This could be a liberal letting the cat out of the bag prematurely (i.e. “loose lips sink ships“), or a conservative cleverly parodying ACORN types and giving us a heads-up on what to expect from the Left today.
As you may know a bunch of redneck traitors are planning a protest on April 15th involving waving around a few tea bags and demonstrating mild irritation at Prez. Obama for making them pay taxes. Here is your chance to do your duty for your president and country and send these fools an unmistakable message.
First of all you can sign up at Huffington Post to become a tea party reporter. It would be a good idea to meet some people to take names and also pictures if possible which should also be forwarded to Janet Napolitano at the DHS.
Next you can join with our comrades at ACORN who have plans afoot to disperse these traitors.
Basically the plan works like this - ACORN has infiltrated the redneck groups that are planning all this. On the 15th at the proper moment a van pulls up with 5 young black women with pro Obama signs. They will be peaceful and respectful. Our infiltrators will verbally attack them with profanity and racial slurs and physically push them around while our camera crew films. In a minute they take off and it is all over.
Doesn’t seem like much till that night when the video gets put on the news and all you see are crazy hillbilly conservatives attacking innocent black counter protesters, shouting racial slurs and pushing them around.
You too can be a part of the glorious moment in history and help keep these traitors in check.
So be careful out there.
And most importantly, don’t forget to have fun.

Also hold anyone who attacks anyone else for the police
char Wednesday, April 15th at 10:52AM EDT (link)Should be fun to see the spies try to explain their racial attacks as it “all being part of the plan”. Don’t let people spoil the fun and get away with it.
Be quick to come to the defense of any pro Obama protestors.
Brian Hibbert Wednesday, April 15th at 10:53AM EDT (link)The best way to foil this plan is to give a beat down to anyone who “attacks” the pro-Obama group.
Socialism doesn’t work. It looks nice on paper, but it’s been tried and it’s failed miserably every time (usually accompanied by widespread death and suffering).
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That is probably the best idea here.
jeffreywturner Wednesday, April 15th at 12:25PM EDT (link)A viscious mercilous beat-down on the ones attacking the Obama supporters could be defended as an attempt at protection for tho Obama supporters. You would look like a hero, and it would ensure that this kind of thing only happens once.
“Life is too short, can’t we all just eat pork and kill some terrorists?”
Even if true,
Steph C Wednesday, April 15th at 10:54AM EDT (link)it’s a stupid plan. A lot of the locations will take place in areas where traffic will be barred for the duration. It will likely require paid parking here in TN as well.
So, let’s hope it’s actually true, then, huh?
It’s also funny how we’re now traitors… not to mention the … dare I say racial slurs?… insults of crazy hillbillies and rednecks.
“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
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Well, that's just silly!
fishbreath Wednesday, April 15th at 11:01AM EDT (link)You can’t be racist against white people!
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–Rev. Jeremiah Wright
No actually...
tsquare Wednesday, April 15th at 11:20AM EDT (link)it’s pretty good as plans go. ‘false flag’ operations are great… if you have the people to pull it off.
Do something ‘bad’ and get your opponents blamed for it is sweet… and great if you can do it… it’s in the execution that it’s tough.
Well, yes for the false flag plans
Steph C Wednesday, April 15th at 11:23AM EDT (link)but this particular plan isn’t very smart considering the logistics… will they be slamming through barricades to stage their counterprotest?
“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
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They don't have to
tsquare Wednesday, April 15th at 1:40PM EDT (link)All you really would need is a couple of real red neck looking guys holding f__k Obama! signs (or some such) and a few meek (female) black pro-Obama folks… and have the red neck ‘plants’ go after the pro-Obama folks AND get it on video… heck the pro-Obama folks don’t even have to know what’s coming… just the RN plants…
The 2 biggest challanges is getting a couple of guys willing to club cute little meek Balck people over the head… AND make sure they get away… can’t have them talking to the cops or anyone else for that matter.
Then again… the ‘news’ would be out and the MSM would run with it for days on end… even if on day 4 the cops got it out of them that hey they all worked for ACORN it was a hoax… it wouldn’t matter by then.
The one here didn't have a problem.
