Ben Carson Confident There Are Plenty of Qualified Trump Bootlickers for Vice President
Good news, Trump fans! Ben Carson is absolutely sure there’s a long list of people who are both qualified and are totally cool with playing second fiddle to Nero and his burning nation. The sad part is that, given all the people who were respectable conservatives but have admitted they’d be open to it, it’s hard to say Carson is full of it (this time). | Read More »
Sarah Palin’s Plan to Take on Paul Ryan Will Just Scam More People
In her battle to remain relevant in the modern era, Sarah Palin has decided to target Paul Ryan’s re-election bid for Congress. Declaring that she will “Cantor” Ryan, Palin announced that she will fund people who wish to primary Ryan this Fall. And so, Palin will send out letters and e-mails asking for money to help support these supposedly noble heroes set to take on | Read More »
Donald Trump Would Graciously Allow London’s Muslim Mayor to Visit U.S.
In a stunning reversal, Donald Trump has said that perhaps not every Muslim would be banned from the U.S. if he is elected president. Among those he would allow to visit the country is London’s newly elected mayor, and first Muslim mayor, Sadiq Khan. This comes after Khan, in an interview, said he’d like to visit the U.S. before inauguration day, just in case Trump | Read More »
WHOA: Flint Mayor Accused of Directing Water Crisis Money to PAC
This is a pretty serious accusation, and even if CNN can’t verify that the PAC in question even exists, they thought it was a big enough story to run with anyway. Apparently, money that donors sent to assist Flint, Michigan, with its water crisis was actually diverted to a PAC to support Karen Weaver, the current mayor of the city. In the suit filed Monday, | Read More »
New Website To Assist Those Fleeing Donald Trump’s America
Does the thought of President Donald Trump fill you with so much terror that you want to flee the nation in horror? Many people have discussed it, but what if you’re single? You’re moving to a strange, new land of opportunity (albeit amid the frozen tundra). What do you do? One website has decided to offer their assistance. The site, Maple Match, advertises itself as | Read More »
God help me. I #StandWithGraham.
In times of conflict and even all out war, you will occasionally find yourself siding with people you never once dreamed of agreeing with. Everyone’s had those alliances in their lives, and today, many conservatives find themselves one again: Lindsey Graham will never support Donald Trump. Graham said he’d “absolutely” not support Clinton, the overwhelming favorite for the Democratic nomination, saying she’d represent President Obama’s “third | Read More »
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Friends: What’s the Point Anymore?
Two days after the Republican Primary basically ended, the #BATF guys will be on live to basically just drink and see who can die of alcohol poisoning first. As we slowly begin to lose our minds and our lives, watch us talk about Donald Trump’s win, the lessons we have all learned, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, and so much more. Even though it’s all meaningless. | Read More »
LGBT Movement Wants to Give Disney Princess a Girlfriend
If you have a small child, you have been subjected to the tyranny of Queen Elsa of Arendelle, a lonely queen who froze over her kingdom in an emotional outburst on her coronation day. The movie Frozen follows the story of Elsa and her younger sister, Anna, as they come to grips with the strange magic within the queen and learn the power of love. Elsa gains | Read More »
It’s Not What Donald Trump Will Do. It’s What Donald Trump Has Done.
At this point, it is fairly well established that Donald Trump is the Republican Party Nominee for President of these United States of America. Go us. If it turns out we aren’t, in fact, being Punk’d, then this is a reality a lot of people are going to have to come to terms with. Donald Trump may very well end up being a half-decent president. | Read More »
GLOVES ARE OFF: Donald Trump Says Hillary Clinton Will Be A “Very Poor” President
Donald Trump gave his victory speech after his big win in Indiana tonight, and it was actually fairly coherent up until the end, where he mentioned the War on Christmas, among other thing. It was actually a very leader-ly speech, in which he gave thanks, hit his high points, acknowledged Ted Cruz’s announcement from earlier tonight, and moved on. That, however, is about as much | Read More »
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders Wins Indiana
In the over-looked Democratic Primary in Indiana, Bernie Sanders has pulled out a big win over Hillary Clinton. Sanders is staying in the race, which makes him little more than a nuisance to Clinton, but it is a very noticeable nuisance. With the win, Sanders now has a good reason to stay in the race even longer. The Vermont Senator really has no chance at | Read More »
But WHY is CNN crushing Fox News in the ratings?
There is only one thing that has really changed over the last several months, when CNN began closing the gap: the type of coverage that Donald Trump gets.
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Joe Scarborough Was WRONG About #NeverTrump
Joe Scarborough said there were probably only about 12 people on Twitter in that movement. Being the scientific person that I am, I put that theory to the test.
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Arkansas Democrat Features Trump’s Anti-Woman Remarks In New Senate Ad
It’s the worst (but entirely predictable) of our fears: Donald Trump’s views and statements on women are being used not just presidential ads, but now Senate race ads. Look no further than this devastating ad released by Arkansas Democrat Connor Eldridge. It’s no taking words out of context. It’s not inferring things from what Donald Trump has said. It is explicitly using his words to | Read More »
BREAKING: New Hampshire GOP CANCELS Vote Blocking Trump Delegates
Earlier today, we reported on the New Hampshire GOP’s attempts to vote Republican National Convention leadership slots via e-mail vote. The controversy stemmed from the fact that the list of candidates for state delegate leadership included no Donald Trump supporters, despite the fact that Trump won the state. Word has now come out that the NHGOP, caving to pressure from Trump supporters, has decided to cancel | Read More »