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“…but George Bush of Crawford Ranch rides *home* from the Crusade.”

It\'s a literary reference, you semi-literate barking moonbats.

By: Moe Lane (Diary)  |  January 20th, 2009 at 06:00 AM  | 

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Hi. I’m going to spoil your appreciation of the day now.

Oh, not all of you. The people who are ordinary, decent Democrats – or just happy that we’re going to finally have as President somebody who isn’t an old white guy – go ahead and have a good time at the Inauguration. I plan to eat wings and watch it on TV, myself, but that’s because I live in the DC area, which means that I know what the traffic is going to be like.  Heck, I wouldn’t be there for McCain’s, if he had won. Anyway, you folks don’t bother finishing this little essay: I don’t want to spoil your day. Hope it’s a good one for you.

But as for the rest of you. The Maoists. The Stalinists. The Klansmen. The anti-Semites. The blackshirt anarchists. The unwashed antiglobos. The summer patriot celebrities. The 9/11 Troofers. The Che-worshippers. The neo-Nazis. The deep ecologists. The PETA freakazoids. The World Can’t Wait losers. The Code Pink soldier-haters. The International ANSWER seditionists. The ACORN election-fraud enthusiasts. Every single one of you who screamed and ranted and threw garbage cans and put on bandannas and plotted attacks (incompetently) and waved around giant paper-mache heads… yeah. You people.

You missed.

President George W Bush goes home tomorrow, and he won’t be slinking. He goes home, and as he noted last week, the first thing that he’ll probably do Wednesday is make coffee for Laura. And then he’ll relax. And then he’ll do whatever he darn well feels like, and you won’t have any say in it whatsoever. Meanwhile, President Barack Obama will do whatever he darn well feels like, and you won’t have any say in that, either. Because you freaks got one thing right: the Democratic and Republican parties are the same… when compared to you. That is, neither party is comprised of drooling incompetents with whacked-out brain chemistries and thumbs up their anuses. All of which means is that, now that you’ve served your purpose, the Democrats’ attitude towards you can be best summed up as it will put the lotion on or it gets the hose.

The best part about all of this is that some of you – the ones most recently joining your ranks, which means the ones whose brains haven’t quite rotted away yet – may be asking themselves, Is this going to be as good as it gets? To which I have to answer: Why, no, silly. November of 2008 was as good as it gets for you; you’re already on the downslope, and accelerating. No, really, you are. You see, while you’ve been busy telling yourself “Worst. President. EVER.” nations like India and China and most of Africa, really, and large chunks of Eastern Europe have perhaps have been coming to different conclusions. President Obama happens to know that… and he happens to know that calling on the former President to act as an emergency envoy (as current Presidents have been known to do) to, say, New Delhi or Kampala will actually not be a bad idea. Don’t expect President Obama to make his life more difficult to flatter your delusions, is what I’m saying.

Hey, go ahead and laugh, and go to (more likely, watch) the Inauguration, and start counting the days until they throw the entire Bush administration in the slammer. Feel free: but, do me a favor? Fifteen years from now, when you’re sitting in your dark car after the town meeting, still shocked that they named the new high school after that man even after your presentation explaining why not, and you’re still hurt that your good friend on the board rushed away afterward with a muttered I understand how you feel, but, really, don’t you think that you should be worried more about the idiot that we have in the White House now?­ - anyway, don’t let me know that I was right, after all.

I can’t believe that I would still care, at that point.

Crossposted at Moe Lane.

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  • http://conservablogs.com/publiusforum/ Warner Todd Huston

    Dick Cheney will retire to his new house and take up an enjoyable life of fishing and family.

    That one is even a worse blow to their delicate mental balance.

  • wennejunk

    He’ll probably start actively managing investments again, now that he’s a private citizen.

    Perhaps he’ll make some investments in say….Halliburton and Blackwater, or be invited to sit on their boards.

    Moonbat heads would explode.

  • bk

    Chris “Tingle” Matthews offered his parting shots after Bush’s farewell speech. In addition to his usual manner of (literally) spitting bile, he unwittingly offered a stereotypical view of all Arabs and then contradicted himself 100%.

    He said Bush came in as pretty much an empty head and then hooked up with the neocons. He had this stupid idea that “waging war and taking over countries” and forcing democracy on them would lead to “moderation in the Arab world.”

    But Tingle says that was a disastrous policy because we can deal with the leaders that we’ve propped up with oil money, but it’s “the people on the street” who hate Israel and hate us. “These people have a problem in the Middle East. They want to fight.”

    He adds that Bush was nothing except on his father’s coattails, and didn’t have the “book knowledge” needed to become president. So he hooked up with Cheney et all and changed his identity like a hermit crab.

    He ends by calling the Bush policies a “tragedy” that led to 4K of ours dead and 100K Iraqis dead and says we don’t know what we got for it. “Down the road we’re going to have to make peace with the elements we can find to make peace with.”

    Amazing. They can’t even enjoy that their guy won because they are so filled with BDS/PDS.

