I’ve never spoken to Jesus.  I don’t know anyone who did.  I don’t know anyone who knew what he was like.  I have no basis for which to say, “Jesus was probably a pedophile.”  I would have no motive to even suggest it, unless I was in the business of being evil.  If I were evil, I would probably enjoy planting a seed of doubt, and delight in the friction and chaos it caused.  “Jesus was probably a pedophile,” is therefore, nothing more than a baseless lie.  So what?  I should be in office, not Jesus.  So, what’s a little perjury for the sake of justice?

I will admit that I am agnostic.  With so many liars on the planet, I don’t know what to believe.  But even if I didn’t believe that Jesus was the son of God, I still believe one could make a good argument that he was the greatest man to walk the earth.  Son of God, or not.  And that’s good enough for me to use Jesus as a reference point for decency.

If I were running against Jesus in a Presidential race, would it be okay for me to ”joke” that he’s probably a pedophile?  Should I call Lorne Michaels and have him fit it into an SNL skit?  And if the polls aren’t going my way, perhaps an aide could have Michaels “amp it up” and have Jesus shopping for sex toys or exposing himself on the playground.  Hey, it’s comedy folks.  Ain’t it a hoot?  If the scum bags of SNL have “Comedian” listed on their income tax returns, they have a license to say anything about anyone.

The FCC doesn’t seem to mind.  And you KNOW the Obama folks were just eating it up during the Palin assassinations on SNL.  Neither a sense of decorum, nor the unspoken boundaries of gentlemen, will stop Chief Pig, Lorne Michaels.

The last thing I want to do is the wade through the gutters with Lorne Michaels.  I’d be ashamed if the GOP operated this way.  What I would like to see, is the FCC enacting rules that set bondaries for vulgar attacks on television.  Print media should take it upon themselves to do the same.  If the Huffington Pigs don’t mind the smell of their own stench, they’re not about to support and semblance of decency in print.  Blah, blah, First Amendment, blah, blah.  We need to establish how far a comedian can go.  This really needs to go to the highest court.  Not for either party.  But to provide society with some reference of decency.

I’ve never seen an Administration dive so deep into the gutter.  This is the same Obama who was going to unite the Nation?  Seems more like the term “gentleman” has gone the way of the dinosaur.  President Obama knows what’s going on.  And for a guy who uttered his famous “Enough!,”  if there was an ounce of sincerity in his disgust, you’d think he’d call Lorne Michaels and say, “Hey Lorne, enough of these vulgar jokes about the Palins.”  That’s what my father would have done as President.  You can bet the farm that’s what I’d do as President.  But will Obama muzzle his SNL Pit Bulls and reel in ACORN, or prostitute his morals for a second term?  Soon enough, we’ll see what he’s made of.

I’d like to see any support for Huckabee shifted over to Palin or other candidate.  I don’t see any sense in considering Huckabee after his support of Lorned Michaels of SNL.  Saturday Night Live! director Lorne Michaels gave the green light to the skit where a cast member “joked” that Todd Palin must be having sex with his daughters.  The incident proved to me, that Lorne Michaels is one of the biggest pigs in the entertainment field.

Not long after the SNL skit was aired, Mike Huckabee had Director/Pig Lorne Michaels on his show, praising Michaels up one side and down the other.  Nothing was said about the disgusting remarks aimed at the Palin family.  I wrote Huckabee’s show.  Not surprisingly, I received no reply.

Huckabee inviting Sir Pig Michaels on his show, after the lewd remarks toward the Palins, must have been an incredible ego boost for Pig Michaels.  Since appearing on the Huckabee show, Oinker Michaels has not once, but twice, given the green light for additional skits containing incest jokes targeting Todd Palin.  SNL has clearly shown itself to be a puppet station for the Obama administration, and a program devoid of any limits concerning vulgarity.

Frankly, I my jaw dropped when I saw Michaels appear on Huckabee’s show with Mike Huckabee fawning over him like he had just liberated Paris.  I was not surprised however, to see Michaels emboldened by the endorsement and subsequently release two more skits with Todd Palin as the target of incest “jokes.”

