The African nation of Malawi has passed a law criminalizing public incidents of flatulence. This raises the question of what will happen in reference to the quandary where the rectal emissions are categorized as “silent but violent”? This will no doubt be resolved in the precedent-setting decision of “You Smelled It vs. You Dealt It”. Don’t know whether to laugh or cringe at the tone | Read More »
Of the tumult in Egypt, columnist Armstrong Williams posted that America should not be afraid of Egypt’s emerging democracy that “will be different from America’s political system.” Williams comes to this conclusion because, “Egypt is a Muslim country…It is only natural that their…government will take on characteristics unique to its culture.” So basically, this alleged conservative is excusing ahead of time the violent persecution of | Read More »
Too bad no member of Congress possessed the courage to blurt out “You lie”, especially in light how everyone was suppose to make bipartisan goo-goo eyes at one another. Obama says cutting stimulus is akin to taking the motor out of an airplane taking off. But how can a jetliner even take off when the flue supply has already been burned up? The camera panned | Read More »
Newt Gingrich is conniving to pass a law essentially allowing a state to declare bankruptcy in order to get out of paying pension benefits to retirees. Before it ever went into affect, the former Speaker should be compelled to renounce every last penny and future benefits accruing to his name as a result of his tenure in the House of Representatives. Failing to fulfill promised | Read More »
A number of leftist Democrats either boycotted the reading of the Constitution in the House of Representatives or denigrated the ceremony. These representatives should either resign or be removed from office. For if they think that the very thing that authorizes them to hold office and wield authority is irrelevant, shameful or outdated propaganda, they certainly shouldn’t be granted a hefty salary under a system | Read More »
If Christians are to avoid altogether books such as “The Lord Of The Rings” and “The Chronicles Of Narnia” because these stories contain wizards and witches, by definition does that prohibition also include the Bible since it too mentions witches and the like? Like the Bible, don’t these works warn that what we categorize as magic is not for mortal beings and in many instances | Read More »
It was stated on Fox News that each family’s share of the national debt is approximately $45,000. In the attempt to make the amount more manageable, perhaps naming rights could be sold to various government landmarks or agencies in a manner similar to the way corporations currently purchase the ones to athletic stadiums. For example, the Lincoln Memorial could be renamed “the Lincoln Mercury Lincoln | Read More »
On the History Channel special “Prophets Of Doom”, most of the talking heads assembled to discuss a number of the scenarios potentially instigating the collapse of the United States insisted that the nation must return to a system of localized agriculture. Interestingly, though, none of the gathered researchers and theoreticians looked like they would be all that much into manual labor. So I guess in | Read More »
An assassination attempt was made against an Arizona Congresswoman. What freedoms will Americans be coerced into surrendering as a result? In a press conference, the sheriff there has already blamed talk radio for the tragedy. A Fox News talking head made a fuss about Gabrielle Giffords being the first Jewish woman elected to Congress from Arizona. Would the assassination attempt be less tragic if it | Read More »
Each winter without fail, the flu sends millions to the local pharmacy in search of some kind of relief. However, it won’t be this pesky virus that will give you a headache and make your stomach churn. In order to purchase pseudoephedrine, consumers must now produce a photo ID (something that is apparently an outrage to require illegal aliens to do when accused of a | Read More »
The deficit reduction commission was a panel charged with suggesting way to curtail America’s decline into paupery. Foremost among these ranked increasing the retirement age to nearly 70 years of age. If such a proposal were ever enacted, it would be the first time in decades that the ruling elites have taken Biblical revelation into consideration. You see, the Good Book teaches that that is | Read More »
The annual Prison Fellowship Angel Tree direct fundraising letter has arrived in the mailboxes of Christians across the nation. On a positive note, the ministry didn’t role out the organization’s usual sob letter supposedly written by a convict, incarcerated for a sentence of about nine years, asking for a handout for his daughter. I guess if they had continued repeatedly sending the same plea as | Read More »
As the opening act of the Greatest Story Ever Told, each character mentioned in the Christmas narrative has had a number of literary traditions and homiletical assumptions added that may or may not be directly traceable to the text of the Holy Bible. One of these is none other than the Innkeeper. When we are confronted with the dichotomy of the Second Person of the | Read More »
Giant, a prominent Washington DC area supermarket chain, has curtailed the number of days that the Salvation Army will be permitted to solicit donations this season outside of the grocery retailer’s locations. In a number of media reports, it was claimed that the bells were offensive and irritating to a number of shoppers. So what about those food solicitation campaigns where the grocery chain doesn’t | Read More »
Janet Napolitano received a security pat down. Poor sap forced to do that deserves either a medal or hazardous duty pay. Wonder if TSA administrator John Pistole’s pistol would even show up on the full body scanner or be of sufficient caliber to grab onto in a pat down. White House eunuchs announced they don’t care whose privates are violated this Thanksgiving season. | Read More »
Students sue for the right to love boobs. Or at least there was a case filed for the right to wear a t-shirt attesting to such fondness in regards to breast cancer awareness. Will there be parity for testicles along with the opportunity to wear paraphernalia referencing the bawdy vernacular often used to describe those bodily organs. If Michael Kinsley is going to | Read More »
In a Sojourner’s blog post titled “Abraham, Joseph and Today’s Patriarchs”, David Vasquez of Luther College likens the plight of illegal aliens to the epic of the Biblical patriarchs. Let’s examine the analogy for a moment. Unlike the illegals of today, at no time did the Hebrew progentiors Abraham up through Joseph demand that those in the lands where they sought refuge cater to their | Read More »
In keeping with the spirit of the celebration, youngsters should tell towns passing ordinances forbidding Trick or Treating for children over 12 years of age or six feet of height to “go to Ghenna”. It is claimed that the regulation is justified on the grounds of the fear felt in part by single mothers confronted by trick-or-treaters nearly six feet tall. However, isn’t that | Read More »
The tests or methodologies of epistemology are just the first step into the realm of Apologetics. These, in turn are applied to the assorted worldviews. The first worldview examined will be Deism. As with Christianity, Deism believes that God created the universe and set it up to operate in accord with a system of natural laws both physical and moral that are discoverable by | Read More »
Leftist kooks are infiltrating the faculty of Liberty University. A biology professor there is insisting that modern society has developed an unfounded prejudice against bare feet. As part of his proof, he cites photographs of early 20th century school children with unshod feet. What he fails to realize or point out is that those children were likely that way because their parents couldn’t afford shoes | Read More »
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