Inside the Abyss’ Strategy Room
Somewhere in a foreign place, leaders are talking wartime strategy. Here, let’s listen in for just a moment . . .
So many of them buy into the thousand-shades-of-gray illusion! Where they see gray, there is, in reality, only black or white. But, one shouldn’t expect anything less of these things. Their eyes and minds are limited, and, to make matters even worse . . . comically worse . . . their own delusions further obscure the true nature of things beyond any and all recognition.
Gray. So many grays! And when they are swimming in their gray oceans, they know not that they are inexorably sinking into the black, receding slowly inch by inch away from him. The gray obsessed ones are easy pickin’s, like the low hanging fruit of an apple tree. If only they knew I hunger, and I do so ravenously.
Those prideful bags of stink and gas don’t know that, in reality, the road perpetually forks in only two directions. May their confusion always remain! And, with a little help from you, my friends, it will.
Reality is about kingdoms, not democracies. There is only his and mine . . . black and white . . . a two tined fork. The gray is but a mirage from a Podunk mind intent on delusions of grandeur. We full well know it, but a delightful many of them don’t. Keep It THAT WAY!
Him and me . . . does it get any simpler? And, anything that pulls away from me and toward him is anathema. It must be usurped or destroyed.
There are so many ways to do such a thing. Here, just make a list of what draws them to him and then strategize to accomplish the opposite. It’s easy if you try . . . think, brethren! Reflect for just a moment on what’s already been accomplished and then realize that it’s nothing more than a new incarnation of old tried and true tactics. Take for example the institution of marriage or families or even simple openness to life; these are all extreme dangers that draw these lazy, smelly, simpletons onto the narrow path toward the enemy’s camp. As they trudge this path, they become less lazy and less stupid . . . but upon hell itself, they still stink! Ha! So then, what are the tactics that will accomplish the opposite? There are so many! Abortion, double incomes, excessive taxation, encouraging them to spend most of their free time on the Internet, the sexual revolution, a genderless society, etc. etc.!
How about the perils of responsibility, charity, and selflessness? All of these point in the wrong direction, brethren. So what’s the strategy? Usurp or destroy; that’s the strategy . . . c’mon say it with me, “USURP or DESTROY!”
For example, we should never, ever lose sight of their wandering minds. Bottle them up! Corral them into faith in only the material world. “All there is, is only what you see!” Teach them that mantra when they are young, so that the perspective becomes a lifelong habit. It is here, my brethren, that we usurp. Take the schools and take their minds! Control it from their toddlerhood all the way through their young adulthood, and then maintain them on a steady diet of friendly media and entertainment. This is the process of usurping!
Ah, my brethren, we have so many fronts . . . that is, whatever draws them to him. And, in response to each front, we have so many tactics, including, but certainly not limited to: feminism, abortion, race-baiting, evolutionism, gay marriage, anthropogenic global warming, class envy, materialism, reductive materialism, pornography, reality TV, atheism, agnosticism, addictions . . . the list can go on and on and on. Oh, the old arsenal is positively bulging with wonders!
But, what I really want to remind you of . . . the very reason for our gathering . . . is the glue that bonds so many of these disparate tactics into one, mammoth mega-weapon. The glue is what I want you, my loyal generals (so to say), to lovingly foster at every opportunity. The glue is socialism. This is the mega-ton warhead that ties together all the tactics used on all the various fronts. It is what will make that narrow path abhorrent to those worthless little stink monkeys. It will grease the skids to our kingdom. It will grease the skids to me.
Socialism will institutionalize all the tactics and make them not choices, but obligations of citizens. Can’t you see that my brethren?! When you join all the tactics . . . abortion, pornography, reductive materialism; you name it . . . in just the right way, and then step back to see what you’ve got, you will see it is socialism. This great fisher of men, socialism, has already worked beautiful wonders in old Europe. Follow this guiding principle, my brethren, because it works! Foster it. Cultivate it. Encourage it. Grip the feeblest minds of their so-called thinkers and poison the well with a passion for socialism. Delude them into believing that only socialism will make them really know good from evil, and will allow them to finally achieve utopia on their little rotating dirtball. Deceive them. Misdirect them! They won’t see you coming . . . they don’t even think you are there!
Now, off to your respective assignments. But first one thing: although I’m not inclined toward praise, there is something that does need saying. Good work . . . nay, very good work on the health care reform passage in the United States. It will go a long way to dousing the light on that irritating beacon. It is the glue of which I speak.
Dismissed! Our kingdom’s speed to you, my brethren. And do remember to bring me back good news . . .