Add Garrison Keillor to the ‘Kill Off Republicans’ List.


(Via AoSHQ) I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m starting to get a little tired of this.

…one starts to wonder if the country wouldn’t be better off without them and if Republicans should be cut out of the health-care system entirely and simply provided with aspirin and hand sanitizer. Thirty-two percent of the population identifies with the GOP, and if we cut off health care to them, we could probably pay off the deficit in short order.

You’ll notice that this doesn’t come with a corresponding tax forgiveness. I hadn’t realized that Keillor had a hankering to bring back slavery; well, live and learn.

Moe Lane

Crossposted to Moe Lane.


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Grayson and Keillor

charpaddy Thursday, October 1st at 6:34AM EST (link)

What shameful idiots!!!

Why don’t the Dems just line everyone up that disagrees with a takeover of our healthcare system (which happens, in case one forgets, to be the BEST IN THE WORLD) and shoot them?

After all, they are such a compassionate party…/sarc off

Abortions for all with our tax money. Healthcare for all illegals (‘coz they aren’t going to be illegal anymore)
Rationed care.

Yeah, all that sounds so darn great. What is wrong with us?

 

Is it a stretch

Justin_Case (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 6:51AM EST (link)

to believe future medical decisions, under ObamaCare, will be contingent on one’s political affiliation? I don’t think so.

No, they don’t have to line political opponents up against the wall. All those in power have to do is deny health care to Conservatives.

Big Brother is watching.

No health care at all would be preferable to the "care" that government-appointed "doctors" will be dishing out.

Third Street (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 7:07AM EST (link)

Being that illiterate government drones will be the only ones operating under the title. All real doctors will take down their shingles, as Obamacare and the Hippocratic Oath are incompatible.

“Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery.” –Wilkins Micawber, “David Copperfield”

All the real doctors will be forced into

blooch Thursday, October 1st at 8:56AM EST (link)

performing back-alley appendectomies with coat-hangers.

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

They'll still be better at that

Raven (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 11:25AM EST (link)

Than Obama’s hacks will be with scalpels.

And I can bring my own knives and needles if they need them.

“If you do not have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.”
Luke 22:36

heh. "Obama's hacks"

blooch Thursday, October 1st at 11:46AM EST (link)

“Doctor Fedgood will see you now”

“Oh, no he won’t!!”

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

 
 
 
 
 

Great!

ModernAgeFan (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 7:37AM EST (link)

After they have killed off all the Republicans they are going to have to find someone else to pay for all this mess! Maybe they could raid ACORN’s coffers.

Kill off the opposition, and then what happens?

H (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 9:57AM EST (link)

It must be like being the dog who actually catches the milk truck and then finally thinks… “Crap! Now what?” If we look at the history of post pogrom regimes, they then put a fence around the country and require “travel papers” to keep whoever’s left from escaping should they have that ‘milk truck’ revelation. Anybody who still insists on dissenting is criminally insane and is deatlt with accordingly.

Too Bad Cali doesn't have that nt

Raven (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 11:42AM EST (link)

“If you do not have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.”
Luke 22:36

 
 
 

it's disturbing that they're talking like this even in unfunny jest

clowngirl (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 7:39AM EST (link)

As Moe wrote, he is suggesting slavery and it also just an exagerration of the too common notion that Democrats have some right to use tax money for any and every arbitrary whim.

Besides that his comment doesn’t even make sense. His logic (such as it is) would seem to suggest that the 32% of the population that identifies as Republican are a burden to the state and our use of healthcare is draining the National coffers.

I haven’t seen the statistics, but other than medicare recepients it would seem more likely that people using government provided healthcare are voting Democrat. Exit polls showed that voters who self described as ” very worried” about their own finances (the only group likely to qualify for “free” healthcare) voted for Obama overwhelmingly.

Military. He's talking about cutting off the military health benefits.

Raven (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 11:43AM EST (link)

Both currently serving and VA.

“If you do not have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.”
Luke 22:36

That's what makes that Yankee dog worse

Richard Mullins (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 11:51AM EST (link)

why he need to either shutup or leave. We don’t need him here and if the rest of the Progressive/Commie left would follow him out the door.

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Joe Biden is like a Decrepit Park owner with a Meth lab that happens to not only be a dealer but a user.

Let’s Bankrupt the Democratic paty. Make spend all the money to defend thier candidates.

 
 
 

Mea Culpa: Ex-Keillor fan here

RedBeard Thursday, October 1st at 7:46AM EST (link)

Yes, I was, in the distant past, a faithful listener to A Prarie Home Companion. For years I enjoyed the simple humor and music of that show.

Then, at the beginning of the George Bush era, I suddenly discovered Keillor’s dark side, the cramped and sweat-soaked recesses of his brain where his dysfunctional, angry, hateful basic nature lay in hiding before.

