Assuming I could ever get published in USATODAY, this would be my response to Pelosi’s USATODAY Op-ed

For the first time since 1978 Democrats hold an all powerful 60 seat majority in the Senate, and the highest number of seats in the House since 1993, yet Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid seem completely incapable of moving any bill from the halls of Congress to the President’s desk without dropping a trail of nasty little insult breadcrumbs to mark their path back home. Worse yet, those insults aren’t the traditional political barbs directed at the Republican opposition, but vile and tainted smears hurled at private individuals expressing simple basic concerns over domestic policy issues.

According to the liberal media machine, somehow in barely two weeks the GOP has gone from being an inept leaderless party to a full blown puppet master, bankrolled by the big insurance companies, crisscrossing the nation, infiltrating local meetings with out of town, swastika carrying, racist, well-dressed, un-American, tea bagging redneck, mobsters, for the purpose of terrorizing congressmen, inciting violence and shouting down debate with outlandish demands like “Read the Bill” or asking members of congress to use the same medical program they would bind their constituencies to use.

Worse yet all this boogy man talk is completely meangingless. Democrats have the numbers, if their health care bill was as good as they say it is they could easily pass it without a single Republican vote.

It is a strange day when a woman who is third in line for the presidency can call for ‘civil dialogue’ and in the same statement can call opponents un-American. Meanwhile over at the Whitehouse, Truth Czar, Linda Douglass is asking individuals to send in fishy emails, websites, and even casual conversations. If redneck tea baggers were already clinging to guns and religion, I’m pretty sure they’re not going to relax any time soon.

Democrats in Congress, if you want to save any part of your agenda, its time for you to elect a new leadership. The decision is yours, just don’t blame me when Hansel and Gretel eat your house and shove your grandmother in the oven.

The Democrats must not be very proud of their health plan.

If I came up with a health care plan that provided all Americans with universal coverage, protected the 45 million people without health insurance, did so without rationing treatment, prevented insurance companies from denying coverage, didn’t cut Medicaid and Medicare benefits for seniors, AND provided significant cost savings over the current system I’d be proud of it.

I would be out there everyday talking exclusively about my health plan, ignoring all other distractions. I’d sit down with every major network primetime news cast. I’d have my staff write columns and do interviews with every major print publication.

In an effort to explain my plan to as many Americans as possible, I’d go on daytime talk shows like Oprah and The View, I’d go on late night comedy shows like the Daily show and Redeye, and I’d sit down with political commentators like Cooper, Anderson and Bill O’Rilley.

I’d have national hotlines, web casts, hosted chats and discussions. I’d push every Senator and Congressman to host open town halls, allowing the American people to voice their concerns, ask questions and get answers. I’d fill those town halls not with members of unions, political action committees, or cronies that support everything I do, but with ordinary people. Regular folks that might be confused or even worried about my plan. I’d have representatives stay, hours on end to ensure each question is addressed and answered.

But this isn’t what’s happening…

Instead Democrats are packing supposed “town halls” with unions and “community trust organizations”, blocking the doors and only letting in people wearing union t-shirts. Some Democrats are skipping the town hall entirely instead opting for phone halls, where dissent can be muted and questions can easily be cherry picked, scripted, or even staged. Worse yet, some democrats are ignoring the public entirely, hosting no health care events.

What’s more they are actively attacking anyone who questions their plan. Painting doubters as well dressed but violent, swastika thumping, radical birthercrat mobsters who only show up because they are on the insurance company dole.

All the while, Democrats are treating their miraculous government health care plan like an illegitimate bastard son. I.e. the same way they treat America. Either they aren’t very proud of it, or they don’t want you to know what it’s all about.

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1. Its ok not to say your sorry, just say you’d like to calibrate your words diffrently.
2. Beer can solve all your problems.
3. If you don’t know all the facts, keep talking.
4. If you say something stupidly, spin the topic into racial profiling.
5. Blue Moon is not a girly beer.
6. The cops mother will not speak with you outside.
7. Act like a d*ck to a cop, get invited to the White House. This is what happens to black men in America.
8. If you’re MSNBC just wait till someone else writes something racist. Then pounce.
9. People love to ‘.0′ things that should never be dotted. Hence Race Relations 3.0
10. Red Stripe? Nope no sterotypes there. (See #1)
11. TV loves countdown clocks.
12. Joe Biden was actually a good pick for VP. He gave Robert Gibbs a lot of expreience in spinning what people meant to say.

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After I finished watching the ‘good’ part of the O’Reilly factor I became bored and went channel hunting.

Making my way down the dial, hoping to find a spongebob marathon I skimmed across a MSNBC teaser.

“It’s a Dick”-Caption. Announcer: “You know who is back and you won’t believe how he wanted to use US troops to go into US territory to arrest US citizens. How many ways is that illegal?”-Video of Wheelchair Cheney

While I am always pleased with the class that MSNBC is able to beat dead horses back to life, I wondered if they were focusing too much on the crimes of Dick Cheney the Vice President and ignoring all the terrible crimes Dick Cheney has committed as Congressman (D-NY-15).

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From: I Like to Know What I’m Talking About Before I Speak
To: I don’t know all the facts BUT…

Wednesday the President gave his 4th televised news conference since taking office to address public concerns about Health Care Reform. While the majority of the evening was spent discussing health care and the economy, the last question provided a highlight:

LYNN SWEET: Thank you, Mr. President. Recently, Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. was arrested at his home in Cambridge. What does that incident say to you? And what does it say about race relations in America?

Now at this point I was fully expecting the President to make some statement that while he was troubled about the incident in question, he wouldn’t want to interfere in what should be an investigation handled by local officials. Or to simply say he wanted to keep the evenings discussions to health care and the economy. I should have known better.

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