningful as Khadafy pinning another medal on his own chest.

2010 & 2012 can’t come soon enough for me!

I guess he “knew” all along this was in the cards for him. /snark

Every time The Won appears to have won, it makes the U.S. look like losers. Awarding this to him only cheapens it. Though the NPP discredited itself a long time ago.

when you cannot not be proud of your president
reflecting on what Michelle said
this is the first time I am ashamed of my country
why weren’t there any kids there to sing to the president of the world???
the world has gone crazy, this just plain makes me sick to my stomach
this just goes to show that this the NPP means NOTHING
I wonder if Bill Ayers willl now come out and REALLY admit he wrote Obama’s book…he might want to cash in alittle on this prize

Pride or shame?

http://blogs.abcnews.com/george/2009/10/best-obamanobel-jokes.html

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He is on fire with this. It takes all my energy to not laugh so far that I pee myself.

His opening monologue starts out, paraphrasing:

“I have the sound bytes on this and you people are going to listen to them. You cannot change the station or turn off the radio. I am not listening to these myself”

then comes back with on the first 1/2 hour break with congratualatory calls to PresBO from others, paraphrasing GW:

“Congrats Barak for all you did to deserve this, Laura what did he do…I’ll have to call dad and get back to you”

ROFLMAO !

This prize has been an international joke since 1901. If anyone deserves it, it’s our last President!

Obama, in his own words agrees, that the noble prize definitely is not for his accomplishments to date. If he is truly a humble person he will donate all the award money to the less fortunate American Military Services Personnel.

Erick,
Bad comment. You make we conservatives look small, petty and whiny when you can’t even appreciate our president being honored for something.

You’re sounding no different from the liberals who said Richard Nixon didn’t deserve the Nobel Peace Prize when he got it with Kissinger. It’s wrong to slam the POTUS, whoever he is, when the rest of the world is watching.

And your comment about the “Nobel Peace Prize had an affirmative action quota” just makes we conservatives sound like we’re still hung up on race. That comment, even if you didn’t intend it as such, will sound racist to some people and it makes all conservatives look bad. Would you say that comment, directly, if you were speaking to a room of black Americans?

Michelle Kerry dug up the “blogs” rather than having to get their usual CNN Talking-heads to have to try and justify the Prize….

As I said elsewhere…. More Style Over Substance on an Intl level now….

ObamaWorld: more up is down and in is out — I won the Powerball!! (link)

By this Peace Prize logic…. I should be GIVEN the last PowerBall Jackpot. It is NOT that I actually did the process of picking the right numbers, put forth the effort to play them, and watch for the resluts to confirm I’d won…. No, but it was my HOPE at the chance for Change in my Life that it was my Desire to make winning it so…. Therefore, my intentions and hopes should be good enough…. I’ll take that in Large Denominations please!

The pile-on of all the shows awarding PresBo every award there is great.

It is putting a spotlight on the farce that he is.

Unfortunately, there’s still 3 more years of him steering the USSUSA.

Barack Obama is worse than Jimmy Carter!!!!

Just wait till the hyper inflation starts!!!!!!!