It’s always disapponting when someone lets me down, and this was no exception. It was rather like discovering that sweet old Uncle Harold was, in fact, a secret fifth-columnist.

Perhaps Keillor’s problem can be assigned to something clinical. Or maybe it’s as simple as him being an ignorant braying jackass. Either way, it saddens me.

Standard-bearer for grouchy curmudgeonry since, oh, 1975 or so.

Your tax dollars at work

Next93 (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 8:10AM EST (link)

I was also a Prairie Home fan (Minnesota’s my adopted home state, and I loved the Lake Woebegon stories). I’d actually describe Keilor’s leanings as Nazi-like; socialism coupled with a deep, violent, and ruthless hatred (as evinced by statements like this) towards anyone with the temerity to disagree with him.

The interesting thing is that he gets to do his propagandizing on the government dime; Minnesota Public Radio has the best equipment and nicest offices of any broadcasting entity in the state.

Obama was The One in 2008.
He’ll be a BIGGER one in 2012.

Keillor, another "victim" of American Capitalism.

penguin2 (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 10:40AM EST (link)

I’ve heard stuff like this before from him and that kept me from reading any of his works. I’ve been shocked to discover how many of our successful writers are leftist in this country. Yet, they wouldn’t have a voice it wasn’t for that “evil” Capitalism.

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. – Benjamin Franklin
When Good stands up to Evil, Evil blinks. – Vassar Bushmills

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What a gross misapplication of statistics

Right_Again (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 7:47AM EST (link)

According to Keillor, thirty-two percent of the population identifies with the GOP. However, according to the last Ramussen poll, fifty-four percent of the population disagree with the Democrat’s position on health care.

Unfortunately the Democrats are refusing to listen to the majority, who in this instance, have finally found a situation where they think Obama and the Dems should hit the “reset” button.

I am not aware of any Republican or conservative who thinks we should not have some type of health care reform. But, the Democrats approach of remaking the whole system is unacceptable.

Open competition for health insurance between states, include some type of tort reform and keep the government out of health care as much as possible. With this plan, a majority of the country and even Republicans would be on board. I would even be willing to allow Democrats to participate in this plan, unlike the heartless Mr. Keillor.

The Democrats have proven, by their refusal to listen to the majority, that they are not interested in consensus health care reform, but only in a power grab.

 

The Gore Vidal of his age

Next93 (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 7:50AM EST (link)

I’m sure Keilor would be delighted at the comparison, but reading the interview with Vidal yesterday, I was struck with the stereotypical sense of infallible intellectual superiority, imperious manner, and near-total disconnection with reality; it immediately put me in mind of Keilor. Perfect Limousine Liberals.

Garrison seems to spend half his time in his pleasant fantasy world of Lake Woebegon, and the other half in a much nastier fantasy world in which he, and people like him, are the only protection that the vast masses of the opressed have from the evil, baby-eating “others” that he uses the generic term “Republican” to describe.

Funny thing, though – in this part of the country you hear a lot more about charity work being done by the local Vikings players than you hear about Keilor’s charity work. If he actually does anything for those masses that he seems to care so much about (other than excoriating others for not agreeing with him), he keeps it pretty well hidden. Of course, I’m sure he’s more than generous with his contributions to the local communists democrats.

Obama was The One in 2008.
He’ll be a BIGGER one in 2012.

 

How can Keillor be so dense?

homerj1 Thursday, October 1st at 8:06AM EST (link)

How did he miss the obvious, that we’d love to opt out of the ridiculous Federal programs provided we get corresponding tax relief.

 

Is that the sound of goose-stepping troops I hear in the distance?

TobyToons (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 8:09AM EST (link)

Let’s kill off half the population because of their political beliefs – and they call the right fascists?

“There is no art which one government sooner learns of another than that of draining money from the pockets of the people.” -Adam Smith

 

Hyperpartisanship comes to Lake Wobegon

mustango (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 8:15AM EST (link)

…where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the voters are left of center.

What is in the water of those 10,000 lakes? Or is it the lutefisk?

“I just miss — I miss being anonymous.” — Barack Obama

I fully sympathize, Mr. President. I miss you being anonymous too.

 

I think that stroke must have gone to his head

WarEagle01 (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 8:19AM EST (link)

n/t

“A wise, doughy leg with rich tingly experiences will always reach better conclusions than will a more tanned, muscular leg that hasn’t felt those thrills.” –Chris Matthews’ Leg

“The alternative to the awful extremity of abortion is the indispensable joy of introducing this flawed world to someone who might make it better.”–John Hayward (AKA Dr. Zero)

Can't blame the stroke

RedBeard Thursday, October 1st at 10:25AM EST (link)

He revealed himself as a hate-filled loudmouth long before the stroke.

