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An inside look at Ron ”The Nutjob” Paul’s presidential campaign strategy

By: mikeymike143 (Diary)  |  July 17th, 2011 at 06:10 PM  | 

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RON PAUL WAS OVERHEARD TALKING AT HIS CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS

I guess Ron Paul’s new campaign strategy is……..I have the same foreign policy ideas that Jimmy Carter had. I also have the same ”F” rating on immigration policy from NUMBERS USA as Barack Obama. And I openly declare that conservative groups and other people who oppose Islam or the mosque at Ground Zero are racist. Not to mention that I have publically endorsed far left anti business and anti american candidates like Ralph Nader and Cynthia Mckinney when they ran for office. And to top it all off, I am a career politican who knows how to bring home more wasteful pork for my constituents than any other congressman. Vote for Ron Paul for the DEMOCRATIC nominee for president in 2012.

What do you mean I am running as a Republican??? Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.

Ok, I guess I need a ”Ron the Con” super strategy that will get people to pay attention to the conservative phrases I utter, instead of my actual voting record. I know, i will attract all the ”conspiracy wackos” by starting a catchy mantra. Let’s go with………….Audit the Fed. And hopefully if I say this mantra long enough people wont figure out that I have been on the take in Washington since dinosaurs roamed the earth, and I still havent been able to get that darn Fed audited.

And I will naturally point out my impressive track record of getting legislation passed during my time in congress. Umm, on second thought maybe I better skip that idea.

And I got absolutely destroyed the last the two times I ran for president. In fact, 19 OUT OF 20 REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY VOTERS REJECTED MY CANDIDACY LAST ELECTION. That is because I am a total loser and not really a conservative republican. But I need to sucker the people that live in their parents basement to send me some more money. My paulbots will be easy to fleece for more money if they think I can win the presidency. Hmm, I have just the angle. I will get my paulbots to spam up all the presidential internet polls so I appear be a viable candidate. I will then run a ”moneybomb” asking for donations from those very same followers since the polls now show that I can win.

Finally I will point out the many ways that I have helped the economy grow. Hmmm, there must be something i can point out. Anything? Ok, my followers have caused Alcoa stock to double in value. Alcoa makes Reynolds Wrap(used to make tinfoil hats).

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  • mikeymike143

    The Daily Paul, one of the most popular internet forums for supporters of Ron Paul, has published links to YouTube videos of Louis Farrakhan denouncing Jewish political power and expressing support for Muammar Qaddafi.
    .
    The main point of Farrakhan’s speech, that international bankers and Zionists work together to control the world and punish those who resist that control, and that the Libya conflict results from that conspiracy, meets with broad approval among at least this group of Paul supporters.

    http://adamholland.blogspot.com/2011/07/prominent-ron-paul-website-promotes.html

  • mikeymike143

    does not mean that you will do good when the actual primary starts. and that was proven in 2008.

    Listen folks, in the 08 campaign the Paul campaign was built on creating the illusion of a groundswell, that obviously didn

  • Scope

    http://dailycaller.com/2011/07/19/dissatisfied-republicans-develop-plan-for-brokered-convention/comment-page-1/#comment-540876

    This is getting so far out of hand it is pathetic. Some group of so-called Republicans, who refuse to be named, are asking that voters not vote for anyone in the primaries. In order to participate, you can “never” reveal the names of those putting this brokered convention idea together. This is outreageous.

    There are 2 names that I can pretty clearly see behind this effort. Dick Armey and Ron Paul.

  • Lock_Piatt

    The crazy Uncle is out of the attic IMO.

  • Scope

    Why the Ron Paul Campaign is Dangerous
    By JB Williams (11/11/07)

    I am fast becoming the most unpopular man in America, among Ron Paul supporters that is. Truth is seldom popular among those at odds with that truth.

    Paul supporters have worked diligently to convince voters that their candidate is the

  • devereaux

    Actually Ron Paul’s foreign policy views are traditional conservatism in the mold of Russell Kirk the founder of moderan conservatism.

  • devereaux

    Eric Dondero supported Mr Gay marriage, amnesty for illegals, partial birth abortion Rudy in 2008.

    In fairness I just thought I’d throw that in.

  • mikeymike143

    and his left wing support. in fact, my very first diary on this site was called ”why ron paul has ZERO chance to win the republican presidential primary” and i talked about the fact that ron paul has no real support in either the republican party or the tea party. and a lot of the same points that i made about ron paul and his wacky paulbots being left wingers are in that good article you just posted.

  • Doc Holliday

    Rudy has many good qualities, unfortunately he has some screwed up positions. OF course Rudy wanted to fight the War on Terror in 2008, Paul did not, he wanted to surrender.