As much as a change of leadership is needed in this country, is it really so much to ask to boycott SNL, Lorne Michaels productions, and Chevy Chase movies?  Are you going to help them smear Sarah Palin in 2012 (if she runs) by keeping SNL at the top of the pro-Obama propaganda wagon?

For the umpteenth time, boycott SNL!  Do whatever you can to help pigs like Michaels and Chase into early retirement.  NOW is the time to teach them a few manners.  Not when the next campaign begins.  Same with Newsweek and The Times.  And don’t weaken a solid candidate’s chances by siphoning off support and giving it to Huckabee who cannot win.

If SNL’s ratings go in the toilet, will advertisers stay?  The Obama machine will send SNL a lot of money to keep them afloat.  For awhile.  Until the taxpayers demand a stop to it.  Strike a blow for decency.  Get everyone you can to stop viewing SNL.

Although this post took extensive editing to remove unpublishable language, I’m not about to pull any punches in content.  I also have a first-rate flame suit so don’t worry about biting your tongue either.  I am just astounded by the ignorance of the arguments against the “auto bailout.”  Now that I have 49 out of every 50 of you fired up, here’s how we see it in Michigan.

First of all, thanks for throwing Michigan under the bus.  Feel better now?  Well, here are some thoughts from the red-headed step-child. the State of Michigan.

I think I can save a lot of typing, and you, a lot of reading, by stating some of our feelings in the form of questions.  So, here goes.

To the pundit who said he will boycott American cars if the auto companies get the bailout money: Are you going to run your life on cash now?  Under that logic, I can only assume that you are already boycotting American banks, right?

Is it ironic that Michigan is thrown under the bus for its auto industry, but we have heard little disgust for New York.  Isn’t that where Wall Street is located?  Aren’t the crooks that stopped auto-loan credit located in New York?  Aren’t the politicians who looked the other way, while getting money from AIG, in Washington D.C.?  Isn’t it Illinois that put 4 of their last 5 Governors in prison?

Here are some questions asked of the auto industry, that aren’t asked of you.  (I’ll paraphrase)  If we give you the “bailout” to rebuild from Katrina, are you going to be back next year asking for more?  How about this one?  Hey, if your town gets taxpayer bailouts every time floods destroy your homes, do you think you should build somewhere else?  Or….If you’re building in the heart of Tornado Alley, should taxpayers bail you out when you’re declared a Disaster Area?  Are you going to be asking for another handout the next time a tornado comes through? (tsk, tsk)  Then there is…Why are you asking for aid every time that tinder box you built in the woods, burns to the ground?  How about that house you built along the fault line?

If the U.S. taxpayer sends Federal aid to the same flood plane, year after year, is that “throwing good money after bad?”

Why is it that helping an area with a natural disaster is non-partisan, yet helping Michigan with an economic disaster is partisan, with virtually every Republican against the auto industry bailout?

Why did no one ask Wall Street banks to “guarantee” they will pay back their bailout?

Why do the auto makers have to change their business model to get a loan, but no one asks people to stop building homes along earthquake faults?

Where is all the wage data coming from?  NBC began reporting that UAW workers were making $100 an hour.  Someone should have told the people that were earning it, because they didn’t realize it.  Then it was lowered to $75 an hour, then $45 an hour.  And it was never reported that these were NOT wages but wages and benefit costs.  Eventually, the reports got to $38 an hour, then $28 an hour.  When that took most of the steam out of trying to turn the public against the factory workers, the new argument was that northern workers made $10 an hour more than southern auto factory workers.  Ah, to inflame the situation, again, they failed to note qualifications, cost of living, education, job difficulty, etc.  This is how “smart” the argument against Detroit is?  If you believed that, how about this example?  I know a realtor in Ohio who earns $500,000 a year.  I know a realtor in Mississippi who earns $40,000 a year.  Is the Ohio realtor overpaid?  Oh, you mean I might be comparing apples to oranges?  You bet.  And that’s how utterly stupid the north vs. south argument is!

I think the thing that most Michiganders are frustrated by is the people in the other 49 states who have not learned a new fact about the auto industry in 20 years.  We see ancient data, 20-year old stereotypes, and perceptions which lag reality by 10 years.

