There are *8* Congressional Districts in Maryland.


There are not 75. Hey, everyone else is looking up their state, so I might as well do so, too.

Of course, the really offensive thing - this merely shows that we’re going to have spent 18 million on a database full of garbage entries; something that I already knew - is that the best case scenario is that in Maryland the government spent $3,178,239,416 to ’save or create’ 6,748 jobs. That works out to $471,024.74 per job. For that kind of money I could have guaranteed 10,964 people a US national median income AND medical benefits (average for a family of four) for five years (with an operating budget of $1 million a year, and of course a personal salary of $1 million/year for that period*). The breakdown:

Jobs Created 10,964
Median Household Income $ 44,389
Average HC Costs/yr $ 13,400
Per-family $ 57,789
Per family, Five years $ 288,945
Total Amount $ 3,167,992,980
Admin Costs (5 yr) $ 5,000,000
My compensation (5 yr) $ 5,000,000
Adjusted cost $ 3,177,992,980
Savings $ 246,436

I even saved the government money! That makes me fiscally prudent and everything.

Moe Lane

*I’ll take care of my own health care, thanks. And if you’re wondering about who does the paperwork… well, I just hired almost 11,000 people to not actually do anything, didn’t I? They can draw straws.

Crossposted to Moe Lane.

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Colorado numbers are a lie.

NightTwister Monday, November 16th at 9:44PM EST (link)

Most of the jobs were for call center that was temporary. Those jobs are already gone (since August).

Wasn’t it Obama himself that was claiming when unemployment was around 5.5% that many of the jobs were temporary and low-paying and he was going to change that?

he did

jackhammer Tuesday, November 17th at 6:26AM EST (link)

they aren’t temporary anymore, they are non existent.

 
 

Oh, you mean we were supposed to amputate your other leg...

6eorge Jetson Monday, November 16th at 9:53PM EST (link)

Sorry…you’ll have to excuse our inaccuracies. It just goes with the territory.

Wow...the Obama administration is so inept...

6eorge Jetson Monday, November 16th at 10:04PM EST (link)

((How inept is it???))

The Obama administration is so inept that it spends lots of money buying the votes of non-existent districts, Kowalsk.i

 
 

Hey Moe!

makemyday Monday, November 16th at 9:53PM EST (link)

Right under the web page header is the following:

“related to Recovery Act spending and allows for the reporting of potential fraud, waste, and abuse.”

Maybe we should flood the site with reports of fraud??????

When all else fails…….. Shoot!

“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.” –American author Mark Twain (1835-1910)

“We should never despair, our Situation before has been unpromising and has changed for the better, so I trust, it will again. If new difficulties arise, we must only put forth new Exertions and proportion our Efforts to the exigency of the times.” –George Washington, letter to Philip Schuyler, 1777

 

According to this site there are so many congressional districts in this country that the health-care vote in the House should be invalidated due to the chamber's failure to reach a quorum.

Third Street Monday, November 16th at 10:02PM EST (link)

I looked up Louisiana and was pleased to see that the 8th Congressional District recorded 304.8 jobs created or saved. It wasn’t the best-performing district in the state but it still got better numbers than the 4th District, which is a big morale-booster for the people of the 8th since their district hasn’t actually existed since 1990.

The 22nd and 45th Districts are still having a rough go of it, though…

5! nt

smagar Monday, November 16th at 10:51PM EST (link)

“Who will stand/On either hand/And guard this bridge with me?” (Macaulay)

 
 

I do hope Texas gets 93 Electoral College votes in 2012

Crowe Monday, November 16th at 10:08PM EST (link)

’cause Obama’s White House thinks Texas has 91 Congressional districts.

“We sleep soundly in our beds only because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence upon those who would do us harm Dear Leader Obama gives us leave to do so.”

Excellent!

Third Street Monday, November 16th at 10:13PM EST (link)

Looks like The Land of Cheese and Beer will get 57 votes.

roscopico Monday, November 16th at 10:23PM EST (link)

Can’t wait to share my screencap. Why do the libs think the gummint can get ANYTHING right?

Im Himmel gibt’s kein Bier…

 

Is it because...

lurker9876 Monday, November 16th at 10:42PM EST (link)

Texas has seen an increase in its population since Obama won the election last year?

Hopefully, most of the newcomers to Texas are conservative!

 
 

If I were you...

bs Monday, November 16th at 10:10PM EST (link)

I’d immediately declare my candidacy for the 33rd CD. You could claim credit for bringing millions of recovery dollars to your district and be a hero.

