Worker’s Motherland, a progressive song for the Midwinter Festival
By: Beaglescout (Diary) | December 20th at 10:08 PM |
To the tune of Winter Wonderland Shift bells ring, are you listening, In the streets, blood is glistening. Revolution in sight, We’re toiling tonight. Progressing to the workers’ motherland. Gone away is our history, Here to stay is equal misery. We sing labor’s song, As we go along, Progressing to the workers’ motherland. In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he | Read More »
Senator Satan leaves Democrats for Revolutionary Communists: Says Democrats too far left
By: Beaglescout (Diary) | May 5th at 09:04 AM |
Hola! This is May 5, Cinco de Mayo, and I am Rachel Maddow, the 12-year-old boy, reporting for the MSNBC blog-blast streaming on msnbc.com/12yearoldboy. How much more can the Democrats take? Demoralized, shrinking and seemingly lacking an agenda beyond the words “protection money from terrorized bankers,” Democrats today saw their ranks further thinned with the stunning news that Sen. Satan of New York is switching | Read More »
Gore: ManBirdPig Flu Will Lead to SkyNet, Rule by Robot Overlords
By: Beaglescout (Diary) | April 28th at 10:24 PM |
Ladies and Gentlemen, It is my distinct pleasure to introduce Mr. Al Gore! Hello, hello, it’s a pleasure to speak to you. There are times in the history of our nation when our very way of life depends upon dispelling illusions and awakening to the challenge of a present danger. In such moments, we are called upon to move quickly and boldly to shake off | Read More »
Mandates from the Department of Truth
By: Beaglescout (Diary) | April 8th at 01:33 AM |
This interruption to your regular programming is a Change Announcement from the Department of Truth. Please repeat the slogans of the reality based community after me. We Will Always Have Hope and Change. Happiness is Mandatory. Yes We Can. The Department of Truth would like to take this opportunity to kindly inform all members of the reality based community that down is a prohibited word. | Read More »
Guantanamo Bay to become Resort & Health Spa
By: Beaglescout (Diary) | January 19th at 01:02 AM |
January 19 – Guantanamo Bay Cuba by Peter Crouch & David Nugent (JKN) Top officials in the office of the President Elect have revealed that as soon as Barack Obama is sworn in as President of the US, Guantanamo Bay Detention Center will be closed and renovations will begin to transform the detention facility for notorious terrorist war criminals into a top echelon, exclusive resort | Read More »
Liberal Comedians: BO Not Funny!
By: Beaglescout (Diary) | November 11th at 11:17 PM |
NEW YORK (November 11, 2008) — Liberal comedians are talking about where the funny went, experts say. Liberal comedians like Jay Leno and David Letterman are worried about their jokes now that George W. Bush (GWB) will be leaving the White House and Barack Obama (BO) will be taking his place. You see, BO just isn’t funny. Many Hollywood and entertainment figures, who strived, slaved, | Read More »