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  • simpson316

    because I think I may know why

  • gamecock

    you could have me committed on the evidence!

  • speciallist

    n/p

  • TomlinsonDouthat

    Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.

    Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich—Malkovich (Malkovich Malkovich). Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich; Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.

    Malkovich? MALKOVICH!

  • gamecock

    substance. Want to elaborate for the poultry fools ?

  • TomlinsonDouthat

    Just poultry who haven’t seen “Being John Malkovich.” If you rent it (and I highly recommend it), you’ll know the scene I’m talking about.

  • gamecock

    want to reply with a synopsis?

    I mean this flick wasn’t Gone With the Wind and I don’t give a damn? get that Scarlett?

  • TomlinsonDouthat

    But I’ll try: There’s a puppeteer, and he’s married to a lesbian, and there’s a portal through John Malkovich to the New Jersey Turnpike, and John Malkovich buys a ticket to the portal, and… No, this isn’t really working, is it?

    You can try the Wikipedia page, but it doesn’t really do it justice. Suffice it to say that, if you had seen it, then there’s an outside chance that this would’ve been a moderately funny joke.