Akin breakin’ hearts of media pilers on
By: Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) | August 31st at 09:55 PM |
Remember way back in the old days of last weekend, when an immediately-apologized-for-gaffe by a conservative Republican pro-life, even in the case of rape, candidate for the U.S. Senate was selfishly putting himself before “the cause” by refusing to drop out of his race to deny Obamcare Democrat Claire McCaskill re-election, because it was “obvious” he couldn’t win? But now, less than five days later, | Read More »
DeVine Resolutions and Cockstradamus Prognostications
By: Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) | December 29th at 01:38 PM |
Mike DeVine Law Gamecock (note barrister’s wig) roosted atop Stone Mountain of Georgia, resolves that Americans, Canadians and/or Swedes: 1) Hold the last, first-in-the-nation caucuses, in Iowa; and the last, first-in-the-nation primary, in New Hampshire, respectively 2) Show photo IDs to vote 3) Nominate a tea partier conservative as the Republican Party nominee for President of the United States 4) Elect the Republican Party nominee to be the 45th | Read More »
Cockstradamus on death (of white guilt) and taxes (as mandates)
By: Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) | August 7th at 09:30 AM |
Cockstradamus on race, losing the white (guilt) vote, etc With the N.L. East-leading Atlanta Braves still on track to defeat the New York Yankees in the World Series, it seems a good time for our visionary alter ego to bring his high wire act to bear on correct crowings of the recent past and the immediate future. The complete lists follow this more in-depth discussion of | Read More »
Cockstradamus: The Year of the Chicken is near
By: Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) | April 10th at 10:41 AM |
Two years ago, poultry’s greatest oracle saw 2008′s Summer of $4.00 /gallon gasoline as the beginning of the end of this affluent society’s fetish with faux man-made global warming-moral preening. Getting to work and buying food trumped feel-good, paganistic gaia worship. Now, twenty years after a generation was indoctrinated by Al Gore and two years into the Great Recession, comes this: By a 55% to 32% | Read More »
Cockstradamus correctly predicted that Obama would save 151 million jobs
By: Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) | December 24th at 11:35 AM |
Grading the 2009 legal, political and sports prognostications of Cockstradamus Its that time of year again when Mike DeVine Law gamecock turns over this treasured space to his rooster oracle, Cockstradamus (pictured). Last week we issued our sports predictions for 2010 and look forward to seeing Tiger tee off in Augusta, as happens every Spring. Between now and New Year’s Day we will make our | Read More »
Cockstradamus reminds Braves-Gamecock he crowed up climate-change consensus collapse years ago
By: Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) | October 31st at 12:16 PM |
The extended sabbatical of the most famous living poultry oracle left the freezing temperature locale of Gore’s latest Global warming conference and arrived at the World’s Largest Cocktail Party last night in Jacksonville, Florida for the real climate change known as Dixie. (see also global warming happens every Vernal Equinox and Summer Solstice…) [This column also serves as a special Halloween guide to all the | Read More »
Sotomayor Sessions Un-Hatch Hatch [updated]
By: Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) | July 25th at 10:48 AM |
For the first time ever, GOP Judiciary Committee veteran will vote against a Supreme Court nominee South Carolina’s Lindsey Graham is now the leader of a, thankfully smaller, Republican group of Senators equating the consequences of presidential elections with repeal of advise and consent clause and fealty to Oath to uphold the U.S. Constitution. When Justice David Souter announced his retirement in May, this column | Read More »
Huckleberry Hound reality bites Obama agenda
By: Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) | March 23rd at 01:07 PM |
The Dawn of Blue Dawg Democrat Power? Cockstradamus, Gamecock’s erstwhile prognosticating alter ego, read the usually eternal optimist DeVine’s Winter of Discontent survives Vernal Equinox gloom and doom entry over the weekend and immediately ended Sabbatical II in Cancun to crow at the Dawn of Reality Bites meets Huckleberry Hound, and a few I told you so’s given that PBS and the History Channel still | Read More »
Cockstradamus vindicated in post-Oath declaration of a President-less America
By: Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) | January 21st at 09:19 PM |
Less than three hours after the Chief Justice of the United States (John Roberts pictured) misplaced the word “faithfully” in his administration of the constitutionally prescribed Oath, my erstwhile alter ego issued the following comment here and at other websites: The Chief Justice flubbed the Oath by misplacing the word, “faithfully”: The correct version: “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute | Read More »