That is, convincing sports writers that they, too, can be political pundits. Which maybe they can, but this particular example rapidly went from ‘funny’ to ’sad’:
Naysayers in media and partisans in both parties are undermining Obama
The real wisdom on the current state of American politics comes from the great Walt Kelly, from his Earth Day poster from 1970, the one in which Pogo famously says, “We have met the enemy and he is us.” Appropriately enough, the subject of the poster is pollution. There is so much of that going on around the new President these days he probably wants to wear a gas mask.
Look, I have nothing against Walt Kelly - but geez, whenever I see that quote used in a column I immediately groan. It’s a tell. It’s a whining tell.
If you want to be spared reading Mr. Lupica’s article, let me summarize: Obama is the greatest thing in the universe, he’s going to save us all, Republicans are big meanies for opposing him, the Democrats opposing Obama are just as big meanies, the media won’t cut Obama a break, and Nancy Pelosi is worse than one of Bette Midler’s backup singers. No, this wasn’t written in an alternate universe and dropped off at this one via a convenient dimensional wormhole. He really means all of that: we’re apparently all abject fools for doubting the obvious accomplishments and judgment of 47 year old, formerly freshman Senator who nominated Richardson & Daschle to his Cabinet. And everybody’s beating Obama up unfairly - including the media, which is probably making Jake Tapper preen a little and murmur “Glad you noticed.” And the worst offender of all is Nancy Pelosi, who needs to understand that she’s blocking Lupica’s vision of the One, so she needs to stop. Because otherwise Obama is going to be hampered by those who do not match his glory.
I have to say that in a lot of ways, I prefer a Keith Olbermann to a Mike Lupica. With Olbermann you know that you’ll never see a crackup like the one that Lupica will have a few years down the line. If it ever gets too bad for old Keith, he’ll just lock himself into his dressing room, open up the safe, and spend the next half hour happily having his Jimmy Carter action figure beat up his George W. Bush
action figure. That’s because Olbermann is nurtured by his hate; it doesn’t make him strong, but it does provide him with a power source. When Lupica figures out what you, me, and Nancy Pelosi already know - that Barack Obama’s just a man - he’s going to have nothing to replace that.
Very sad. More or less.
Moe Lane
PS: It may please you to know that this this is what popped up when I went searching for an Al Gore action figure.
PPS: It has been demanded that I link Mike Lupica’s (NSFW) thus. Demanded.
Crossposted to Moe Lane.

I know I used it in a high school composition
Flagstaff Monday, February 16th at 5:46PM EST (link)almost 50 years ago. And it was probably trite then, but Miss Krumseik didn’t read the funnies.
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Schadenfreude, it's what's for dinner. For the next four years. (n/t)
Finrod Monday, February 16th at 6:02PM EST (link).
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Finrod’s First Law of Bandwidth:
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it takes the bandwidth of ten thousand.
Unfortunately, we'll all be suffering the pain together.
Flagstaff Monday, February 16th at 6:36PM EST (link)I don’t know the German word for that.
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Is "Geithner" German? n/t
janis Monday, February 16th at 6:41PM EST (link).
"Geithner": The feeling of pain
Flagstaff Monday, February 16th at 7:00PM EST (link)shared by a group forced to suffer under its government’s bad policies.
As in, “I’m afraid that experiencing the Geithner will suck all the joy out of the schadenfreude.”
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This is why I cancelled my Daily News
angryred Monday, February 16th at 6:06PM EST (link)This guy moved from the back of the paper to the front. Shoot from the hip my a**.
1-20-13 Hope for Change
Lupica's half right. Obama got rolled by his own party.
6eorge Jetson Monday, February 16th at 6:09PM EST (link)Great leaders don’t let that happen. In fact, decent leaders don’t let that happen.
If “if, ands or buts were candy & nuts, every day would be Christmas”
But they’re not. Obama, you lost.
Double-standard?
blh1976 Monday, February 16th at 6:19PM EST (link)What did the media and Democrat “partisans” -including Obama - do to Bush for the last 8 years?
And, Lupica’s really lost it if he thinks the media is “undermining” Obama for actually asking 1 tough question out of 12,000 fluff questions O’s received,
ditto
gekster Monday, February 16th at 11:19PM EST (link)A political party cannot be all things to all people.
It must represent certain fundamental beliefs which must not be compromised to political expediency, or simply to swell its numbers.
Ronald Reagan
Every deer hunter in Michigan still likes to take a shot at a squirrel, rabbit, or even a troll every now and then.
