To Matt Stoller, cancer is the new cooties


If you wish to insult me in a meaningful way, look to my ideology, my pen-pushing proclivities, or my cancer. Sure, that’s fine.

I was not surprised that a few Sundays ago, a lad named Matt Stoller had referred to John McCain as “a crazy cancer-ridden dishonest madman [sic].” (The bracketed Latin is there because he skipped the commas. ) This was after a rant in which he complained that Obama “should crush” McCain. He blames David Plouffe for not consulting the lefty netroots on how to do this. (Mr. Stoller really wants to talk to Axelrod, and Axelrod has probably heard what happened to Ned.)

True enough, John McCain once had cancer. He was not cancer-ridden – Is it possible to be ridden with melanoma, skin cancer? – but don’t begrudge the rabid American left a little hyperbole when poking fun at a deadly affliction like cancer. You know, John McCain, his medical records inform us, is cancer free.

I’d never read a word written by Stoller until someone sent me a link to Matt Stoller’s post defending himself for attacking McCain on his battles with skin cancer. A cancer surgeon had written to Matt Stoller:

As a cancer surgeon, I found that bit about “cancer-ridden madman” to be a truly despicable rhetorical gambit, not to mention irrelevant. John McCain had melanoma. He was successfully treated for it, and has been cancer-free for seven years, making the likelihood of a recurrence very small.

Matt’s defense?

It is very likely that McCain has cancer or some other serious illness. There’s no reason McCain wouldn’t let reporters look at his records otherwise. McCain is 72 years old and he was a POW, a member of a group with high rates of illness due to ill-treatment on the part of their captors.

Cancer is relevant to the Presidency. Misleading the press about one’s health is relevant to the Presidency. This is not just a dude looking for a job, he’s going to have his hand on the nuclear trigger. Imminent death from a terminal disease kind of skews your perspective on this, you know what I’m saying?

He’s telling his presumably sycophantic readers that former Prisoners of War are more likely to have a recurrence of their melanoma than are other septuagenarians. Who conducted this study, and why is it not cited? He’s telling his devoted readers that those with cancer have nothing to lose, really, so we’d be more apt to blow up the world on a lark. (You know what I’m saying?)

Wouldn’t a President’s doctors inform the Vice President of tumors when he inquires daily about the health of the President? Wouldn’t an elevated white blood cell count, a hemoglobin issue, or some other sign of cancer be cause for a closer watch, and would a tumor not trigger the transfer of power should the conditions warrant?

That set of excuses does not pass the smell test; in fact, they are pedestrian-level garbage designed as a smokescreen, with mirrors, to distract from the doctors objection to calling Senator John McCain a “crazy cancer-ridden dishonest madman.” Cancer, to Matt Stoller, is the new cooties.

Matt, where are Obama’s medical records? His doctor says he’s fit, and my doctor said the same of me before I was diagnosed with base-of-tongue cancer. You see, Matt, I smoked for fifteen years. For how long did Obama smoke, now that he promises us that he has quit. Barack Obama is older than I am. Does he have any other cancer risks? He’s going to have his hand on the button, Matt, possibly with nothing to lose. He might vaporize the French on a bad day, right?

Or what if “the Generals” seize control, Matt? You yourself warn your beguiled readers that “the Generals are going to come out and undermine [a President] Obama unless he pursues neoconservative policies.” But I’m not sure that word means what he thinks it does. The neoconservative agenda, whatever that might be, would be the creation of civilians who would use the military (the generals) to implement it. Right?

But we know that in the world in which this fellow resides, our military exists to Betray-Us. Right?

He could be frightening his readers, forcing them to check under their beds for the Generals before going to sleep. Probably not, though.

Then again, what do I know? I am, after all, cancer-ridden by virtue of my being a cancer survivor, and this is every bit as awful as being insane or merely malodorous. You know what I’m saying?

(For the record, I still think Matt Stoller is a good kid. He’s just misunderstood.)