Just so you don’t sound like a complete idiot the next time you talk to a Michigander, here are some current facts:

The most efficient engine plant in North America is the Chysler plant in Dundee, Michigan.  This claim is substantiated by the manufacturing industry standard, Harbour Report.  Ninety per cent of the employees are not High School dropouts, like in the 1950′s.  Ninety per cent of the hourly employees (UAW) are college graduates.  Yes, they are.

Most of the financial trouble the auto companies are in is due to the fact that they did not set aside the retirement money they KNEW they would need for retiring workers.  Now the legacy costs can’t be met due to the downturn in sales.  Current UAW workers have low retirement packages, so who is the media talking about when they say the UAW “is” hurting the auto companies?  It is the work force that “used” to work for the auto companies.  A typical current, hourly, Chrysler worker will receive $50 a month, per year of service.  Try working in one of the factories for 25 years and have people tell you that your $15,000 a year retirement is killing the auto industry.

Here is some irony we love in Michigan.  The Wall Street crooks who started this mess got hundreds of billions of bailout money.  And companies like AIG promptly spent millions of it on vacations for their executives who ran the companies into the ground.  Yet the auto industry, largely responsible for 1 in every 10 jobs in this country, is asking for 14 billion dollars.  My calculator says that’s 2% of the “bailout” money.  Two fricking per cent of the bailout for the industry that contributes 1 in 10 jobs, and was a victim, not the source, of the Wall Street failure.

 Why the auto companies and not YOUR company?  That’s what seems to bother most of you.  Well, thanks to the same media that told you Obama was the best man for President, they called this the auto bailout.  We are bailing out America.  And if you’re going to do that with a finite amount of money, you attempt to put it where it will do the most good.  You do the banks.  You do the auto industry responsible for 1 in 10 jobs.  And you go down the line spending the bailout until it is gone.  You rescue as many “numbers” you can. 

Many people remind me of a boxer who is all mouth about his opponent until he enters the ring.  Well, you just work against bailing out the auto industry.  And the economic tsunami will be at your door, no matter where you work.

The dumbest question I hear on a regular basis is, “If we give the auto companies the loan, will they be back in 3 months for more money?”  Gee, Mr. Einstein, wouldn’t that depend on car sales?  Do you want to GUARANTEE the auto companies succeed and pay back every cent of your 2% of the bailout?  Uh, then buy an American car.

Other great remarks for the Stupidity Hall of Fame include, “Let them declare bankruptcy.  The airlines did it.  Some factory of 50 people in Wisconsin did it.  My cousin Pete did it, and he’s still alive.”  The example of the airlines is definitely apples and oranges.  People, the difference is that one is a service, the other is a product.  Duh!  And mini-factories in Wisconsin don’t compare to the scale of American auto makers.  What would be a “righteous” example?  There isn’t one.  There is no precedent or any example, so stop trying to justify your argument with absurd comparisons, outdated stereotypes, and made up hyperbole about the unions wages.

Just because some Bozo in the media keeps saying, “Foreign auto makers are making money, why can’t the American companies do the same?”  This is why brain-dead newsmen should do more than read the news off the prompter.  Why is it that so many listen to this and disengage their brains?  Okay, here we go again, education, Michigan style.  Their factories are NEW.  Soon their costs will spike with maintenance and repairs.  This will be added to your Toyota.  As their work force matures, THEY will begin paying their “legacy” costs.  This will be tacked on to your Honda.  When the economy improves, their work forces will bargain for parity in pay.  This will be added to your Suzuki.

How does public perception lag so many years behind reality?  Detroit dropped the ball.  When their cars equalled or exceeded Japanese quality, people were conditioned to believe the Japanese cars were without equal.  Erroneously.

Many American cars exceed Japanese quality.  Japanese steel was so inferior, they couldn’t possibly have survived building cars without buying American steel.  American companies haven’t put a lot of novelty hybrids on the road because there is little infrastructure in place to fuel or recharge one.  They aren’t practical, even today, to make en masse.  Many of the hybrids don’t get any better mileage than gasoline-only counterparts.  Check it out.  And do you think the electricity to charge ten 12-volt car batteries each night won’t raise your electric bill a few hundred dollars a month?  Do you think America can support 150 million cars charging their batteries each night?  You’d better buy that nuclear reactor do-it-yourself kit while supplies last.

