A Modest Proposal


Step 1: We declare the US bankrupt and announce default on all loans to non-us citizens. We also set a date three years down the road to have hearings on re-affirming this debt.

Step 2: We Issue bills to every country we have issued aid to over the past 10 years including the entire cost of the Iraq war. We assign the proceeds of these bills to those countries we owe. Let China collect from Iraq.

Step 3: We put an immediate freeze on most foreign aid.

Step 4: Get out of the United Nations and take our building back.

Step 5: We announce federal govt. loans to homeowners all current homeowners at 4.25% interest and to new all homebuyers (new buyers must qualify) for a 90 day window begining Ocotber 1 and ending December 31. 

Step 6: The Fed will offer discounted rates for those banks who dollar for dollar buy back the morgtgage.

Step 7: Stop bailing companies out (especially banks) but we insure all deposits. We let bankruptcy courts do what they are supposed to do.

Step 8: Destroy the treasuries printing presses after buying the mortgages.

What this does do? Saves a boatload of money, ruins our credit, ends the housing crisis, stimultes the heck out of the ecomony (except for the banks -which need to learn a lesson anyway), and get us out of the UN. Ruining our credit is the key to long term fiscal responsibility, because we surely have no hope of congress doing it on their own. Can’t fund a deficit when no one will lend to you. I am convinced that bad credit is the only way to return to fiscal responsibility.

This also gives every other country in the world a chance to sit and think for a few years about all the good we have done for them. Kind of like taking the x-box away when your Kid goes on a 1/2 hour rant about not having an i-phone. Teaches gratitude.  In the meantime, Israel can blow Iran to kingdom come and it wont be on our watch becuase we are taking a break.

Banks will hopefully extend 4% loans to existing homebuyers ahead of the October 1 window and the Fed. Govt. will not have to take all these loans. If it does, then the banks will have to buy it back in order to get cheap money. We stop throwing money down the rat hole of bad banks and we let those banks fail, but we protect the deposits. New banks or good old banks can recapitalize while taking loans paying them 4.25%, which is probably the best game in town. People who cant pay 4.25% will be the beneficiaries of government sloth and will by nature have time to work out their mortgages. If they can’t work them out, they will ultimately be foreclosed on.

Just a thought



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Your proposal is not modest enough

civil truth (Diary) Thursday, February 12th at 5:00PM EST (link)

You failed to include recommending that the Democrats sell their children to the rich as delectable comestibles.

The greatest evil…is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice. Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the offices of a thoroughly nasty business concern. -C.S. Lewis

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I thought about...

jerry38 (Diary) Thursday, February 12th at 5:15PM EST (link)

having all democrats euthanized in order to reduce their carbon emmissions, but that would have been intellectually dishonest since I dont believe in euthansia or global warming. In any event, I wouldn’t eat them personally, but we could ship to them to the Chinese in lieu of paying off our debt. They’ve got lots of people to feed.

“Justice is always naive and self-confident; believing that it will immediately win once recognized. That is the reason why the forces of Justice are so poorly organized. On the other hand, the Evil is cynic, sly and fantastically organized. It never ever has the illusion of the ability to stand on its own feet and to win in a fair competition. That is why it is ready to use any kind of means without hesitation. And of course it does – under the banners of the most noble ideas.”

–Vladimir Bukovsky

 

All good ideas, but you need to add one more:

Praying (Diary) Thursday, February 12th at 5:39PM EST (link)

Destroy the government printing presses. Just because they can’t BORROW money doesn’t mean they won’t try to PRINT money. Debt, inflation, what the difference to a liberal?

No!!!11!1!!1!1! The Bilderbergers are coming

No doubt about it.. I will edit.

jerry38 (Diary) Thursday, February 12th at 5:46PM EST (link)

Sometimes when you are thinking of a plan to save the free world, the little things get by you. I do apologize for the oversight. Since it was your idea, would you like 100billion or so for insect research in your homestate? I am sure I can slip that in before the presses are destroyed.

“Justice is always naive and self-confident; believing that it will immediately win once recognized. That is the reason why the forces of Justice are so poorly organized. On the other hand, the Evil is cynic, sly and fantastically organized. It never ever has the illusion of the ability to stand on its own feet and to win in a fair competition. That is why it is ready to use any kind of means without hesitation. And of course it does – under the banners of the most noble ideas.”

–Vladimir Bukovsky

Ummm. Nah, I'll donate my 100 billion back to

Praying (Diary) Thursday, February 12th at 6:43PM EST (link)

the people it belongs to – the U.S. Citizens. Of course, since we don’t have the money, that will be, in Obama-ese, money saved, not created.

No!!!11!1!!1!1! The Bilderbergers are coming