[Kid, my wife looked over my shoulder and pegged you in a second as a moby. My wife, frankly, doesn't give a darn about politics except what she has to know in order to vote properly and keep her eyes from glazing over whenever I start pontificating about politics.

My wife then suggested that you take lessons and finished up with an appropriate Sabatini quote, precisely because she's that cool. - Moe Lane]

[PS: I had you pegged at the username.]

[PPS: Chafee?]