You know, the American car companies were damn slow to respond.  But the a-holes that keep saying the auto companies will fail are only saying that Americans won’t buy American cars.  Let me repeat myself…Duh!  American companies will survive, and thrive, if Americans give them a chance.  American car companies have generated jobs for hundreds of millions of Americans since they began.  In their history, the trillions of dollars they made, stayed, and circulated throughout America.  Over 90% of American auto sales money, STAYS in America.  Less than 20% of Japanese auto sales stays in America.

NEW American factories run on 10% of the work force that the old factories did.  Factories to be built will do even better.  American cars are every bit as good as their foreign counterparts.  Auto factories re-tool to build Jeeps, tanks, boats, and aircraft for any war effort.  American auto companies and the UAW have been extremely generous, donating tens of millions to charity.  They sponsor schools and thousands of sports teams.  The UAW workers donate thousands upon thousands of liters of blood.

These are good, decent, hard-working American workers.  Contrary to what you may be hearing, they are definitely not overpaid.  The cars are very good and the companies are worth saving.  So are the millions of jobs that benefit you in countless ways you couldn’t imagine.

I have a lot more to say, so fire away.  I just polished my flame suit.  I’ll end with one last thought.  In the past hundred years, Michigan has helped in every disaster America has seen.  We don’t have droughts, floods, many tornados, any hurricanes, or earthquakes.  But every time YOU do, we don’t hesitate to help.  We’ve stepped up in every war.  Auto sales were a huge part of the prosperity America enjoyed for a century.  Well, America.  Now we’re asking for your help.  A loan will do nothing but buy us time.  We need you to at least consider buying an American automobile.

**Let me start this point by using a very accurate analogy.

I need a room of 100 people who have a working knowledge of motorcycles. If I ask them about the reliability of a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, RECENT surveys suggest that 93 of my 100 will say that H-D motorcycles are unreliable, they shake like mad, they leak oil, they are difficult to maintain, and don’t always start.

This is how people form opinions based on 20-yr. old stereotypes. My 25th motorcycle is a Harley-Davidson. The other 24 were mainly Japanese with a few British models sprinkled in. My 2002 Harley-Davison is, by far, the most reliable motorcycle I have ever owned. It has performed flawlessly for 7 years. It has NEVER failed to start, NEVER had a break down, NEVER leaked a single drop of oil. Really.

For a minute, I have to appear to be the Devil’s Advocate. I believe that auto manufacturers were the most arrogant people on the planet. They are very slow to believe their own propaganda on what you need to have quality, how to save money, and how to get the most from their work force. But, they were learning. And, they could have learned a lot faster.

Let me give you an example of what they were learning, and dispell some stereotypes that are causing people to say, “Let the auto industry burn.”

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**Anyone who recalls seeing Marion Barry re-elected should know that, in 2012, Barack Obama will get 95% of the black vote no matter what he does, period. No matter how many screwups are made, they will be forgiven, spun, and forgotten.

Most Democrats will forgive any flaws in Obama’s candidacy since it means they will be kept on the gravy train without doing anything.

The women will be divided between their allegiance to N.O.W., their obediance to their party, and once again, forsaking the true women’s movement to remain under the thumb of the Democratic men.

The Obama campaign was thought through. I am already hearing a structured excuse for things being bad in 2012. There are all the remarks by NBC (again) defending his administration as one who inherited this awful mess. Obviously, the real push in 2012 is going to be that no man could have straightened out such a mess.

Obama is already setting the people up for 2012 with repeated pleas for understanding that the economic crisis is too big to fix in only 4 years. And already, there are GOP staffers who are pushing a candidate, yet unnamed, by berating Palin.

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**Dear Gentlemen and Democrats,

I know you recall a couple of airplanes flying into a big building a few years back. Do you also remember those same cowards gloating the Americans classically lack RESOLVE?

Yeah, Bin Laden thought we’d drop a few bombs and call it even. So, Al Qaeda, how do you like us now? That was George Bush who hung in there and those are American boys, proud to serve, spanking the crap out of you. It’s taking awhile because you’ve got a lot more crap in you than we first thought.