Standard-bearer for grouchy curmudgeonry since, oh, 1975 or so.

 
 

Stalinists

peg_c (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 8:23AM EST (link)

Leftists reveal themselves in their dark heart of hearts to be true Stalinists.

Rush mentioned Keillor yesterday or the day before and said he’d had a stroke earlier this month and is not right. I’m not sure he ever was. Humorist? In an alternate universe, maybe. He’s a crank and a whackjob.

Government cannot be the solution when government is the problem.

 

I think Keillor doesn't go far enough...

Aaron Gardner (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 8:31AM EST (link)

Thirty-two percent of the population identifies with the GOP, and if we cut off health care to them, we could probably pay off the deficit in short order.

Imagine how quickly we could pay off the deficit if we didn’t provide health care to 100% of the population. Oops….did I do that.

conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!

“We’d be much better off if We The People had desired small government enough to keep it.” acat


 

Boycott

lurker9876 Thursday, October 1st at 8:34AM EST (link)

This is why I have been boycotting this guy for a long time. I refuse to give him one penny for any of his books and I refuse to give one second to his writings.

 

Garrison might want to survey who is buying all the weapons.

wkeller (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 8:48AM EST (link)

American citizens have purchased over 9 million weapons since the election of the Big “O”. They are not afraid of their neighbors. I believe they are genuinely afraid of a government that seemingly believes they have no limits to the ways and extent to which they can intrude into our lives and take our hard earned wealth. I pray this course will be corrected in 2010 and 2012, I hope we can fend off this march towards a Marxist/Facist government.

If not, I pray for our children and grand children because they will be forced to make some terrible decisions not seen in this country since the Civil War.

 

And they said

cwilson (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 8:54AM EST (link)

we were “crazy” to fear that political affiliation would have any effect on Heath Bureaucrats’ coverage decisions…as in “I’d love to authorize coverage for your daughter’s leukemia treatments, but you’re a registered Republican, so…”

Yet that’s exactly what Keillor is advocating.

If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom — go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen! –Samuel Adams

 

I think Keillor is a closet Republican

Brad Smith (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 8:55AM EST (link)

You guys aren’t thinking this through. If we cut Republicans out of Obama care, the ranks of Republicans (call them “Republicans of Medical Convenience”) would swell. Everyone would be trying to cut to the head of line, or avoid the new health care taxes, by claiming to be Republican. But there would have to be some type of proof, so we’d demand evidence of a financial contribution to the party, or a completed absentee ballot for the next election.

This is a deal I would take in a moment. Democrats get to design their health care system, and live with it, and we get to design ours, and live with it. But the Democrats won’t go for it, ultimately, because the success of their plan – such as it might be – is contingent on roping everybody in.

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Financial contribution, Brad:

Moe Lane (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 9:15AM EST (link)

Absentee ballots gathered under that system would get challenged in court.

 
 

What about us?

hoofhearted Thursday, October 1st at 9:26AM EST (link)

Hey Garrison, what about us independents who are not republicans because we think they’re too squishy and spineless. Do we get to be included or not? Just wondering….

 

Out of context

hazywood Thursday, October 1st at 9:50AM EST (link)

The quote is out of context. If you read the larger article, it’s basically Keillor complaining about Republican filibuster threats.

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"RedState plays telephone" at your blog, hazywood?

blooch Thursday, October 1st at 10:27AM EST (link)

I’m not so good with the “journalist qualities”, and I’m having trouble wringing “Republican filibuster threats” out of that.

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

Kowalski-Your blog comment is BFRED-worthy.

blooch Thursday, October 1st at 10:36AM EST (link)

http://bfredstate.blogspot.com/

You too, maybe….we’ll see.

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

 
 

Hmm

Neil Stevens (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 10:28AM EST (link)

Let me guess: You’re not really here as a conservative or Republican to join our community, but you’re just going to hit and run with your nuggets of “journalistic” criticism, aren’t you?

That is, you’re just posting to stroke your ego.

Yeah, I think we’re better off just ignoring you.

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How is it out of context?

Steve Maley (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 11:15AM EST (link)

It is the context.

The issue here that’s being “filibustered” is health care reform, which if there were unanimity on the Dem side would be law already.

The flip side of your argument is the Dems, while in the minority, blocking judicial appointments on strictly ideological grounds. Let me guess; those were impassioned patriots, right?

The blogger formerly known as ‘Vladimir’.

 
 

Yep, I just lost any desire to listen to another

Andy W. Thursday, October 1st at 9:53AM EST (link)

Lefty windbag as an excuse for entertainment.