Here's a great line from not-such-a-great thinker:
Flagstaff Monday, February 16th at 6:35PM EST (link)“But Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, even if he isn’t the best and brightest, isn’t the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, either. “–Mike Lupica
Mr. Lupica, President Obama told all of us that we needed to overlook Geithner’s tax evasion because he was not only the “best and brightest,” but because he was the “only-est.” There is no excuse for this level of ineptitude.
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Here's a cute little story for you all: The Little Red Hen
spedteacher Monday, February 16th at 6:44PM EST (link)The little red hen called all of her neighbors together and said:
“If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?”
“Not I,” said the cow.
“Not I,” said the duck.
“Not I,” said the pig.
“Not I,” said the goose.
“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen, and so she did.
The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
“Who will help me reap my wheat?” asked the little red hen.
“Not I,” said the duck..
“Out of my classification,” said the pig.
“I’d lose my seniority,” said the cow.
“I’d lose my unemployment compensation,” said the goose.
“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen, and so she did.
At last it came time to bake the bread.
“Who will help me bake the bread?” asked the little red hen.
“That would be overtime for me,” said the cow.
“I’d lose my welfare benefits,” said the duck.
“I’m a dropout and never learned how,” said the pig.
“If I’m to be the only helper, that’s discrimination,” said the goose.
“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, “No, I shall eat all five loaves.”
“Excess profits!” cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
“Capitalist leech!” screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)
“I demand equal rights!” yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)
The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
And they all painted “Unfair!” picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, “You must not be so greedy.”
“But I earned the bread,” said the little red hen.
“Exactly,” said Barack the farmer. “That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.”
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, “I am grateful, for now I truly understand.”
But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the ‘party’ and got her bread free. And all smiled ‘Fairness’ had been established.
Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared…so long as there was free bread that ‘the rich’ were paying for.
EPILOGUE
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That’s $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn’t remember anything.
IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?
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Outstanding!
Flagstaff Monday, February 16th at 7:24PM EST (link)And it was wild…
(That was for all who remember Pall Mall cigarette ads.)
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The little Red Hen was "Obamanized".
gekster Monday, February 16th at 11:27PM EST (link)no text
A political party cannot be all things to all people.
It must represent certain fundamental beliefs which must not be compromised to political expediency, or simply to swell its numbers.
Ronald Reagan
Every deer hunter in Michigan still likes to take a shot at a squirrel, rabbit, or even a troll every now and then.
I lived in LA when Olbermann was a sports-
candoo2 (dkos funluvn1) Monday, February 16th at 6:59PM EST (link)caster on KTLA channel 5. He was funny, introspective and fully interesting.
His career on ESPN was no different.
As a newsmaker, Olbermann has become something other than what he was. He is more intense, less funny, completely into his gig and no doubt believes what he is saying. It doesn’t matter whether we agree with him or not. I’ve seen him through all aspects of his career and believe me, he believes.
Sometimes, that is just how it works. Rush, Hannity, etc. They believe what they tell you. Olbermann is just the other side of the coin.
I make crude sexual jokes about conservatives.
No, Olbermann is not "just the other side of the coin."
Flagstaff Monday, February 16th at 7:30PM EST (link)Neither Rush nor Hannity reaches the heights of nastiness that Olbermann regularly enjoys. And if you disagree with Keefums, you aren’t just wrong, you’re evil. EVIL I TELL YOU! Rush strives for accuracy. Olby is selective in his use of facts.
–from one of the many “Third worst persons in the world.”
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Obie is angry and full of hate, (not to mention dishonest)
olsmithie Monday, February 16th at 7:41PM EST (link)Just sit and watch him a while, if you can stomach his bile.
REgards
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried (nt)
Neil Stevens Monday, February 16th at 7:50PM EST (link)Want to run for conservatives? Give.
There Is No Crisis
I too, have watched Olbermann for a while
Jack_Savage Monday, February 16th at 8:24PM EST (link)The only reason - and I mean ONLY reason I watched was because he was on SportsCenter, and I watched SportsCenter. He was as smug and arrogant an ass as he is now, but the only diifference is that ESPN wouldn’t put up with his narcisstic, juvenile crap and fired him in the dead middle of a broadcast.
He is now simply a parody of himself, and will die forgotten, alone and insane with his Mom’s cats feeding on his decomposing body.
And in case you aren’t clear, I disagree with your assessment.
amazing just amazing...
