Here are those jobs Obama promised you

By: Josh Painter (Diary)  |  July 16th at 01:05 PM  | 

Hi, Billy Mays here, coming to you from beyond the grave for Jobs That Matter. Near double-digit unemployment got you down? Out of work since that  temp job as a census-taking clown? Don’t despair, you can work for *ObamaCare! We need change like never before — on the economy, climate change and WAIT — there’s more!