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Democrats cracking over Burris?

It's like Reid bought a video game of Failure, and wanted to see every cutscene.

Thin gruel, as of this moment:

WASHINGTON (AP) – Senate Democrats plan to accept Roland Burris for President-elect Barack Obama’s vacant seat.

…but quite possible. (You can catch up on this here, by the way. Sort of.)[UPDATE: And more from our own Dan Spencer.)

After all, we already knew that Senator Dianne Feinstein has repudiated the letter she signed that opposed any Blagojevich pick – thanks for showing fear, Senator; we’ll be sure to keep it in mind the next time we need something from you – and (via the Note) George Stephanopoulos reported this morning that a deal was being contemplated where Burris might be seated, if he promised not to run in 2010. I suppose that would make him, what, about 3/5th* of a real Senator?

So it’s a good possibility that Reid’s managed to do this; after all, it’s managed to combine the negative consequences of all three scenarios mentioned here. By seating Burris, Reid demonstrates that he and the rest of the caucus won’t keep his word; by seating Burris after turning him away, Reid got to play Wallace at the Schoolhouse Door; and by seating Burris with restrictions, Reid begs the question of whether Burris’ skin melanin content was a factor in what is increasingly a tangled skein of identity politics.

And none of this has anything to do with the GOP. None of this. We – like the rest of the country, actually – wanted a special election. If only Reid and his party didn’t find democracy so infernally messy

Moe Lane

*Alas, I can’t remember where I saw this one first.

COMMENTS

  • William Bradford Krones

    There is little doubt that Harry and the gang will seat Burris within the week.

  • NightTwister

    Saves money on movie rentals, you know.

  • Aaron Gardner

    is that Harry Reid is willing to seat Burris as long as he promises not to run again in 2010. Didn’t Reid promise not to seat Burris? What makes Reid think that Burris would keep his promise when Reid doesn’t keep his own promises?

    I expect Burris to be seated and to run in 2010 regardless of any promises made, after all in the donkey party deals are made to be broken, in fact I am pretty sure that is in there platform somewhere….;^)

  • JDidSaint

    Movie rentals have gotten expensive, but I believe my Netflix subscription comes in slightly under the 30% of my paycheck I send to the actors in DC.

    ;-D

  • birdmojo

    “Well, yes, I did make him promise that but he was still under the shadow of the corrupt governor… in the last two years we have found him to be an excellent senator, a good friend, and an exemplary colleague. To sum up: What promise?”

  • Crowe

    Nice, Moe. nice…

    Under normal circumstances I would say that it’s unfair to pick on the mentally and morally disadvantaged/stunted… But since the Dems trade on those traits, and do so successfully with the aide of a similarly disadvantaged, pliant media corps, let us fire away.

  • IJB

    When someone organizes a march on Washington DC to burn the place the ground, please don’t leave me off the mailing list.

  • Tbone

    That beats Byrd, Teddy, Boxer and the poor dude from SD.

  • Vladimir

    … on the plantation farm once they’ve seen Paree?

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  • phxg

    Every time you use the Harry Reid Maneuver X-Y-RT-Y-X-X-X-RB correctly you get a different result. Many times completely opposite of what the player was expecting.
    XBOX360!