Decorum is fo’ suckas

 

Looking up Michigan...

mikefisk Monday, November 16th at 10:14PM EST (link)

…while a handful of garbage districts were listed (like the 83rd… seriously?), most of them didn’t “save or create” any jobs, and didn’t get much money.

However, about 40% of the money the entire state got, and about five times more than any other district, went to one single district… the 8th, which includes Lansing.

Sounds like we’ve stimulated government and not much else here.

“Once within the maw of Leviathan, degree of digestion is irrelevant.” - Michael Fisk

7.88, -1.97

as, of course, all it was ever really intended to do

JLenardDetroit Monday, November 16th at 10:18PM EST (link)

Help firm up DEMOCRATS by providing slush fund handouts. No matter how many handouts ObamaBinBiden attempts to feed our Canadian (literally) Socialist (also literally) Governor Granholm she would never get the Budget under control.

(RS:Help) (JLD) (Hollyweird) (Brain-deads) (SPIN-cycle) (Obamaocare) (Party of kNOw) (Conservatism) (TEApeats) (respectful) (Reco) (Quotes) (removeRINOs.com) (RSmas)
+ 0bama Lies & your Bank acct will Die! (4/15 Truthers)
+ Heil “O” Hell No Obamao is NOT MY PRESIDENT! “No U won’t”
+ I want “O” to FAIL (here, here, & whole Diary (Ofail) here, is why)
The first Liberal was Satan” - a Rush caller (other Quotes)

 

The 8th

makemyday Monday, November 16th at 10:19PM EST (link)

That would be Gary Peters the freshman democrat that took over from long time Republican Congressman Joe Knollenburg last election.

When all else fails…….. Shoot!

“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.” –American author Mark Twain (1835-1910)

“We should never despair, our Situation before has been unpromising and has changed for the better, so I trust, it will again. If new difficulties arise, we must only put forth new Exertions and proportion our Efforts to the exigency of the times.” –George Washington, letter to Philip Schuyler, 1777

Gary Peters is the 9th

mikefisk Monday, November 16th at 10:23PM EST (link)

The 8th is Mike Rogers, a Republican who has served since 2001.

“Once within the maw of Leviathan, degree of digestion is irrelevant.” - Michael Fisk

7.88, -1.97

You are correct!

makemyday Monday, November 16th at 10:31PM EST (link)

You get the high score in civics class tonight!

To answer who got the money:

Top 5 recipients

TRANSPORTATION, MICHIGAN DEPARTMENT OF $566,885,444
Department of Education Michigan $508,725,345
EXECUTIVE OFFICE OF THE STATE OF MICHIGAN $289,769,140
ENERGY, LABOR AND ECONOMIC GROWTH, MICHIGAN DEPARTMENT OF $266,301,829
FORD MOTOR COMPANY $260,923,120

When all else fails…….. Shoot!

“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.” –American author Mark Twain (1835-1910)

“We should never despair, our Situation before has been unpromising and has changed for the better, so I trust, it will again. If new difficulties arise, we must only put forth new Exertions and proportion our Efforts to the exigency of the times.” –George Washington, letter to Philip Schuyler, 1777

it's all about covering for the D-Governor (nt)

JLenardDetroit Tuesday, November 17th at 1:02AM EST (link)

(RS:Help) (JLD) (Hollyweird) (Brain-deads) (SPIN-cycle) (Obamaocare) (Party of kNOw) (Conservatism) (TEApeats) (respectful) (Reco) (Quotes) (removeRINOs.com) (RSmas)
+ 0bama Lies & your Bank acct will Die! (4/15 Truthers)
+ Heil “O” Hell No Obamao is NOT MY PRESIDENT! “No U won’t”
+ I want “O” to FAIL (here, here, & whole Diary (Ofail) here, is why)
The first Liberal was Satan” - a Rush caller (other Quotes)

 
 
 
 
 

what the heck

hoosierdad Monday, November 16th at 10:28PM EST (link)

People should start calling their local TV news outlets / “Problem Solvers” segments and have them raise a stink about this. I just checked out Indiana’s information, and after our *9* actual congressional districts, we also apparently had nearly $5,000,000 awarded to the 10th, 11th, 14th, 18th, and 00th districts.

Apparently, districts 12, 13, 15, 16, and 17 got nothing.

And who lives in these imaginary districts?