Steph C Wednesday, April 15th at 3:31PM EDT (link)And there were some real characters in the mix, :-).
I’ll have pictures later when I’ve had some lunch/supper and all that kind of thing.
“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
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Bring your own camera
spreadthered Wednesday, April 15th at 11:10AM EDT (link)Take close-ups of all parties involved in any altercation and hand a copy over to your local police. When they are identified you can find out if they are ACORN people.
Everyone should bring their video cameras regardless and upload to youtube! Bombarded youtube with Tea Party footage!
to steal a quote from Jake Tapper...
$peciallist Wednesday, April 15th at 11:12AM EDT (link)“….the wall of lameness built around that idea is so tall and wide that I am having trouble getting to Offended-land”…….lol
Attention…we must ignore the foolishness…it’s ok to be aware and to document major disruptions but please keep it positive!!!
Try to interview people that are there with good intentions…make a list of your personal talking points…don’t stray
Ignore the Liberals…let them Beclown themselves
Here’s a one page list I have put together…season to taste..
Eggs and Rotten Veggies
spreadthered Wednesday, April 15th at 11:49AM EDT (link)I just heard through the grapevine that the police in my city are expecting major violence/riots. There is word on the street that liberals are bringing eggs and rotten veggies to throw at the Tea Party attendees!
Stay safe! Don’t let them scare you!
Almost Definitely a Hoax, but...
farstar99 Wednesday, April 15th at 12:29PM EDT (link)…at least somebody is thinking about what the Democrats might do. The biggest weakness conservatives have is being blindsided, because they don’t “think evil,” like ACORN and Democrat groups do. They think that way every day and we only have to be oblivious once for there to be incredible damage.
They had good teachers.
Achance Wednesday, April 15th at 12:52PM EDT (link)Back in the days of civil rights and anti-war demonstrations, the cops and informers were everywhere in the crowds and often tried to incite some bad act. Organizers were constantly trying to control people and insist that they not rise to the bait.
In Vino Veritas
Just stay steady as she goes my friends and HAVE FUN!!!...do not let the tools disrupt...
JadedByPolitics Wednesday, April 15th at 1:05PM EDT (link)The organizers are working with local law enforcement and so stay with the organizers! I guarantee you the local police will NOT BE HAPPY with the idiots who create a disturbance. I as well agree with holding down the person who attacks anyone…you basically be effecting a citizens arrest!
Whoever has his enemy at his mercy &
does not destroy him is his own enemy
Drench them in iced tea
finaljeopardy Wednesday, April 15th at 1:38PM EDT (link)You know how the winning team always dumps a cooler of Gatorade on their coach at the Super Bowl? It’s a nice, lighthearted way to send a message to the ACORN plants that they need to move along.
Nothing annoys people more than messing up their hair. Just humidity in the summer ruins some people’s day. I would imagine having sticky iced tea dumped over their head in a crowd of giggling hillbillies would get them out pretty quickly.
It can’t be interpreted as racist, either, just a harmless prank and taking the whole tea party theme literally.
They could also have you arrested for assault
scottbomb Wednesday, April 15th at 1:58PM EDT (link)Don’t do it.
http://www.HowObamaGotElected.com
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Problem with conservatives
finaljeopardy Wednesday, April 15th at 3:54PM EDT (link)They are more timid than their opponents. The students at Kent State were killed protesting the draft; getting arrested was the least of their concerns. It depends on how far you are prepared to go, I suppose.
It is good you pointed out the potential complications. I am certainly not encouraging anyone to do this, just raising the possibility.
The irony here is that the people protesting this abusive taxation are those who have jobs, families, futures and play by the rules. Against an opponent like the left, there is only so much they can do. They are vulnerable because of what makes them decent people.
You have an interesting view of history...
Raven Wednesday, April 15th at 4:57PM EDT (link)The kids at Kent State didn’t Plan to get killed. They didn’t even plan to get arrested. They didn’t think the big, bad soldiers were really going to do anything. Just a show of force.
…The somebody got stupid and showed those extremely nervous, armed, young men a gun…
“Unlike cruel liberty that requires you to stand and take responsibility for your choices, kind tyranny requires only that you kneel and surrender your choices.”
at least make it look like an accident...
