Bloomberg: A Little Anarchy Might Help Convince People to Give Up Their Guns

By: Jeff Emanuel (Diary)  |  July 24th at 01:33 PM  | 

The latest evidence that Little Lord Farquaad New York City mayor Mike Bloomberg’s brain is melting into a puddle of hot goo came courtesy of a Monday night appearance on Piers Morgan’s CNN “show.” This time, the pint-sized billionaire with a taste for cradle-to-the-grave control over the proletariat suggested that “police officers across this country…stand up collectively and say ‘we’re going to go on strike’” | Read More »

Food-Inspector-in-Chief Michelle Obama’s Latest ‘More Equal than Others’ Moment

By: Jeff Emanuel (Diary)  |  February 21st at 02:00 PM  | 

America’s New Mother-in-Law enjoyed some proletariat-free time this week, taking a respite from her pressure-filled life by hitting the slopes in Vail, Colorado. At least, she hit the slopes in between her other, higher-priority activities: chowing down on short ribs, and inspecting “kids’ healthy lunches.” According to restaurant owner and short rib-cooker Kelly Liken : “[Michelle Obama] was wonderfully gracious and very much interested in | Read More »