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Eric, Will you give a red letter to the poster with the best Etch-A-Sketch advert?

By: honoraryintern (Diary)  |  March 23rd, 2012 at 01:55 AM  | 

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My profile says I laugh at the wrong things, so this probably qualifies.

I want to see the best E-A-S advert idea. Here’s mine. Before the Mitt supporters complain, Do you really believe the Chicago, pro ¤’bama (found a way to put a black-hole in that O) ad agency’s aren’t drooling over themselves for a chance at this?

100 voices: ‘Mitt said what!?’

Mitt Romney face, ‘Abortion bad quote’

100 voices: Disappointed ‘Ohhhhh’

(screen shakes with E-A-S flashes), Romney face on E-A-S changes from mad to glad

Mitt quote, ‘Abortion good’,

100 voices, excited, “Ohhhhh”

Shot of the 100 people all holding their E-O-S, ’When we don’t like what Mitt Romney says, we just use our Etch-A-Sketch’ and they all start flopping all over the screen.

The ‘all flipping-and-flopping all the time’ network brought you this ad

 

Series on all the topics with the ending always on the liberal position to soften support with conservatives.

¤’ will have so much fun it will all seem like a game. Mr Sketchy to the rescue!

Take your best shot, I’ll laugh with you!

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  • garfieldjl

    Romney might win the nomination, but he’s guarenteed to lose in the general.

    Between Bain Capital, Santorum’s comments (which he’s now making the mistake of trying to walk back), poisoning the well by smearing his opponents and angering their supporters, combined with the “etch-a-sketch.” He’s not going to win in November.

    The only time he does well is when he outspends his opponents at least 5 to 1. He’s not going to be able to do that in the general, and the media is going to turn on Romney big time. So unless people want to let the democrats keep the senate, lose the House, and give Obama 4 more years. We need to nominate someone other than Gov. “Etch-a-sketch.”