Originally published at The Minority Report by Ima Tuele New York Times News Service One must give the Nobel pace Prize Committee kudos for prescience. Nominated for the prize mere days after his election in November, and voted days after his inauguration — long before he had achieved anything more significant than finding his way to the executive washroom in the White House — that | Read More »
by Ima Tuele New York Times News Service In a stunning display of honesty the United States House of Representatives has voted by a count of 434 to 1 to censor censure the entire United States House of Representatives. A similar motion in the United States Senate is not expected to pass, in honor of the late Ted Kennedy. The lone holdout in the House | Read More »
Originally Published at The Minority Report By Ima Tuele of the New York Times News Service Due to the extreme popularity of the “Cash for Clunkers” auto rebate program, whereby new car buyers may obtain up to $4500 in federal government rebates by turning in older, less efficient vehicles, the president has decided to announce a new wrinkle in his Universal Healthcare proposals. During a | Read More »
by Ima Tuele of the New York Times In what is being hailed as a piece of political brilliance, the Republican National Senatorial Committee has set forth a proposal that is guaranteed to return the Republican Party to commanding majorities in both houses of congress in 2010, and the election of a Republican president in 2012. RNSC Chairman John Cornyn laid out the new strategy | Read More »
In what comes as stunning news, internet giant The Minority Report Network has incorporated itself as a banking institution, and immediately filed with the United States Treasury for $20 billion in federal bailout funds. TMR Corporate Attorney Mike “Gamecock” DeVine was quick to point out that the federal funds sought by the new The Minority Report Bank (TMRB) was not a bailout, but actually a | Read More »
In a new poll taken in the popcorn line at a showing of the documentary “W,” more than 250% of the persons polls said they had no intention of voting for George W Bush for president in 2008. The margin of error was +/- 0.0005%, the most accurate poll ever taken in the history of polling (according to a poll of poll takers taken shortly | Read More »
The problem most of our less than intelligent trolls have in coming to a Conservative website in order to spread discord and dispirit the troops is their own leftist insticts to throw bombs. Poeple, people, people, you can’t ALL be Bill Ayers! The world would be a terribly anarchistic hell-hole if everyone was throwing bombs. Some of you have to learn subtlety, in infiltrating the | Read More »
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