Fred is sitting at the dining room table… Diane walks in

Diane: “Honey, I was looking at these bills and we are getting in trouble. When we started spending more last year, we overdid it. Every month, we spend $500 a month more than we make.”

Fred: “You’re right, this is a crisis. I have an idea that I got from the Democrats. We’ll freeze our spending at the current level, exactly like the President’s plan. That is sure to solve the problem.”

Diane: “Are you nuts? That won’t work. We’ll be getting further into debt every month.”

Fred: “Then I wonder why the Democrats want to do it?”

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