I can see an alternate reality novel of the novel Catch-22, where authorities take Major Major Major away from his parents as a child because his father was an idiot.
“There are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.” — James Madison
“There were two poor Russian peasants, named Boris and Ivan. The only difference between them was that Boris owned a goat and Ivan did not. One day, Ivan came upon a magic lamp. He rubbed the lamp, and a genie popped out.
‘I will grant you one wish,’ the genie said, ‘but it can be anything you want in the world.’
I bet this shows up on one of Obama’s billboards for a geometric increase in school budgets.
The accompanying slogan will be “Give us some juice to save our madrasah competence”.
“Both of our political parties, at least the honest portion of them, agree conscientiously in the same object—the public good; but they differ essentially in what they deem the means of promoting that good. One side believes it best done by one composition of the governing powers; the other, by a different one. One fears most the ignorance of the people; the other, the selfishness of rulers independent of them. Which is right, time and experience will prove.”.Thomas Jefferson
The Gannett Company, the nation’s largest newspaper publisher, said on Wednesday that it would force thousands of its employees to take a week off without pay in an effort to avoid layoffs.
Oh well, another one starts to bite the dust.
Cheers !
Kenny Solomon
Senior Expediter
The 72 Virgins Club Travel Agency
Offices throughout America (all 57 states).
Of course you can have my guns……. Bullets first.
I didn’t say rounds, shells or magazines…… I said bullets first.
I see faint markings of “Zionist” just above “JUICE”. I guess this was a last minute effort to deflect charges of advocating a juice genocide - I guess California and Florida juice is not on his hit list.
So should those juices who are non-Zionists feel relieved - or just hope he’s not thirsty after he finishes demonstrating?
This is just unbelievable
zuiko Wednesday, January 14th at 12:22PM EST (link)Bush declares state of emergency — so we spend an unlimited amount of taxpayer funds on Obamapalooza.
Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself. - Milton Friedman
And so the fraud begins in grand style
izoneguy Wednesday, January 14th at 12:32PM EST (link)n/t
“When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.”
Thomas Jefferson
Remember the boy named Adolf Hitler?
kyoufuu Wednesday, January 14th at 12:32PM EST (link)I sure do, since my diary became cannon fodder for open threads
But, sadly, he and his two sisters were taken by the authorities.
Poorly named children taken by state.
I can see an alternate reality novel of the novel Catch-22, where authorities take Major Major Major away from his parents as a child because his father was an idiot.
“There are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.” — James Madison
“There were two poor Russian peasants, named Boris and Ivan. The only difference between them was that Boris owned a goat and Ivan did not. One day, Ivan came upon a magic lamp. He rubbed the lamp, and a genie popped out.
‘I will grant you one wish,’ the genie said, ‘but it can be anything you want in the world.’
Ivan responded, ‘I want Boris’ goat to die.’”
Death to All Juice
Robert A. Hahn Wednesday, January 14th at 12:57PM EST (link)Nyaa, the guy was acquitted of the really serious stuff. All we could get him on was armed robbery.
Drink Good Coffee. You can sleep when you’re dead.
Death to All Juice?
Snake45 Wednesday, January 14th at 1:14PM EST (link)1. I’ll bet this guy’s a cereal killer, too.
2. Where was he during the O.J. Simpson trial?
It’s a Zima-ist conspiracy, watch out for the Juuuuuuuuuuice!
General_Confusion Wednesday, January 14th at 1:30PM EST (link)For those of you who might be unfamiliar Zima is an adult beverage.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zima
It’s a Zima-ist conspiracy, watch out for the Juuuuuuuuuuice!
General_Confusion Wednesday, January 14th at 1:30PM EST (link)For those of you who might be unfamiliar Zima is an adult beverage.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zima
Ignorance is bliss. Orange Juice is dolor.
Marcus_Traianus Wednesday, January 14th at 1:31PM EST (link)I bet this shows up on one of Obama’s billboards for a geometric increase in school budgets.
The accompanying slogan will be “Give us some juice to save our madrasah competence”.
“Both of our political parties, at least the honest portion of them, agree conscientiously in the same object—the public good; but they differ essentially in what they deem the means of promoting that good. One side believes it best done by one composition of the governing powers; the other, by a different one. One fears most the ignorance of the people; the other, the selfishness of rulers independent of them. Which is right, time and experience will prove.”.Thomas Jefferson
Contributor to The Minority Report
Psychotic <i>and</i> stoopid.
johnCV Wednesday, January 14th at 2:52PM EST (link)I often wondered how they were convinced to strap 20 pounds of C4 and ball bearings to themselves….
Virgins....it's all about virgins. n/t
jdub19 Wednesday, January 14th at 2:56PM EST (link).
” Got to love the Lord for making things like that.”
Morally Compromised
I Guess Some People Really Hate O.J. Simpson (nt)
IJB Wednesday, January 14th at 3:41PM EST (link)Wrong Drink?
spaceman_spiff Wednesday, January 14th at 5:56PM EST (link)Maybe the man wanted the sign to say Juice. After all, are the kooks solely interested in Kool Aid.
Breaking News.... Gannett Newspapers including USA Today - 1 week unpaid layoff for probably everyone on staff to avoid layoffs.
Kenny Solomon Wednesday, January 14th at 8:52PM EST (link)Via The NY Times (which is quite probably next in line for a bailout or unpaid time off).
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/15/business/media/15paper.html?_r=3&hp
The Gannett Company, the nation’s largest newspaper publisher, said on Wednesday that it would force thousands of its employees to take a week off without pay in an effort to avoid layoffs.
Oh well, another one starts to bite the dust.
Cheers !
Kenny Solomon
Senior Expediter
The 72 Virgins Club Travel Agency
Offices throughout America (all 57 states).
Of course you can have my guns……. Bullets first.
I didn’t say rounds, shells or magazines…… I said bullets first.
:drawling: A tragedy. I wonder if I feel like going out for a soda?
Moe Lane Wednesday, January 14th at 8:58PM EST (link)Or maybe a candy bar. It’s kind of cold out, so I don’t know.
Check out my new blog at http://moelane.com/.
http://twitter.com/moelane
My (blogging-related) wish list.
Moe, how about a candy bar AND a soda ?
Kenny Solomon Wednesday, January 14th at 9:00PM EST (link)The snark that surrounds left-hash-mark media failures is always the best.
Cheers !
Kenny Solomon
Senior Expediter
The 72 Virgins Club Travel Agency
Offices throughout America (all 57 states).
Of course you can have my guns……. Bullets first.
I didn’t say rounds, shells or magazines…… I said bullets first.
I saw this Kenny and didn't find the open thread....
JadedByPolitics Wednesday, January 14th at 8:58PM EST (link)GREAT NEWS I hope they enjoy their week off and I sincerely hope they think about some other form of employment because they SUCK!
Whoever has his enemy at his mercy &
does not destroy him is his own enemy
Zionist juice?
civil_truth Wednesday, January 14th at 9:01PM EST (link)I see faint markings of “Zionist” just above “JUICE”. I guess this was a last minute effort to deflect charges of advocating a juice genocide - I guess California and Florida juice is not on his hit list.
So should those juices who are non-Zionists feel relieved - or just hope he’s not thirsty after he finishes demonstrating?
And Rightly So!
Death to all Juice!!! Sincerely, Himass (nt)
6eorge Jetson Thursday, January 15th at 4:43AM EST (link)