Producers of SNL are apparently dying to get Gov. Sarah Palin on the show before the election. Palin has expressed interest in doing this. I believe she’ll make an appearence, and here is what the skit should be.

ANNOUNCER: And now, Weekend Update Special Correspondent Tina Fey with Gov. Sarah Palin.

CAMERA REVEALS SARAH PALIN DRESSED UP AS TINA FEY

PALIN-AS-FEY: Good evening. I’m Tina Fey, here with an exclusive interview with the Republican Vice-Presidential nominee, Gov. Sarah Palin. Gov. Palin, welcome.

FEY-AS-PALIN: Oh sure, Tina. You know.

PALIN-AS-FEY: Let’s begin the interview.

SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS GO DIM, WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE STYLE AND A GRAPHIC SHOWS UP ON THE TV WITH AN ANNOUNCER

ANNOUNCER: It’s “Gotcha! with Tina Fey” This evening’s contestant: Gov. Sarah Palin.

LIGHT SINK DOWN ON FEY AS PALIN “WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE STYLE.”

PALIN-AS-FEY: Governor, can you explain the Bush doctrine?

FEY-AS-PALIN: In what respect Tina?

PALIN-AS-FEY LOOKS DISTRAUGHT AND IRRITATED.

PALIN-AS-FEY: Is it A) Neo-isolationism B) Ultimatum offering C)Pre-Emptive War or D) Spreading Democracy?

FEY-AS-PALIN: Uh….

PALIN-AS-FEY: Don’t stress out, they’re all correct! Let’s go with C though, what are your thoughts on pre-emptive war?

FEY-AS-PALIN: I think that we have go to do whatever it takes to give those Iraqis that freedom that is, I believe, in everyman’s heart and we’ve got to provide those soldiers cover also, you know to give them relief from The Taliban and Osama Bin Laden and yeah…

PALIN-AS-FEY STARES DOWN FEY-AS-PALIN WITH HER GLASSES ON HER NOSE.

PALIN-AS-FEY: Gov. Palin, What newspapers do you read?

FEY-AS-PALIN: Oh you know, all of them.

PALIN-AS-FEY: You can’t even name one?

FEY-AS-PALIN: I have great respect for the media…

PALIN-AS-FEY: Do you even have newspapers in Alaska?

FEY-AS-PALIN: Uh well I read that one newspaper over there on the East Coast you know that New York one with my breakfast also.

PALIN-AS-FEY: And what did you have for breakfast, Gov. Palin?

FEY-AS-PALIN: I uh… I think I had eggs.

PALIN-AS-FEY nods her head in contempt in the camera like she has done something good.

FEY-AS-PALIN: You know, Tina, I don’t really appreciate all of these gotcha questions, you know. Don’t you think we eat breakfast in Alaska as well.

PALIN-AS-FEY: Don’t you think the American people deserve to know what their potential Vice-President and even President eats for breakfast.

FEY-AS-PALIN: (LOOKS STUNNED.) Well, I uh…

PALIN-AS-FEY: Gov. Palin, what color are my toenails.

FEY-AS-PALIN LOOKS DOWN.

PALIN-AS-FEY: No, no. You can’t cheat!

FEY-AS-PALIN: But how am I supposed to…

PALIN-AS-FEY (Irritated): You can’t answer the question?

FEY-AS-PALIN: Well you know, I’m not fimilair with the toenail polish you’re using, you know.

PALIN-AS-FEY: Gov. Palin, what stage is the moon in right now?

FEY-AS-PALIN: What?

PALIN-AS-FEY: Is it a full moon, half moon, full cresent half cresent, and you can’t peak out the window!

FEY-AS-PALIN: I’ll just have to get back to ya on that one!

PALIN-AS-FEY: Gov. Palin, Can you tell me what the name of President Bush’s dog is.

FEY-AS-PALIN: Oh, I know that one! It’s Barney! Like the dinosaur!

THE LIGHTS FLASH AND CONFETTI FALLS DOWN. PALIN-AS-FEY DOES NOT LOOK PLEASED, SHE HOLDS UP A MICROPHONE.

PALIN-AS-FEY: Congratulations, Gov. Palin you’ve just won a reduced week of gothya reporting.

FEY AS PALIN LOOKS THRILLED.

PALIN-AS-FEY: Do you have anything you want to say?

FEY-AS-PALIN: Oh, Tina, I’m just so excited! Why don’t you say something?

PALIN-AS-FEY: I think I will: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!