A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste, When, After All, You Can Simply Corrupt it Instead
It’s Provincetown, Massachusetts, and that alone certainly explains a lot. It’s a bastion of progressive, leftist thinking . . . especially progressive, leftist thinking with regard to sexuality. Provincetown, at least among leftists, is a model of sexual liberation and tolerance that serves as a shining example of what America should be.
Provincetown has a public school system there to educate the young, and a fair motto for them could very well be, “A Trojan for Every Tot,” or maybe, “Sex Before Eight is Great,” . . . Oh, on second thought scratch that last one; it’s already taken by NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association). There could be a copyright infringement if Provincetown used it too.
The School Committee of the Provincetown School System . . . in an act of progressive wisdom . . . has mandated the provision of condoms to children as young as first grade. Kindergarten, in their opinion, is simply too young, but first grade? “Game On!” they say. Also, the school committee ordered school officials to not honor any parental objections to their condom program. The school makes a better parent anyway, so sayeth the progressive.
First graders can’t say a prayer in school or even have a moment of silence, but they can get themselves a cornucopia of condoms.