DONTREADONME Wednesday, April 15th at 3:42PM EDT (link)no seriously, do not do it; you are an upstanding citizen of the U.S. that is why you are attending today. You care, not just for your children and the future, but even for the misguided that show up to our parties today.
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Another tactic...
azaeroprof Wednesday, April 15th at 2:24PM EDT (link)someone suggested this last week on a thread. Have signs made that say things like “These NUTS are from ACORN!” and “These RUDE PEOPLE are from HuffPo!”. When someone starts acting up (for the cameras, of course!), stand next to or behind them holding up these signs to make sure the camera picks that message up as well. They’ll show on the video, and maybe even an honest local newsperson (is there such a thing?) will interview you about why your sign says that.
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Redneck plants
LoveThatConstitution Wednesday, April 15th at 2:29PM EDT (link)I know the irony would be completely missed by the writer of that blog, if he was being serious, but…
… if the right wing was as racist as they really believe, why would they need to bring plants to pose as rednecks?
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Be prepared for this folks
Brian Simpson Wednesday, April 15th at 3:17PM EDT (link)Oh, and Digg! it.
http://digg.com/d1ooG0
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Dugg. nt
Steph C Wednesday, April 15th at 3:36PM EDT (link)“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
Hillbilly Politics
Personally, I think Brian's idea is the best ...
Martin Knight Wednesday, April 15th at 3:23PM EDT (link)… if any such event is about to be staged, immediately deliver a righteous beat-down of the posers … with a camera of course.
As far as the everyone and the law would be concerned, you were defending women from louts.
To me, “consensus” seems to be the process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values and policies. So it is something in which no one believes and to which no one objects … There are still people in my party who believe in “consensus” politics. I regard them as Quislings, as traitors … I mean it.
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NOTE: “consensus” = “Bipartisanship™”/”Centrism™”
These ACORN tactics seem awfully similar to KGB tactics
6eorge Jetson Wednesday, April 15th at 3:31PM EDT (link)Infiltrate and supress the free exchange of opinion
Got back from SF Tea Party
GT350 Wednesday, April 15th at 3:37PM EDT (link)If an ACORN plant was going to happen, it would have happened here in San Francisco. We have plenty of nutcake lefties willing to stage a mock assault like that. The hardest part would be finding a handful of normal-looking people to pose as “rightwinger fundies”, as we’re known locally. Most ACORN types would be given away by the blue hair and gutterpunk tattoos.
No one hassled us. The crowd was generally having fun. We marched from City Hall to the Federal Building, where Nan Pelosi has her office. There were probably 1,000 people when I left around 12:00. Not a bad turnout for such a lefty city. There were lots of older people and older vets.
I left at noon because I have work to do. That’s the problem with right-wing protests: we’re responsible and we have jobs to do. Not so much with the lefties who either live off mom’s trust fund or can’t keep a job as a barista, so they protest full time.
About 200 people showed up in Altoona, PA
Raven Wednesday, April 15th at 5:02PM EDT (link)Yeah, it’s in the middle of GOPland, PA, but it’s also a pretty small town. And it was raining pretty heavily.
HuffPo showed up to take pictures and names (and ended up giving our local Conservative newsletter “Everyone’s Opinion” some free publicity.
“Unlike cruel liberty that requires you to stand and take responsibility for your choices, kind tyranny requires only that you kneel and surrender your choices.”
attended in St. Augustine, FL
zeebeach Wednesday, April 15th at 6:00PM EDT (link)Great crowd, very polite. Much support from traffic passing by. A very nice and productive way to spend a beautiful afternoon!
those "tolerant" Liberals/Lefties and their GAY (Tea bag) jokes
JLenardDetroit Wednesday, April 15th at 6:15PM EDT (link)absolutely hilarious… The Tea-bag jokes? NO! The fact that Liberals/Lefties are supposedly “tolerant” is so laughable!
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Comrades?
andysmith Wednesday, April 15th at 7:28PM EDT (link)That says enough for me……
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One small problem.......
marshmom Wednesday, April 15th at 8:09PM EDT (link)What “redneck” looking person is going to want anything to do with ACORN?? Trust me, the rednecks I know wouldn’t do anything to help ACORN.