Is that where the illegial aliens live??

http://www.recovery.gov/Pages/TextView.aspx?data=stateSummaryAllCD&statecode=IN

 

$7,401,673 for zero jobs

Fla Mom Monday, November 16th at 10:32PM EST (link)

in my economically depressed zip code in north-central Florida (red). Way to go!

Interestingly, my congressional district gets the lion’s share of all Florida expenditures, but…it all went to Tallahassee (blue).

Typical government program. It’s always about using the force of law to take money from people so it can be used to buy votes for the incumbent.

Fla Mom

 

Moe let us get a breakdown of data for all 57 states?

antisocial Monday, November 16th at 11:56PM EST (link)

If we can’t get for all let us approach WH for explanation of states missing the data.

No you can’t - Moe Lane
——————————
The Emperor has no clothes!!!
——————————
Republicans who lost the Crap-and-Raid fight in the House -
Mary Bomo Mac (CA-45)
Mike Castle (DE)
Mark Kirk (IL-10)
Frank A. LoBiondo (NJ-02)
Chris Smith (NJ-04)
Leonard Lance (NJ-07)
John M. McHugh (NY-23)
Dave Reichert (WA-08)

 

Top # of Jobs created: 0??

redtillimdead Tuesday, November 17th at 12:11AM EST (link)

70121 0 $117,936,547
So, in LA Zip Code 70121, they spent 118 million of OUR money to create ZERO jobs??
Coincidence? Louisiana’s most Republican district (LA01, PVI of R+26) received the least amount of money. Also, since when does LA have 45 districts?
http://www.recovery.gov/Transparency/StateSummaries/Pages/statesummary.aspx?StateCode=LA
http://www.recovery.gov/Pages/TextView.aspx?data=stateSummaryAllCD&statecode=LA –:Look at all the ZEROS

Nancy Pelosi can kiss my asstroturf.

 

Well, Moe you know it's hard to find good help these days.

The_Gadfly Tuesday, November 17th at 12:14AM EST (link)

The guy programming the database thought he was supposed to be putting in the number of States instead of districts and he’s dyslexic to boot. These sorts of things are bound to happen from time to time.

Not buying that?

Me either.

Hope you get the job creating grant. Can I be your first employee? I’ll even volunteer to do the paperwork so the other employees don’t have to draw straws.

We’ve been called racists enough now that it shouldn’t bother us any more.

-AChance, http://www.redstate.com/moe_lane/2009/11/03/what-men-may-do-we-have-done/#comment-24463

If NY23 was a beat down for Conservatives, what do you call what happened to Progressives in NJ and VA?

inspired by ColdWarrior, http://www.redstate.com/hooah_mac/2009/11/04/ny-23-the-agony-of-defeat-not-so-much/#comment-156

They still haven't gotten back to me...

Moe Lane Tuesday, November 17th at 12:36AM EST (link)

…on my “Buy everybody in Virginia a six-pack of local beer” stimulus proposal.

http://moelane.com/2009/02/11/hey-virginias-taking-debt-bill-suggestions/

Tanjit, I *researched* that one. On the Internet, and everything.

Um, I'm only 8 miles from the state line.

TNJim Tuesday, November 17th at 12:40AM EST (link)

Is that close enough to get in on that? I’ll even wait in Weber City. :)

“No. You can’t” -Moe Lane

 
 

Sheesh...Cut the programmer a break, what do you expect for 92 million?

rcov092 Tuesday, November 17th at 1:39AM EST (link)

n/t

“Not One Red Dime for the NRSC or NRCC till they stop trying to elect liberals”

 
 

actually checking how the money is spent

hickorystick Tuesday, November 17th at 12:26AM EST (link)

I went on to Recovery.Gov and looked up loans gaurenteed through the Federal Government (SBA probably). The reason stated for giving these loans is that they couldn’t get credit through private financing. I crosschecked them through the Secretary of State’s Website for date of incorporation. I found five very quickly that had incorporated in the second quarter this year. These businesses are the type that are likely to do oh so well in a recession, such as dog washing ($128,000) turf installation ($120,000) *&* Enterprise ($602,000 incorporated 05/01/2009). Nothing against start-ups, but having the taxpayers gaurantee re-payment of loans to banks, based on unproven business plans, is not right.

Dude ...

joayn Tuesday, November 17th at 12:36AM EST (link)

I’m impressed.