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I only object

Kevin Holtsberry Sunday, August 24th at 6:12PM EDT (link)

. . . to the last part in parentheses. Matt Stoller is not a good kid. He is a sick person who has lost some part of his soul.

Otherwise, nicely done Mark.

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Kevin Holtsberry
http://www.kevinholtsberry.com

 

"Cosmo, you're going to die. Just like everybody else"

streetwise Sunday, August 24th at 8:39PM EDT (link)

This classic line from the film Moonstruck seems pretty appropriate.

Lefties being lefties, they are too absorbed in the adoration of their self-deification to reflect on this basic truth.

Hopefully we will all exit this world in a benign fashion. But we are all mature enough, hopefully, to know that doesn’t always happen. (Oxygen deprivation during a Joe Biden speech comes to mind here.)

Matt Stoller- what a jerk!

 

Hmm...

ConservaGeek Sunday, August 24th at 10:41PM EDT (link)

One wonders what Mr. Stoller would have said if someone had used similar language in referring to Elizabeth Edwards, who, as we all know, is also fighting cancer.

To ask the question is to answer it.

Richard Carlson as Geoff Montgomery: It’s worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.

**Bob Hope as Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?**

*”The Ghost Breakers,”* 1940.

 

Heck, we can't even get O's birth certificate!

QueenOfCups Sunday, August 24th at 11:06PM EDT (link)

Or any records his mother gave birth to him in Hawaii.

You’d think someone so concerned about the openness of McCain’s medical records, might wonder about that - if they were intellectually honest that is. (snark)

 

Annenberg

Wintergreen Sunday, August 24th at 11:08PM EDT (link)

Considering that we know almost nothing about Barack’s Chicago days due to stonewalling and dishonesty, I’d say the left has no room to talk about releasing info that is relevant to pursuing the presidency.

 

Imminent something

whoframedrudy Sunday, August 24th at 11:40PM EDT (link)

About Obama , what’s the rush? He’s 47. He could have used 4-8 years to build some national security cred and come back unbeatable. His wife says ‘it’s now or never.’ Do they know something we don’t?

O could have made a good run this primary, then spent the next 4-8 years holding a hearing or 2 on his NATO subcommittee. Instead, he played the race card in South Carolina (a tactic Chaz Rangel called ‘absolutely stupid’ — and I don’t think Rangel meant the stupid controversy over LBJ, he meant going for the race jugular on the Clintons). Now he’s nominated prematurely. Crying race on a popular woman Democrat, he threw the Dems into an identity politics minefield that could cost them a devastating and well-deserved defeat. He’s 47. What’s his hurry?

I think he’s afraid he won’t be so adorably cute in 8 years. He doesn’t want to work to keep his tall, slim figure — let’s face it, that’s his main political asset — into his ’50s. Imminent gray hair, man-boobs and wrinkles can skew a celebrity candidate’s perspective.

You’re gonna need more than one lesson. And you’re gonna get more than one lesson.

 

Something to be said about skin cancer.

phxg Monday, August 25th at 12:59AM EDT (link)

As someone who has the exact same affliction as Sen. McCain, I can attest that the affliction of malignant melanoma is NOT a detriment to ones life, health or well-being with one exception; if left untreated it can eventually bore through the dermis and spread through the blood stream.

But this is atypical of the affliction and really in this age of medical treatment it is almost unheard of in western society to have cancer spread from a malignant melanoma. Or so says my doctor, who is ironically the very same doctor that treats McCain.

Something that I always point out that the sun worshiping aspects of the pre-1980’s of slathering SPF 4000 from head to toe has resulted in many people in the 40+ age group to have some form of skin problem. Which of course highlights the fact that as many people get this treated with no ill affects; supporting the point that he was treated and healthy.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. –Aristotle

Moe addressed the "Cult of the COLB"

blooch Monday, August 25th at 7:50AM EDT (link)

and Obama is good to go with respect to the Birth Certificate. It’s just a troll-whistle now. I’m with wintergreen on the Stage 1 Annenberg carcinoma. Those are the records I want to see.

