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Link didn't work
The_Rebel Thursday, July 16th at 1:17PM EDT (link)Try this one.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/gov/1267416703.html
It's been removed...nt.
NightTwister Thursday, July 16th at 1:30PM EDT (link)Get Connected in Colorado.
They must have reposted it NightTwister....
Aaron Gardner Thursday, July 16th at 1:38PM EDT (link)because this link works fine.
Aaron’s Archive
conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!
Flagged again. I delcare war. Are you (the reader) in?
scottbomb Thursday, July 16th at 2:40PM EDT (link)It does NOT cite any gov’t agency as being the employer. Go there and flag it. They claim to be a non-profit so let them post under the craigslist “Non-Profit” jobs heading.
http://www.HowObamaGotElected.com
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948
I flagged it as being miscategorized
scottbomb Thursday, July 16th at 2:36PM EDT (link)It was listed under “Government Jobs”. Nowhere in the ad did it say they’d be working for a gov’t entity.
http://www.HowObamaGotElected.com
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948
Al Capone was a Saint compared
bobojake Thursday, July 16th at 1:22PM EDT (link)obama and his thugs
Seems they've removed the posting
Sundayjack Thursday, July 16th at 1:23PM EDT (link)So sensitive.
See Aaron's comment above, Sundayjack.
TNJim Thursday, July 16th at 2:12PM EDT (link)The link was changed.
“No. You can’t” -Moe Lane
Tell Me These YoYos Didn't get stimulus
Spartan4Life Thursday, July 16th at 1:40PM EDT (link)You’re kidding, right?
I think we should do our best ACORN imitation
Achance Thursday, July 16th at 1:46PM EDT (link)and flood them with phony job apps preferably from either a blinded/proxy IP or from the Library.
In Vino Veritas
But Art, we are Republicans so that would be illegal....
Aaron Gardner Thursday, July 16th at 2:22PM EDT (link)even if it isn’t.
Aaron’s Archive
conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!
Catch me if you can! nt
Achance Thursday, July 16th at 2:31PM EDT (link)In Vino Veritas
How about us Libertarians, then?
mikefisk Thursday, July 16th at 3:06PM EDT (link)Anything that can be done to gum up the works of bureaucracy is fine by me.
Heck, having them try to divine the nature of thousands of applications is one of the least damaging things they could be doing…
“Once within the maw of Leviathan, degree of digestion is irrelevant.” - Michael Fisk
7.88, -1.97
Sorry mikefisk...you are an "other" just like us Republicans....nt
Aaron Gardner Thursday, July 16th at 3:34PM EDT (link)Aaron’s Archive
conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!
Agreed, Art.
randy streu Thursday, July 16th at 3:23PM EDT (link)I’m all for screwing around with these jokers.
Blogging also at
SLC Republitarian
The Minority Report
I saw a man begging with a cardboard sign and it started with Obama
mom2oneson Thursday, July 16th at 4:52PM EDT (link)I didn’t read the rest but that is the FIRST TIME EVER I’ve seen a begging man with a sign with a politicians name on it. There wasn’t enough time to read it. It was kind of a longer sentence.
I imagine there are 2 possibilities, mom
TNJim Thursday, July 16th at 4:57PM EDT (link)Something along the lines of “Obama, help me” or “Obama did this to me.”
Too bad you didn’t get to read the rest of it.
“No. You can’t” -Moe Lane