U.C. Berkeley Researchers Blab About Barack’s Stealth Coating


Cloak Engaged!

[Update: Warning. Parody? The related story is that Barack Obama is going on vacation... (all humor attributable to Drudge).]

Here it is, from the Times in Britain:

U.C. Berkeley researchers have blabbed to the press about their proprietary light-bending coatings, invented by a team led by Xiang Zhang, that should allow for the complete invisibility of human beings and cloaking them as well as their machines behind layers of nanotechnologically-engineered materials, rendering them invisible to the eye:

Xiang Zhang, the leader of the researchers, said: “In the case of invisibility cloaks or shields, the material would need to curve light waves completely around the object like a river flowing around a rock.” An observer looking at the cloaked object would then see light from behind it – making it seem to disappear.

Since David Axelrod knows that Barack Obama’s appearance is a post-ideological, meta-political statement, we should all wonder about whether or not Barack is really the first field test of this technology — on an American politician. He’s certainly the recipient of enough funding, and frankly he whupped Hillary+Bill Clinton, and that takes some kind of technology at least two generations ahead of what they were fielding.

Cloak Engaged!


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Hmmmm....

Joe_Schmo (Diary) Monday, August 11th at 7:41PM EDT (link)

I’m guessing it ain’t working all that well.

Obama really needs to become invisible just to help out his own campaign. If they ever get that dohinky to work, we’re in trouble.

 

Isn't his Teflon coating enough?

bk (Diary) Monday, August 11th at 9:35PM EDT (link)

Who ever heard of an invisible celebrity anyway – would be too hard to have a photo op, except of an empty suit.