GOP Leader: Harry Reid is the Senate’s Jerry Sandusky

By: Matt Manochio (Diary)  |  August 7th at 06:08 PM  | 

U.S. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Kentucky, said the following on the Senate floor today: “Harry Reid, the majority leader, is my friend. He’s served this honorable body with distinction ever since joining it in 1987. But I cannot overlook the phone call I received today from a very reliable source who I will not name who stated the following: Harry Reid has been molesting young boys who have | Read More »

North Korean First Lady: Eat More, Gain Weight

By: Matt Manochio (Diary)  |  July 25th at 09:09 PM  | 

By Oh Goh-Ahn Associated Press PYONGYANG, North Korea – Gloriously enchanting DPRK First Woman Ri Sol-ji strongly recommends peasants do more to improve their health by eating and gaining weight in order to work harder during the next bountiful harvest. “Only strong, vibrant workers can graciously toil in the bustling fields of wheat,” said Comrade Ri, who addressed adoring masses from high atop the palace | Read More »