Don’t be too cocky about our left wing berating our President. They did it in Viet Nam too. They even said we lost the war. So, all you Al Qaeda weasels, if you know what happened in Viet Nam, and we LOST war, wait until you see what it cost YOU for us to “lose” this war.

In Viet Nam, we lost 56,000 brave souls. Al Qaeda professors (oh, I made an oxymoron) will tell you that the Communists lost…get ready…here goes…

1.1 MILLION TROOPS

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**Hey, I love these two candidates of ours, but what’s with this infatuation for the SNL appearances!

Look, they do everything they can to make Sarah and John look like village idiots. You KNOW the cast loathes both of them. You’re NOT going to get any NET increase of votes. And all they’re doing is making SNL and NBC stronger, and more influential, for Obama’s next election.

Frankly, after the “joke” about incest between her husband and daughters, I don’t know how Sarah could go into the same building occupied by Chief Pig, Lorne Micahels. I absolutely guarantee, I’d spit in his face the first time I saw him, if my family were the target.

Sarah and John are the subject of ridicule to SNL, a program on the Barack Obama puppet station, NBC.

It’s like being in Viet Nam and airlifting ammunition to the Viet Cong. What in the hell is wrong with this campaign staff?

Just my opinion. SNL is a pen of pigs who hide the venom behind a thin disguise they call humor. So, they think anything goes. But if you don’t want to have these people ambush our candidates again, in 4 years, you’d better put the fear of God in them. Better yet, put the fear of boycott in them. I’m pretty sure they don’t pay much attention to God.

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**A man I’ll call Bill, was in the newspaper business 40 years, and retired less than a year. He tells me about a tool called Faux Polls.

Regardless of media, radio, T.V., or printed, faux polls have been around a long time, but gaining in popularity, especially this year.

Faux polls are polls which are invented to promote a point, and at the same time, provide a disconnect from the source. In other words, supposed I am the head of NBC and I want to help a given candidate. More effective than an editorial, a faux poll banks on increased believability by disassociating the editorial from the source.

So, what I can do as an NBC executive, is make an attack without being blamed for bias. Here are some examples:

I want to help Barack Obama by saying something negative about John McCain. I find a far-left intern who is wearing an Obama T-sirt. I give her a clipboard and tell her to go out on the street and ask people if they feel Sarah Palin is hurting John McCain.

She returns within a few hours. With a tone of great satisfaction, she reports that 90% of those “interviewed” said Sarah Palin was hurting John McCain’s chances.

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**The rank and file UAW has been telling every member to support Obama because of his support for the auto industry in Michigan.

The government is very close to loaning General Motors the money they need to merge with Chrysler.

“Merge” is a very unusual term in this case. Word leaked out of GM stockholders meetings is that GM told everyone to “Relax because GM has no intention of manufacturing Chryslers.” GM wants Chryslers $6 Billion in cash to tide them through the economic crisis.

When this merger goes through, GM will be closing the Chrysler plants and 40,000 UAW Chrysler workers will go on unemployment. Expect a half million added to the unemployment roles with the UAW members, all the suppliers and their workers, restaurants, advertising, etc., ad nauseum.

The point is, the UAW is supporting Obama because he was going to protect their jobs and keep plants from closing. UAW workers are now beginning to network through the Internet so say Obama is doing nothing to help them, in direct contrast to his promise. As Obama keeps his focus on his campaign, GM and Chrysler are rapidly moving to “merge.”

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**Feels like someone threw a switch and it can take hours for me to get on the site now. I have High Speed and a hot-rod computer, but it is taking a very long time to navigate through signing on or making responses.

Just the volume of traffic?

**So Obama wrapped himself in the flag and proved he is a patriot and loves America?

Man, are you daft???????????????

He lies like a rug, numbnuts! His own Pastor said he will say anything to get votes. His political views are a carbon copy of Bill Ayer’s views. Do you think he REALLY avoided talking to Ayers for hours on end, meeting after meeting? Geez, peddle that crap somewhere else. We hear this all day from the Obama camp.

