How better for I to celebrate surpassing my first year on RedState than to mock my former boss (I was a statewide coordinator in Michigan during his ‘88 failed presidential run, I beg your forgiveness still):
2009 prediction #1: AlGore will be the next Bernie Maddof. Supporting his continued self-enriching ponzi scheme will be his latest pal, PEOTUS Obama and religious nut types like these… (Religious Intelligence indeed; I doubt they even prayed over this asinine decision)


#2 The Economy
tsquare Wednesday, December 31st at 4:58PM EST (link)Over the next 2-3 weeks news on the economy will continue to get worse. Continuous dark clouds of doom will be broken only by plague and swarms of locust. Near the end mass migrations of people from all over the nation will begin.
Then suddenly… mid-day on a Tuesday, the clouds will part the sun will shine, birds… birds un-heard from for months will breakout in joyful song, and a roar will arise from the people, such as has never before heard!
And the people will be told that everything will be fine… just go about your business… shop, live, buy things, all is well in the world! All bad news will be banished… good news… news that things weren’t really all that bad in the first place will be on the front page once again. Wars will be declared won; babies will smile… and almost strangely in a few short weeks the weather will once again warm, and the days will almost seem… seem longer somehow.
Don’t believe me though… read it in the New York Times
I predict
itrytobenice Thursday, January 1st at 8:08AM EST (link)Iraq will be back on front page, above the fold. Newsmen will be astounded and amazed by the recent gains of our troops and of the Iraqi people.
Death losses will be portrayed as lower than accidental death rates in other occupations and all will praise Obama (PBUH).
The economy will be seen as pretty strong by historical standards, especially considering the oil shock that we just came through and any good news or perspective will be mentioned first, with little things like rising jobless claims or foreclosures mentioned only as a footnote.
I’m so glad our media is here to help us gain perspective.
The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
#4: Gov. Sarah Palin saves Western civilization
Hammer2008 Friday, January 2nd at 1:43AM EST (link)Okay, more a bit now and moreso 2014 prediction. My reasoning can be found here:
http://www.redstate.com/pejman_yousefzadeh/2009/01/01/a-lousy-start-to-2009-for-ukraine-and-for-much-of-europe-as-well/
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Too much noise! “Noise! You’ll have noise enough before long. The Regulars are coming out.” ~ Paul Revere (April 18th, 1775’s eve…)
Russia and Iran go ape-blank...
CJB68 Friday, January 2nd at 8:31AM EST (link)Shades of the Hitler-Stalin pact, of course. With President “Neville” Obama in the White House and a Congress basically run by CongressCritters (irregardless of the label they’re wearing), it’s a “go” with them. Putin will recapture the old Russian empire almost unopposed and Iran will succeed in getting Israel wiped off the map by their proxies, then Iran will start to steamroll everyone within range as soon as our boys are pulled out of the way. Look at India to show more spine than us afterwards.
Delusional and Arrogant. The 2008 Democratic Presidential Ticket.
#6: Obama/Congress will make us more dependent on foreigners
Hammer2008 Saturday, January 3rd at 1:23PM EST (link)They’ll push through his/their “green” enegy proposal, ignoring what is readily available domestically, causing our greater dependence on foreign energy sources while the great ‘wind turbine’, solar experiments and such take 20-30 years to come online to provide power to SanFran and it’s suburbs.
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Too much noise! “Noise! You’ll have noise enough before long. The Regulars are coming out.” ~ Paul Revere (April 18th, 1775’s eve…)
Prediction #1, exhibit A
Hammer2008 Wednesday, January 7th at 8:47PM EST (link)http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/01/bernie_barry_and_the_art_of_th.html
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Too much noise! “Noise! You’ll have noise enough before long. The Regulars are coming out.” ~ Paul Revere (April 18th, 1775’s eve…)