  • devereaux

    Ron Paul will not win the GOP nomination. He’s too old. I gave Michele Bachmann a very serious look until it came out that the Lutheran Church she attended for ten years thinks the Pope is the Antichrist. They have recanted and don’t think the Pope himself is the AntiChrist but the Vatican is.

    If she wins Iowa this will become a very big story. As a practicing Catholic it bothers me. Swing state where the Catholic vote is crucial.

    So now I’m giving Rick Perry a very serious look. I will vote for the GOP nominee and right now I think it’ll be Romney.

    As for Ron Paul not having any support in the Republican party I think you’re wong. The Republican party is moving in his direction.

    Ron Paul retires from Congress, leaving behind a GOP that finally learned to love him.

    http://www.slate.com/id/2299086/

  • devereaux

    Ron Paul will not win the GOP nomination. He’s too old. I gave Michele Bachmann a very serious look until it came out that the Lutheran Church she attended for ten years thinks the Pope is the Antichrist. They have recanted and don’t think the Pope himself is the AntiChrist but the Vatican is.

    If she wins Iowa this will become a very big story. As a practicing Catholic it bothers me. Swing states where the Catholic vote is crucial.

    So now I’m giving Rick Perry a very serious look. I will vote for the GOP nominee and right now I think it’ll be Romney.

    As for Ron Paul not having any support in the Republican party I think you’re wong. The Republican party is moving in his direction.

    Ron Paul retires from Congress, leaving behind a GOP that finally learned to love him.

    http://www.slate.com/id/2299086/

  • mikeymike143

    being the republican candidate. and as a tea partier it pains me to say that. i am hoping for bachmann, cain, or perry if he runs.

    and let me say if mitt wins the primary i will completely support him without any reservations!!!! however, i am active in politics as part of the tea party movement and unfortunately not everybody in my circle
    feels the same way. if romney wins he might really want to think ”outside the estabilshment box” and pick a tea party favorite like allen west or marco rubio as his VP to energize the tea party base. and also to give republican tea partiers like me ammunition when we advocate full support for the republican ticket.

  • gekster

    has a stance she herself doesn’t believe, and decided to go elswhere?
    Are you sure you should be voting?

  • mikeymike143

    ron paul. no doubt about that.

  • BigRedConservative

    Even Palin, and that’s saying something

  • devereaux

    Obama sitting in Jeremiah Wright’s Church all those years and not hearing all the bad sermons. I find it a stretch that the Bachmann’s didn’t know about this. If she wins Iowa it will become a big story. Republican’s can’t win the White House without 50 percent of the Catholic vote. If Bachmann’s the nominee I’ll vote for her.

  • Scope

    is in such bad shape doesn’t equate to the Republican party moving in Paul’s direction. Paul acts as though he has been the only one warning about economic consequences over the years, when in fact there were plenty of other economists that have sounded the warning bells also. If Paul was really concerned about the economic pitfalls over his 20 years in Congress, he would have tried to do more than to just put his mug in front of a microphone and talk. He started his CFL organization shortly after the 08 elections, and when he knew he could take advantage of an incensed population over the taxes and spending issues. Before he did nothing but talk.

    The only segment of the population that is moving in his direction is the rabid anti-war left, and those that want to put the country at great risk by cutting the defense budget to dangerously low levels. The other portion of that segment are those that want legalized drugs, prostitution and pornography. There’s a reason why Paul’s organization is spending alot of time on college campuses, and I’ve just named those reasons. They are persuadable and idealistic, and don’t yet understand that utopias of any sort cannot and do not exist.

  • Scope

    has already been thoroughly debunked by some much better at doing that than me. There is one thing that is striking about those that support Paul, there minds are made up, and nothing can or will ever change them. They are frozen in the Paul zone.

  • devereaux

    It hasn’t been debunked.

    A Conservative Foreign Policy Comeback?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv9HvjBij38

    Political Errors at the End of the Twentieth Century
    Russell Kirk

    http://users.etown.edu/m/mcdonaldw/Lect321.html

    In reality there was nothing conservative about the Bush/Cheney foreign policy. George Will called it radical. Peggy Noonan said it was very Un-Republican like.

    Ronald Reagan Isolationist.

    http://www.amconmag.com/blog/2011/06/28/ronald-reagan-isolationist/

  • http://theminorityreportblog.com Repair_Man_Jack

    Was that before or after her complete genuflection towards Barack Obama in 2008?

  • devereaux

    It was day after Bush’s second inaugural. The speech unerved his father so much he called several world leaders and told them not to worry.