I really do like the Prairie Home Companion. The show is entertaining. The music is great and I love the sound effects guys. Unfortunately, it just lost me.

Just like “Whad’ya Know” lost me when it’s host started mindlessly repeating leftist screed on a weekly basis.

Unfortunately, I still have to go to public radio to get my classical music fix.

Keep up the good work Sam Graves (R, MO-6)

XM has 3 classical channels

RedBeard Thursday, October 1st at 10:23AM EST (link)

Since I discovered that, I haven’t been back to National Socialist Radio.

Standard-bearer for grouchy curmudgeonry since, oh, 1975 or so.

 

There Are CDs out there

Raven (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 12:01PM EST (link)

Or, if you’re tech-savvy, MP3s…

“If you do not have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.”
Luke 22:36

 

Or you can check out Pandora

mustango (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 2:12PM EST (link)

or any of probably dozens of other Internet music stations, formatted and customizable alike. No talk, no “news”, just music.

“I just miss — I miss being anonymous.” — Barack Obama

I fully sympathize, Mr. President. I miss you being anonymous too.

 
 

This makes the case against Obamacare pretty well

huskerchad Thursday, October 1st at 10:09AM EST (link)

The fact that the left can’t wait to use health care access as a political weapon seems like a pretty good reason not to have the government in charge of it in the first place. Keillor proves what conservatives have said all along–when the government controls health care, they will control every aspect of your life, even your political views.

Do you have the “wrong” opinion on abortion? Taxes? Size of government? No health care for you!

 

Keillor is just the same progression we see starting to happen with leading Republican pundits

civil truth (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 10:42AM EST (link)

Keillor is just further along in the process. But we see this happening all the time in American today, and throughout history too.

First you gain some success and recognition by the intelligentsia and the “important” people in LA, New York, and perhaps Washington. Then you adopt their arrogance and think you’re somehow superior to the “ordinary people” from which you arose (i.e Lake Wobegon). Then you start adopting their worldview that the American public is ignorant and bigoted and that only the enlightened class can save them. (Though in Keillor’s case, I think he may have adopted the European worldliness first before he went with the American liberal elite.)

Before long, as the people continue to go their “ignorant” way and interfere with your efforts to deliver them, you then decide that they are the problem and they need to disappear in order for your utopia to happen. Which is where Keillor appears to be momentarily.

And soon this effort to make opponents “disappear” turns murderous, with reeducation camps and the whole Stalinist endless cycle of purges and constant new sets of counterevolutioniariesand become utter monstrosity.

While the enlightened intelligentsia first applaud before they quickly get consumed by the evil they have prepared the way for.

The greatest evil…is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice. Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the offices of a thoroughly nasty business concern. -C.S. Lewis

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I'm now a ardent supporter of Deportation

Richard Mullins (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 12:44PM EST (link)

for the Progressive/Communist left that want such things. That should take care of the problem.

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Joe Biden is like a Decrepit Park owner with a Meth lab that happens to not only be a dealer but a user.

Let’s Bankrupt the Democratic paty. Make spend all the money to defend thier candidates.

Opps, I messed up it should be on the post

Richard Mullins (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 12:45PM EST (link)

below. I knew this would happen to me on of these days.

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Joe Biden is like a Decrepit Park owner with a Meth lab that happens to not only be a dealer but a user.

Let’s Bankrupt the Democratic paty. Make spend all the money to defend thier candidates.

 
 
 

Of course the Democrats need better healthcare

Xasteius (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 12:39PM EST (link)

After all, the Republicans are the bitter Bible thumpin’ gun owners. Or would that be better life insurance…. /snarc

I have a better idea: if they want their state-run health let’s give the NE to Canada.

Don’t leave the party, hijack it back!

The only poll that counts is the one at the ballot box.

I don’t want to be Reagan. I want to be a Chance/Soros hybrid.

 

Paying off the Debt

MidwayUSA (Diary) Thursday, October 1st at 3:28PM EST (link)

I find it funny that Keeler thinks it would be helpful to kill off Republicans to pay off the debt. Maybe he doesn’t know how to do basic arithmetic.

If you have fewer people to pay off the debt, it costs those remaining more. therefore the burden is higher.

I also think he is using the same logic as those who want illegal immigrants to be covered by the health insurance bill. On one hand we are told they are needed because they are younger and healthier, so will pay into the fund, but not use the fund.

However,

They also tell us illegal immigrants need health insurance (the insurance they won’t or don’t use),

They also tell us we are going bankrupt with the epidemic of illegal immigrants using emergency rooms.

The really poor logic is

Loren Heal (Diary) Friday, October 2nd at 5:13AM EST (link)

that Republicans are the ones who want to pay for their own insurance. “Want to pay for your own? OK, you can’t.”

Forced shareing is called theft.


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