Here are those jobs Obama promised you

    Hi, Billy Mays here, coming to you from beyond the grave for Jobs That Matter. Near double-digit unemployment got you down? Out of work since that  temp job as a census-taking clown? Don’t despair, you can work for *ObamaCare! We need change like never before — on the economy, climate change and WAIT — there’s more!

    Memo to Linda Kellen Biegel

    To: Linda Kellen Biegel, a.k.a “Celtic Diva” Re: Ethics Violation As you can see from the attached photograph, this federal employee is in clear violation of Sec. 2635.101 of the Standards Of Ethical Conduct For Employees Of The Executive Branch, Subpart A, “General Provisions” – which states: (8) Employees shall act impartially and not give preferential treatment to any private organization or individual. Millions of | Read More »

    Dealergate 9: Questioning the ‘auto task force tyrants’

    As we reported yesterday, even some Democrats are beginning to question President Obama and auto his task force. They can’t understand why profitable, top-performing Chrysler dealers are being forced to close their doors. We’ve been asking this and other questions about the Dealergate scandal for weeks, and we’re encouraged to see some House Democrats finally getting curious about how the decisions were made regarding which | Read More »

    Little Rock terrorist wanted revenge for Muslims

    Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad, 23, aka Carlos Bledsoe, told police that he shot two U.S. Army privates with the intent to kill them Monday because he was a practicing Muslim, and he was angered by what the American military had done to Muslims in the past. He also told officers that if more soldiers been on the parking lot with the victims, he would have shot | Read More »

    It’s not your father’s Obamobile

    The Obamobile is coming to a dealer showroom near you. Well, it may not actually be that near to you, now that GM (Government Motors) and CFUG (Chrysler-FIAT-UAW-Government) are throwing so many of their dealers under the bus. Say, this is a hybrid bus, isn’t it, citizen? But I digress. It’s only those in rural areas clinging to their guns and bibles who will have | Read More »

    Obama Corporatism: Too Much Too Soon

    The results of new independent polls from credible opinion research houses indicate that Americans, concerned about Obama’s radical spending and abortion policies, appear to be moving to the right. The usual obligatory disclaimers: It’s only four polls. We need to see more data before we can identify any trends, if they do indeed exist. But there is reason for conservatives and right-leaning independents to find | Read More »

    Will Obama kill GM’s last interesting cars?

    Government Motors(TM), the new automaker which will replace General Motors, has already experienced regime change at the direction of new CEO-in-chief Barack Obama. In light of some recent product mix realignment at GM, one has to wonder if POTUS is not calling the shots on GM’s model line-up as well. Changes at Cadillac, Chevrolet and Pontiac, the GM divisions which were making interesting cars, don’t | Read More »

    Dems just say ‘No’ to Obama on Gitmo funds

    The leadership of the House of Representatives turned down a request from the Obama Administration for funding to begin closing the U.S. detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. The reason the Democrats refused to give the president what he wanted this time was not a lack of votes, as the members of his party in the House could have easily funded his request whether Republicans | Read More »

    O brother, what art thou?

    Breaking news! It seems that Todd Palin not only has a half-sister, but he also has another half-sibling – a half-brother named Samson Palin. The First Dude’s half-sister Diana, you may recall, was recently arrested for breaking into a house in Wasilla for the second time this week to steal money. You can go to Celtic Diva’s blog and read all about it. You will | Read More »

    American President thinks ‘Austrian’ is a language

    President Barack Obama made a world-class gaffe in front of the entire planet’s press during his news conference in Strasbourg, France. The transcript was released by the White House on April 4:  

    Dr. Frankenbama: Death Tax Re-Animator

    Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn’t be related. - J.C. Watts, Jr. President Bush’s tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 lowered the death tax from 55 percent to 45 percent this year and would have eliminated them entirely next year. But Dr. Frankenbama’s budget drags the rotting corpse of the death tax from its intended grave by keeping it at its 2009 level next year. The doctor | Read More »

    Punish the charitable

    During the Tuesday night press conference, Politico’s Mike Allen and the president had this exchange: Allen: Are you reconsidering your plan to cut the interest-rate deduction for mortgages and for charities? And do you regret having proposed that in the first place? President Obama: No, I think it’s — I think it’s the right thing to do. Where we’ve got to make some difficult choices | Read More »

    Calling BS on a bogus poll

    “Poll Finds Obama Would Trounce Palin” reads the headline on AOL News. “2012 Election: Sarah Palin Crushed by Barack Obama” screams the head on Associated Content. In a hypothetical contest, the poll ”found” that President Obama would defeat Alaska’s governor 55 percent to 35 percent. There are a few problems with the poll, however…

    Obama’s inexperience painfully obvious

    After two weeks on the job our new president’s inexperience is painfully obvious. The words of his political rivals from the primaries and the general election seem almost prophetic in retrospect. Hillary Clinton, warned on the campaign trail in Knoxville, TN in November of 2007: “There is one job we can’t afford: on-the-job training for our next president. That could be the costliest job training in history. | Read More »

    Obama’s Stealth Defense Cuts

    Late last night we asked “Is Obama preparing to cut the defense budget?” All we had to work with at the time were personal observations by some who had seen a Fox News report that the president had asked the Pentagon to slash defense spending by 10%. The story had not yet been posted on the FNC website at that late hour.

    Government giveth, government taketh away

    One campaign promise that Detroit’s struggling automakers were hoping that Obama would not keep was his pledge to allow individual states to set their own fuel economy and vehicle emissions standards. Unfortunately for the once-big three, it appears that the president will grant California and at least a dozen other states the authority to put their own restrictions on tailpipe emissions and set individual requirements | Read More »

    Media Wars: The Bampire Strikes Back

    The newly-minted president took some shots at congressional Republicans Friday. When they expressed their concerns about his stimulus package, he basically told them what they could do to themselves. In not so many words, the messiah/president told them to perform an  act which is socially unacceptable and physically impossible. Then Professor Obama proceeded to lecture the rebel scum, advising them that they should stop listening to conservative | Read More »

    Wounded Vets Walk Out on Onaugural Ball

    Tuesday night marked the latest in a series of missteps with the military for a new president (whose need for on-the-job training is painfully obvious) and/or his supporters: An inaugural ball honoring U.S. military veterans ended in a kerfluffle as several veterans walked out when a musical act’s attempt at humor backfired. During the Heroes Red, White & Blue Inaugural Ball honoring the nation’s veterans, a | Read More »

    Obama outrages on his first day at the office

    President Barack Obama, on his first full day in the office, has managed to draw the ire of family members of those killed on September 11, 2001, and in other terror attacks.  The rookie president’s executive draft  order Wednesday calls for closing the Guantanamo Bay detention facility within a year and halting any war crimes trials in the meantime.  In response to the Obama order, a judge | Read More »

    A carrot for our rookie president

    While Barack Obama and his supporters party in the nation’s capitol, in places far away from the celebration there are those who are putting the finishing touches on their plans to test him. As Joe Biden is on the record as saying: “The next four years are going to determine what it looks like 25 years from now because we either get this right internationally or we’re | Read More »