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Blue-on-Blue Demonstrations at DNC setback: demonstrators may face critical urine shortage.

I swear that when I started calling progressive trolls "fetishists," it was a joke.

By: Moe Lane (Diary)  |  July 24th, 2008 at 12:54 AM  | 

RESIZE: AAA

A joke.

Via Drunkblog, Gateway Pundit, and AoSHQ:

DNC concerns: Did protesters plan to throw urine?

DENVER (KJCT) — A new kind of warning has come up about protesters gearing up for the Democratic National Convention.

Denver firefighters have learned of a house full of urine being stored to throw at police. An internal memo is warning first responders that disgusting acts are a significant concern.

Protesters in other cities have used urine and feces filled balloons to throw at police and there are concerns that could happen during the Democratic National Convention in Denver.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say “Yes, protesters planned to throw urine.” Mostly because I really don’t want to think of some of the alternatives.

Moe Lane

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  • gensec

    But I forgot, this is leftists we’re talking about, nothing is too dumb for them.

    Poor guys, after all that effort saving up a house full of urine, just to have the cops come along and flush it down the toilet. Expect their lawyers to file a habeas corpus on behalf of the urine.

  • WilliamPennybanks

    Don’t forget that after an Obama speech, Chris Mathews felt a “tinkle down his leg.”

  • WilliamPennybanks

    Don’t forget that after an Obama speech, Chris Mathews felt a “tinkle down his leg.”

  • blooch

    They could be storing barrels of bongwater…thankfully, it’s too precious to toss.