On September 12, Barack Obama declared he was going to “take off the gloves” (at the least the fourth time he has made that claim this campaign season) and begin his campaign anew, dedicating himself to the home stretch with a renewed purpose and an eye on the November 4 prize.
The “final stretch” was beginning, and, Obama campaign manager David Plouffe declared in an email, the campaign was going “to aggressively claim the “change” mantle,” in part by “respond[ing] with speed and ferocity to John McCain’s attacks and….tak[ing] the fight to him” (taking care, of course, to “do it on the big issues that matter to the American people”).
As a show of his new resolve and dedication, Obama released an ad that same day which made the brand new claim that John McCain is old and out of touch because he doesn’t use a computer or send emails. (Never mind, of course, that the reason for that isn’t McCain’s age or in-touchness, so much as it is the fact that the injuries inflicted on him by his Vietnamese captors over thirty years ago rendered him permanently unable to type.
Never fear, though — there was more to this strategy than the single, faux pas-ridden ad released on the day Mr. Obama declared was “the first day of the home stretch.” Not only was McCain to be ridiculed for the fact his war injuries left him unable to use a computer, but he was to be exposed as having voted with President Bush 90 percent of the time! That’s new, right? Well, only if you call “a factoid Obama has only made 7,000 times before” a new message.
In fact, the more Mr. Obama’s “new” campaign themes came out, the more it became apparent that what the Democrat nominee’s campaign strategy is going to be this last two months before the election is simply this: talk about John McCain, and continue doing his best to convince Americans across the spectrum that their lives are, in fact, terrible.
Thus begins an article that today shares its seventh anniversary with another attack on the Pentagon — and, of course, on the World Trade Center. 
However, all I can see when I look at it is a giant representation of one of Obama’s massive ears.
Jeff Emanuel