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Phosphate smuggling in Washington!

It is the little things that grate. Or get stuck to the plate of one's ire.

Ace of Spades HQ has the details. What’s happening here is that Washington State Democrats have banned phosphates from dish detergents because it’s cheaper than upgrading their water treatment plants – excuse me, ‘better for the environment’ – in Spokane County as a test bed for a banning of the stuff statewide in 2010. Unfortunately, there’s a reason why they put phosphates in dish detergent: it softens ‘hard’ water, which the Pacific Northwest has an abundance of (it can be softened at the water treatment plants, but, again, the Democrats think that banning phosphates is cheaper). Hard water + no phosphates in dish detergents = dishwashers don’t work properly – so people are now getting into their cars and driving to Idaho, where people are happy to sell them all the phosphate-enriched dish detergent that they want. And anything else, while they’re there. They can go to other parts of the state, too – but that obviously will go away next year. How long it takes before Washington Democrats close the borders to phosphate smugglers is anybody’s guess; I’m picking 2011.

So, to recap: a good-intentioned policy position by the Washington Democratic party has instead degraded quality of life in its target area, increased the use of burned hydrocarbons in its target area, cost local retailers business in its target area, and is not being particularly successful in its stated objective. And yet there is no indication that this program is being recognized as a failure: so it’s still pretty much on-track to be adopted statewide anyway. And if you actually don’t like having food encrusted to your plate, you’re expected to pretty much suffer. And if you complain, you’ll probably have to listen to an inevitable – and smug – lecture from somebody who thinks that he knows how to organize your life better than you do.

Isn’t one-party rule grand, Washington State?

Moe Lane

Crossposted to Moe Lane.

COMMENTS

  • Adjoran

    They don?t need no stinkin? phosphates in Washington state!

    How much soap does it take to wash off the tofu and bean sprouts anyway?

    Besides, true-believin? ?environmentalists? like these people ought not be using coal-generated hot water to wash dishes anyway. They should use only fully organic dishes and utensils made of dried dung to support ?sustainable agriculture.?

    Come to think of it, if they would just get FULLY ?back to nature? and go out and graze the grass themselves, think of all the carbon used to produce and ship foodstuffs that could be saved!

    It would really lower their carbon hoof-prints that way, even more than sipping ?fair trade? low-fat soy mocha lattes from Starbucks.

  • bk

    and ban sale and ownership of dishwashers, washers, and dryers?

  • lonebeagle

    After banning dishwashers, they’ll ban dish washing since it uses hot water and soap AND creates waste water.

  • mom2oneson

    when their science class did the surfactant experiments with detergents, soap, baking soda and foam pieces.

  • mom2oneson
  • JoeG

    Since Oregon has no sales tax, there are already hordes that come from Washington to shop in Portland. This will increase the numbers coming, and if they are coming anyways, they will do the bulk of their shopping in Oregon to take advantage of the (lack of) tax.

  • http://andrightlyso.com/ civil_truth

    All Washington would need to do is to set up border agents at the bridges to inspect entering cars.

    Though it would be marvelous if we had boats crossing the Columbia under cover of darkness to smuggle the goods to Washington.

  • http://andrightlyso.com/ civil_truth

    Instead of dumping tea into Boston Harbor, how about dumping phosphate detergent into Puget Sound just off the shore from Olympia. The bubbles would put the WA legislature’s production to shame.

    /snark

  • http://www.theotherworsham.blogspot.com toddworsham

    Well once they start taxing their citizens by the miles they drive it will be easy enough to simply place calls to ALL people who make cross border excursions. Hell they could even watch the cars until they pull into a walmart then call them hopefully as their hand is reaching out to the illegal detergent.

    Government needs to have criminals to function. War is the health of the state doesnt just mean international wars. The war on drugs, the war on smoking, the war on drinking and driving (I’m talking about those who would have you in jail for drinking a scotch after dinner). The government will continue to create new laws to create new criminals until you cant live your life without being an outlaw. Call me crazy, laugh it off, but its true. People on this website are going to start learning this is true once people start getting arrested at tea party protests that maybe were permitted correctly. While we all love watching some anarchist-anti-capitalist punk getting a face full of mace, it wont be funny when its us.