“I have to admit that Karl Marx (1818-1883) was a smart man. He was, in many ways, a psychologist.”–drealoth

 
 

Ummm.....

tvjohn2 Monday, August 25th at 8:24AM EDT (link)

Yes, you can be cancer-ridden. It’s called metastatic cancer. Melanoma is one of the worst cancers to metastasize. It can pretty much go anywhere. Once metastatic, the five-year survival is <10%. I love your website, but YES, you can be ridden with melanoma.

However, when melanoma...

Mark Kilmer Monday, August 25th at 10:08AM EDT (link)

metastasizes, it is usually to the bone, and this is extremely rare given the ease of early detection. John McCain’s did not metastasize.

The term “cancer ridden” is an imprecise term used not to describe a medical condition; rather, it is used to have a jolly good laugh at a potentially fatal disease.

Let us remember Matt Stoller’s definition of cancer-ridden as anyone who has had cancer. (He didn’t think that one through, I’m afraid.) (You know what I’m saying?)

 
 

Now Stoller's worried about madmen,

johnt Monday, August 25th at 10:15AM EDT (link)

now!! After Bill Clinton, Screaming Al Gore, Fantasist John Kerry, and a background cast of thousands, some of whom are quite insane enough to still refer to the “illegal” war in Iraq and double lock their doors at night against the inevitable knock of the FISA Gestapo.
I suppose to the lunatic in the madhouse it’s the therapists that are abnormal. So goes Matt, drool away baby.

“a man’s admiration for absolute government is proportinate to the contempt he feels for those around him”. Tocqueville

 

Stoller's a douchebag...

Turk Monday, August 25th at 11:15AM EDT (link)

You give him way too much credit when you say he’s a misunderstood kid. He’s a 30 year-old trust fund baby whose parents’ money sent him to Harvard. He has never had to hold an actual job, but has no problem taking the paycheck of hard working people to fund his liberal guilt.

 

Stoller is the archetypal liberal blogger

DrJaysonFoster Monday, August 25th at 11:52AM EDT (link)

He exemplifies the incivility and dementia found on DailyKos. Stoller’s political discourse consists of pejoratives combined with ad hominem attacks.

Prior to the Internet, disordered malcontents like Stoller and Markos Moulitsas displayed their literary skills on public rest room walls. Thanks to high tech they now possess an international forum, but the intellectual content of their work remains pre-kindergarten.

 

What this reveals...

CJB68 Monday, August 25th at 4:37PM EDT (link)

   About the personality of a character like Matt Stoller, is that his is typical of an affliction found in many on the Left, in which they can use any perjorative terms and make any sweeping generalizations about those who oppose them (whether on the Right or Center) with impunity while they expect their opponents to behave like good little children and not complain about their bullying tactics.  Given them time and have enough of them lock themselves away in a room, and you’ll find that they lose all touch with reality and any sense of human respect or dignity that the rest of us are supposed to keep when engaging in public discourse.  Thus, my definition of “collective insanity”.

Delusional and Arrogant.  The 2008 Democratic Presidential Ticket.

And now

Wayne Tuesday, August 26th at 9:01AM EDT (link)

the folks like Stoller and Moulitsas use the electronic equivalent of their bathroom wall. And their literary skills are no better today, than when they used their magic markers to do their writing.

“Hell, these are Marines. Men like them held Guadalcanal, and took Iwo Jima, Baghdad ain’t s–t”. Maj. Gen. John F. Kelly, USMC, Deputy CG, First MEF

 
 

Why are you bothering to respond to Matt Stoller?

beckstei Thursday, August 28th at 9:36AM EDT (link)

It’s not worth it.

The means of defense against foreign danger historically have become the instruments of tyranny at home.
James Madison

 

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