  • http://conservablogs.com/publiusforum/ Warner Todd Huston

    Yes, Jolly Chris Tingle is quite a fool, really. I’m surprised ANYONE imagines he is worth listening to. He is such a silly little man, prone to wild swings in mood like a teenaged girl, really.

    (By the way, it is et al not et all. It stands for et alibi)

  • bk

    “e.g.” vs “i.e.” etc.

  • http://conservablogs.com/publiusforum/ Warner Todd Huston

    On the other hand, Latin is like a foreign language to me. Them people have a different word for EVERYTHING!

  • rbdwiggins

    allowed themselves to be so abused by the Obama campaign. Especially, considering their abuse was purely for Obama’s personal gain.

    Query: How high will the “pedestal” remain after President Obama calls for personal responsibility and accountability for the choices we make?

  • BrianFH

    ” Warner Todd Huston Tuesday, January 20th at 7:07AM EST (link)

    Yes, Jolly Chris Tingle is quite a fool, really. I?m surprised ANYONE imagines he is worth listening to. He is such a silly little man, prone to wild swings in mood like a teenaged girl, really.

    (By the way, it is et al not et all. It stands for et alibi)”
    ______
    Uh, no, actually… it stands for “et alia”, meaning “and others”
    =======
    If you want a detailed chemical analysis of O’Bonobo’s most recent spitball in our eye(s), try this dissection of Irene Mattson, American Wahhabist, O’Bonobo favorite:.
    “In a “Meet Ingrid Mattson,” Campus Watch adjunct scholar Jonathan Schanzer offered specific examples of Mattson’s denials and deceits regarding radical Islam’s threat to the U.S. Among them:

    * Wahhabism is simply a “reform movement” that “really was analogous to the European protestant reformation”;
    * Contrary to statements by Director of National Intelligence Adm. Michael McConnell that “there are sleeper cells in the U.S,” Mattson claims that in fact “there aren’t any sleeper cells”;
    * The president’s use of the term “Islamic” when speaking of terrorist attacks on the West is “not only inaccurate, but unhelpful.” “

  • txchick57

    Or what I thought was one.

    Perfectly rational person who jumped on the victim wagon after being too greedy to sell his house 3 years ago and now down 100K on it. That’s Bush’s fault somehow.

    I’m coming out of employment retirement to do chapter 11 banruptcy work again. I thought that was dead and gone forever. Last time I did that was when Clinton was elected.

    Strange times.

    Welcome home, Mr. Bush. We’re glad to have you back.

  • NightTwister

    Just saying.

    Oh, and Cheney. Best. Vice-President. Ever.

  • http://conservablogs.com/publiusforum/ Warner Todd Huston

    Yes, you’re right. See I TOLD you that Latin stuff was Greek to me!

  • Maggie_in_Indiana

    but did you have to be so easy on them? Obama zombies are still wandering the streets,be carefull on the way to your car.

  • Achance

    et alia, which means “and others.”

  • Wayne

    at least what turned out to be not so good a friendship. Victimhood does strange things to people. Hey, I just had an appraisal on my humble home, I lost that much, but it certainly isn’t GWB’s fault. I’ll ride this out, and go on.
    Maybe the state of Michigan will want to come in and put up a wind farm on my property. Never mind, I don’t want the government here to come anywhere near me.

  • wolfgang

    Everything about The Obambi is defeat, retreat, and surrender. Appeasement is one of his middle names. Every financial move will be aimed at redirecting the flow of and redistributing the nation’s income.
    Your 401k is already in San Fran Nan’s crosshairs.
    Some people are going to lose substantial bucks if she gets her way.
    Chris Dodd and Barney Frank saw to it that CitiBank and the other banks would be the spigot for redistributing some of the nation’s wealth. Andrew Cuomo and Barack Hussein Obama sued Citi for not making enough bad loans that couldn’t be repaid. Now We The People are going to be Extorted out of most of our live’s savings to replace the hole in the banks’ balance sheets as your savings get rolled into Social Security then redirected out into the general budget.

  • kdizzydaze

    I believe many of us had those types of relationships -I have a friend who is still a friend and we disagree politically most of the time. But I have a neighbor who simply will not talk to me anymore – Personally, when it becomes this emotional for them, you are better off keeping that type of person away from your family and real friends – they are negative and will only serve to hurt you – Funny thought on the Ch. 11 work you are doing again.

  • Praying

    No, really, it’s not your fault. I woke up with a feeling of uneasy dread – oh yes, it’s THAT day – when the king will be crowned, when sea levels will lower. I’m boycotting the radio, the TV, and the newspaper today (actually, I pretty much have been for the past 2 months anyway, except for Rush, Sean, Neal, and friends…) And then you reminded me… Obama may not be my worst fear. There are those other freaks in congress to contend with. I have seriously toyed with the idea of dumping my 401K – just selling everything, paying the taxes and the penalty but keeping the rest – what is MINE – to make sure THEY don’t get it. It’s just not right, it’s just not…American! Too many people aren’t paying attention – I guess they just won’t, until it is too late.