Jack Monday, February 16th at 7:01PM EST (link)He whines about “what if” political writers covered sports while he is a not so gifted sports writer attempting to cover politics.
Jack
“If at age 20 you are conservative you have no heart. It at age 30 you are liberal you have no brains.” Sir Winston Churchill
Mike Lupica is one of the better sports writers of this generation......
Kenny Solomon Monday, February 16th at 7:06PM EST (link)Quite honestly, Mr. Lupica should stick to doing just that.
The man “gets it” when talking about the Yankees - somehow, he has the history in his blood (I may live in Flori-duh, but I was hatched in Noo Yawk and Da Bronx Bombaz is me boyz).
He’s got a few VERY good sports books and my Sundays are not really complete unless I watch at least some of ‘The Sports Reporters’.
Beyond that, Mr. L. and me - we’ve met a few times at a certain top-level country club in Westchester NY…… Yo Mikey: As much as we’re all free to express your opinions (for now) and you have the semi-national outlet to do so - when it comes to politics, I honestly wish you’d keep it to yourself.
Cheers !
Of course you can have my guns……. Bullets first.
I didn’t say rounds, shells or magazines……
I said bullets first.
Oh God, not Lupica again...
kowalski Monday, February 16th at 7:34PM EST (link)Occasionally I travel into the greater metropolitan New York City area while I’m scanning the stations I listen to Don Imus’ show. He had Lupica on a while back and the amazing thing is that Lupica was able to even annoy Don Imus with what a tool he sounds like when he tries to discuss politics.
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Lupica whining about whining...
bk Monday, February 16th at 7:36PM EST (link)I don’t think “the pot calling the kettle black” was ever more fitting.
So true
kowalski Monday, February 16th at 7:39PM EST (link)I mean, it takes a lot to make Don Imus angry, but one of the ways you can do it is to completely lose the thread of a discussion that you started and go off on completely nebulous tangents without answering any direct questions. It was a shock to hear Imus have to smack Lupica down, but he did.
Now if Don Imus has to do it, we do too, friends.
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If Lupica thinks we should sit back while a Marxist dismantles the Constitution, he's nuts! nt
olsmithie Monday, February 16th at 7:44PM EST (link)Which is it, Mike? Either everyone loves Obama, or everyone is out to get him.
spainishirish Monday, February 16th at 8:03PM EST (link)I’m sure that contradiction is apparent even to this sportswriter. The Olbermann crack up happened a long, long time ago. He made his early bones by denying the media was biased to the left and now hosts a vile and little-watched leftist propaganda screed. Olbermann never saw the contradiction and he still doesn’t.
Let me just get this out there
gardenstateeric Monday, February 16th at 8:13PM EST (link)Lupica is a tiresome hack who is not even a good sportswriter.
We got one too in Detroit. On WJR
gekster Monday, February 16th at 11:33PM EST (link)He’s Bit… Mitch Albom. So-so at sports, and even worse at polotics.
A political party cannot be all things to all people.
It must represent certain fundamental beliefs which must not be compromised to political expediency, or simply to swell its numbers.
Ronald Reagan
Every deer hunter in Michigan still likes to take a shot at a squirrel, rabbit, or even a troll every now and then.
Hey Lupica, by the way...
Jack_Savage Monday, February 16th at 8:26PM EST (link)How’s that protest at Augusta National going?
The lifts in your heels? Working out? Good.
Hack.
All of you who are not clicking the last link in this story are missing out.
Leon H. Wolf Monday, February 16th at 8:29PM EST (link)And it’s not NSFW, per se. There is a rather hefty language warning associated with it, however.
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They’re *illusions*, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or candy!
PERFECT
Jack_Savage Monday, February 16th at 8:41PM EST (link)The sixth comment down by Unsilent Majority is just great.
Let's See
JPH Tuesday, February 17th at 1:48PM EST (link)“These are the people who now announce that Barack Obama is doomed and the economy is doomed and the stimulus package is doomed, do that with great moral certainty, even though they sound as if they are as qualified to be economists as they are astronauts.”
Got it. Great moral certainty = bad.
“This isn’t about them because it is about Obama, the one guy who can get us out of this, whom the country believes in even as it is told constantly that he is some kind of raw rookie in over his head, who wants to do what great Presidents are supposed to do in times of crisis, which means lead, and inspire, and make brave decisions, and make the country confident again.”
The one guy who can get us out of this??? How does Lupica know that? Moral certainty in defense of The One is no vice to the O fan club.