Fair warning for those with out the capability to recognize sarcasm–this is not a real article. The following was written tongue and cheek by my brother who is a MD. I asked him if I could share it all with you as I found it to be one of the funniest things I have seen since Alan Grayson’s concession speech. Enjoy and let us pray this does not come to fruition.

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When Walter Deever of Houtzdale, PA checked in for his flight last week out of Pittsburgh International Airport, he never expected to have his life saved. Ask him today, and he’ll tell you that’s exactly what happened. Thanks to the new enhanced pat-downs being enforced by the TSA, he may very well have averted a personal crisis.

As Deever, age 29, explained, “Of course, like most people, I was a little uncomfortable with the thought of being fondled by a stranger. But this time I was lucky. My TSA agent happened to feel something “down there” that wasn’t normal.” In fact, TSA agent John Courtwright, had detected what later turned out to be a precancerous testicular mass. As Deever put it,” It feels really good to know that these people are going above and beyond the call of duty to protect Americans from terrorists both from without, and from within our own bodies.”

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Recovery.org lists a 1.45 million dollar payment to repair the door of a construction company’s building.

Google street view shows the following as the building in question: Morton building?

According to the Bexar County Appraisal District Web site the building in question is appraised at just over 78k.

I am curious how owner Ronnie Green can explain a 1.4 million dollar repair on 78 thousand dollar building.