I couldn’t allow Rev. Wright anywhere near POTUS, not even on the Crackberry.

It was for my own good……. I can’t handle that level of ‘transparency and open government’ any longer without falling down laughing on the way to my gun safe.

The conversation went something like this:

Me: Yo Rev, wassssup ?

Rev Wright: Who is this ?

Me: It’s one of your roosting Joooooeeeesh chickens.

Rev Wright: What do you want ?

Me: Rev, y’all gotta leave Dear Leader alone for a bit ok ? He’s got his hands full trying to destroy The USA and Israel. Last thing he needs is a distraction.

Rev Wright: I tried to tell him…. One country at a time. Don’t over-reach. Does he listen to anybody ? No.

Me: I hear ya….. So you ok backing away for a month or so ?

Rev Wright: If I can say ‘The Jooooooz forced me, yeah, I’ll be fine.

Me: OK then, we got a deal.

I hang up the phone, then….. Hey, he bought it – Wright’s gonna blame ‘us eeeeevil Juice’ for BHO refusing to take his calls ! Print it everywhere – another round of ammo against the Traitor-In-Chief.

Cheers !

To send Rev Wright a Christmas card.

Next to Joe Biden… he’s the best!

Face it people we couldn’t begin to buy… to make up… stuff this good.

-nt

Someone might want to tell them about a few little disagreements in the Middle East.

Keeping this guy away from the Ones aura is a harder job than trying to hide my money

threadjackery:
If you look up ‘The Speech’ on google you get Obamas race speech. Im not saying, Im just saying.

They can separate peeps from The One!

All hail The Joooooooooooooooooos!

…someone should ask Rev Wright what denomination Jesus and his disciples adn the Old Testament prophets were. At least, if we had a competent media establishment someone should.

When these Modern Times a man of the The Cloth poisons congregations with such drivel over years, it makes me wonder why Our Savior bothered climbing up on the Cross to die. Rev Wright is not only a profoundly ignorant man, he’s an ingrate, as well.

Aside from African-Americans’ traditional hostility to the Party of Ending Slavery and Ensuring Passage of the Civil Rights Act (which Al Gore’s father voted AGAINST), I’ll never understand their hostility to the one outside group who participated fully in the Civil Rights struggle (see .Schwerner and Goodman and occupied second place on the KKK’s enemies’ list.

Nor their affinity for the causes of those who still practice black chattel slavery, and whose faith legitimizes it.

While “Reply To This” is usually my friend, he isn’t letting me post right now, rejecting my humble entreaties, and rudely stating “HTTP 500 Internal Server Error!”

Being a lifelong WASP, I’m a little uneasy joining in the hilarty of this thread, but it is so much funnnn.

The Muuuuuuuuuslims hate the Jooooooooos who are OK with the Honnnnnnnnnkies who are sometimes disliked by the Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuslims, etc.

But seriously though, I do believe the Right Reverend Wriight’s chickens are coming home to roooooost…

nt

I’m guessing not, judging from his lame response to the Holocaust Museum shooting (He was “saddened”. I’d venture to say most of us were shocked, outraged, and angered.)

It’s all adding up pretty nicely. He opens his arms for Iran, warmly greets Chavez, bows to the Saudi King, talks about how peaceful the Muslim world is, and leaves his harshest criticism for Israel, for daring to allow natural growth in well-established communities in Judea/Samaria. He denies he’s a Muslim, but has yet to join any church in DC, and has only attended services once–on Easter Sunday. I’m not saying he’s a Muslim, but he seems to be either Agnostic or Athiest. Any thoughts?