Any leader worth his salt would take full responsibility for everything within his campaign. When you have tens of thousands of thugs working for you, you could get the word out not to invade Palin’s privacy. If Obama were remotely a gentleman, he would have the Palin likeness hanging in effagy taken down.

His ACORN thugs are trying to fix a national election. Then, relying on, “The best defense, is a good offense,” these maggots act like the are messengers from GOD just trying to protect the vote of the poor. Like poor goldfish, poor deceased people, poor pets, and some 100,000 convicted felons.

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**Didn’t I hear Obama himself, say that no one under $200,000 would have their taxes increased? Was this the same criteria that was previously at $250,000? Is this the same thing that Biden was talking about with his $150,000 figure. I honestly can’t keep up with all the figures the Obama camp keeps spitting out. Is the confusion deliberate, or what?

**With all the mainstream media, radio, and television in Obama’s pocket, I am disappointed to see FOX working to hard to be “Fair and balanced,” that they seem to have one Obama spokesman after another on the show. Juan Williams seems to be completely enamored with Obama.

Maybe I’m being unfair. Maybe FOX is just trying to be fair. It just seems like they’re trying to be more and more “fair” to Obama, based on the number of guests. I suppose FOX will say it’s even, so what do I know?

Just wonderin’

**Hey staffers! First of all, thanks for all the hard work you’re putting in to keep Obama out of the White House.

This is just a suggestion. Remember Debate #3 when John McCain told Obama, “I’m not George Bush. If you wanted to run against George Bush, you should have done that 4 years ago?”

Remember the “Test Audience” with the little dials that cranked them on McCain’s remark, until the lines almost ran out of the graph?

Why stop with B. Hussein O.? I would have John McCain repeat that in every single campaign stop until November 4th. Tell THE PEOPLE he’s not George Bush. Say it at every opportunity. People might begin to realize they’ve been brainwashed. I think people would appreciate hearing it from John’s own lips.

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**Isn’t B. Hussein O. the guy who went on and on about John being “out of touch?”

John, John, pl-ease ask Obama why, in his last 6 speeches, he has told the audience, “….and every day it gets harder and harder to fill up your gas tank.”

1: I bought gasoline for $1.96 today.

2: Does Obama feel that his audiences do not deserve a fresh speech? With the gas prices remark, these speeches are weeks old.

3: Is Obama so entranced by his own voice, that he feels the audiences will even love out of date rhetoric?

Oh, my. Could it be? Could The One be, be..(dare I say it?)..Out…Of..Touch?

**The ad I’d write to show today:

America, “Birds of a feather, flock together.” Therefore, you can tell a lot about a candidate by looking at who is supporting him. Are you completely comfortable voting for the same candidate that Luis Farrakhan, Bill Ayers, Antoin Rezko, Pastor Wright, and Father Pfleger are voting for?”

**As you probably know, there is non-stop intimidation, by Obama thugs, to scare elderly Floridians. Threats of race riots, accosting them as they exit grocery stores and malls.

Here’s an ad we should run in Florida:

Use an elderly resident. The dialogue is:

“One party is trying to scare Floridians into voting for their candidate. On the other hand, John McCain just asks me to make a good decision. When I’m in the privacy of the voting booth, I won’t vote out of fear.”

**This is an area that really needs clarification from The One. I understand that he signed some gun restriction legislation which his campaign denied.

Socialists don’t like their citizens parading around town with guns. Has Hussein made any statements about carrying concealed weapons, assault rifles, etc?

I haven’t heard a word about this from him. He thinks he’s the Plato of economics so that’s about all he wants to talk about.

Anyway, thanks for bringing me up to date with his position on gun control.

**A question for the American public: Do you find it incredibly coincidental, that after Pastor Jeremiah Wright was exposed at a racist, that the only member to leave the church was also the only member running for office?

Because, if it’s not a coincidence, then it appears as though Barack Obama left the church for political reasons. Not because it took him 20 years to get to know his own Pastor. Imagine that.

When B. Hussein Obama denounced Pastor Wright’s rant against America, did Pastor Wright have that in mind when he said, “Obama is a politician. He’ll say anything for votes.”