Nothing in Sarah Palin’s E-mails: Day 6
By: Samuel Pennell (Diary) | June 15th at 09:12 AM |
Today, we roll on to Day 6 of the Sarah Palin e-mail saga. As my legion of readers know, I am keeping with my promise to cover the gripping drama of this scandal in the making in the making. As you may recall, here are some of the findings thus far that the Liberal Press has uncovered in Sarah Palin’s trove of e-mails. 1. 2. | Read More »
Single Gurkha Soldier Kills 30 Taliban
By: Samuel Pennell (Diary) | June 14th at 09:23 AM |
Recently in Afghanistan, a single Gurkha warrior killed 30 Taliban soldiers. In the aftermath of this incident, the question on everyone’s mind is: “why the hell did the Taliban think that they could kill a Gurkha with only 30 soldiers?” As many know, it takes well over 1,000 soldiers and 5 tanks to kill a Gurkha. Those are my calculations, anyways. The Taliban’s mistake is | Read More »
Day 4 of Nothing in Sarah Palin’s E-mails
By: Samuel Pennell (Diary) | June 13th at 12:57 PM |
As I have promised my legions of readers, I am tenaciously covering the release of Sarah Palin’s trove of controversial e-mails that don’t say anything. I know some of you have been white knuckling it around your houses, taking drags off cigarettes with trembling fingers, so I feel it is my duty as a member of the Liberal Press to keep you informed. Take “exhibit | Read More »
Pathetic Liberal Press Finds Nothing in Sarah Palin’s E-Mails-Part II
By: Samuel Pennell (Diary) | June 12th at 01:45 PM |
As an update from my last entry I’d like to remind everyone that the Liberal Press still hasn’t found anything in Sarah Palin’s e-mails. This has forced the Liberal Press to print this ultra-embarrassing headline: ”Sarah Palin e-mails show engaged leader who sought VP nod.” Liberal New Yorkers are going to pick this up and download in their pants. This is turning out to be a massive embarrassment | Read More »
Pathetic Liberal Press Finds Nothing in Sarah Palin’s E-mails
By: Samuel Pennell (Diary) | June 11th at 11:48 AM |
I don’t know about everyone else, but I find it totally pathetic that the Liberal Press is hounding through Sarah Palin’s e-mails only to find nothing. I guess the fact that Anthony Weiner acted like a pervert just isn’t big news to these people. I wonder what the Liberal Press was hoping they would find. (Can I also say that I get a pretty big | Read More »
The Weiner Roast
By: Samuel Pennell (Diary) | June 8th at 09:39 AM |
Anthony Weiner is trying to avoid controversy, but the news cycle these days is turning into one big Weiner roast. The whole thing is turning into the thing that the Weiner Dog was hoping to avoid. I guess this is what you get when you send lewd photographs to 5 or 6 women you don’t know. Who would have thought? Enter Bill Clinton. According to | Read More »
Obama Stated that Unemployment would Go No Higher than 8%
By: Samuel Pennell (Diary) | June 3rd at 01:49 PM |
As we all know, Christina Romer and Barack Obama stated that unemployment would go no higher than 8% if they enacted the stimulus bill, and just this week, unemployment ticked back up to 9.1%. The left wingers’ claims came a long long time ago, after which the unemployment rate went above 10%, and is now settling “down” at 9.1%. This is all to ignore the | Read More »
Do I Agree with Obama on Israel?
By: Samuel Pennell (Diary) | May 21st at 12:11 PM |
Of course not. Don’t be stupid. Are you kidding? I would never really agree with Obama on almost anything. But before I get too carried away, I will say that he and I almost land on the same side of the issue on his limiting of support for Israel. How is it possible to “land on the same side” as Obama yet still disagree with | Read More »
Barack Obama’s Next Address
By: Samuel Pennell (Diary) | May 19th at 03:37 PM |
I don’t know about you, but I just imagine being on a plane and hearing Barack Obama’s voice coming in over the intercom and saying: “ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. The country is going down in flames. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.” If Barack Obama is ever a captain, and says “we will be on the ground in 10 minutes,” you | Read More »