 
 

No wonder California's in trouble ...

joayn Tuesday, November 17th at 12:34AM EST (link)

why, I thought we only had 53 congressional districts, but according to Obama’s figures, we have 101! And the 101st is just listed as “congressional district” - no actual number so I am assuming …

That means that there are 48 districts out there somewhere WHO ARE SECRETLY SPENDING MONEY ON SOME KIND OF JOB-MAKING SHENANIGANS.

The 48 new districts, saved or imagined, are amnestry districts. Ya think?

We annexed Mexico when you weren't looking lol nt

scarlos Tuesday, November 17th at 2:20AM EST (link)

How can anyone be surprised when an ideology that regards wealth as a cardinal sin cannot produce it?

A liberal is a person who thinks there is no problem that cannot be solved by consolidating more power in their own hands

 
 

As I said on the ML.com version

Neil Stevens Tuesday, November 17th at 12:49AM EST (link)

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

Want to run for conservatives? Give.
There Is No Crisis

Is this a Star Trek reference?

FortitudineVincimus Tuesday, November 17th at 1:11AM EST (link)

If this is a reference to that great Star Trek episode, I’m seriously impressed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_eSwq1ewsU

Ding (nt)

Neil Stevens Tuesday, November 17th at 1:12AM EST (link)

Want to run for conservatives? Give.
There Is No Crisis

 

Trek

mustango Tuesday, November 17th at 11:35AM EST (link)

Of course that bit from the Star Trek episode was lifted from 1984, but hey, Patrick Stewart as a less tragic version of Winston Smith isn’t a bad thing.

 

And in song version...

mschmitt Tuesday, November 17th at 11:46AM EST (link)
 

Webmaster of Recovery.gov:

Third Street Tuesday, November 17th at 1:32AM EST (link)
 

New Hampshire's numbers are funny

8r1k Tuesday, November 17th at 1:09AM EST (link)

There were more jobs created in the fictional 00 district than in the actual, existent 1st and 2nd congressional districts. Check it out:
http://www.recovery.gov/Pages/TextView.aspx?data=stateSummaryAllCD&statecode=NH

 

Checked out top 5 districts in CA ...

joayn Tuesday, November 17th at 1:18AM EST (link)

Dana Rohrbacher’s (R) 46th district from Rancho Palos Verdes to Huntingon Beach, jobs created: 180 for $ 708,367,394. Wow, need to move there.

Top district was Doris Matsui (D), 5th district in metro Sacramento. Jobs created: 94,840.9 for $3,719,701,156. Probably all government jobs. Seriously.

Middle district was Barbara Lee’s (D) 9th district, from Berkley to Castro Valley, jobs created: 1,087.1 for $1,641,914,379. Colleges and government jobs. Probably.

Top recipients were all colleges and government agencies. Very sick and very sad.

 

I see alink at the top of the recovery.gov website to repost Fraud Waste and Abuse.

rcov092 Tuesday, November 17th at 1:42AM EST (link)

we must report recovery.gov! for

Fraud in “creating or saving jobs”.
Waste in wasting time and electrons to publish this garbage online.
Abuse for treating us ans if we are stupid.

“Not One Red Dime for the NRSC or NRCC till they stop trying to elect liberals”

 

I thought I'd be a swell guy and...

buzzyboop Tuesday, November 17th at 8:42AM EST (link)

give the dim-witted Øbamatrons a pass thinking that they possibly meant Maryland State Legislative districts.

Nope, there are only 47 of those:
http://www.msa.md.gov/msa/mdmanual/07leg/dist/html/2002.html

Cheers, Frank

 

Ohio's been cheated

gunnerbs Tuesday, November 17th at 8:58AM EST (link)

They list up to 99 districts, and we only have 18 representatives in the House. That’s what’s been wrong–we’re under-represented!

Come to think of it, they’re going to need a bigger building for the House if every state is missing Reps. That translates into construction jobs–bingo! Instant stimulus! And they can say they created all those jobs as Representatives, too.

Now, what to do about the Senate…

I start with the premise that NO ONE has a right to my Life, Liberty, or Property. Beyond that I’m open to discussion.
———————————
When you send a contribution to the candidate you support, send a copy of the check, or at least a note to his or her opponent, telling them why your money didn’t go there!

 

Did they get any of the states right?

shaitra Tuesday, November 17th at 9:21AM EST (link)

My state shows fictional districts as well.

 

The answer is simple and we knew it all along

Hooah_Mac Tuesday, November 17th at 9:29AM EST (link)

They are making stuff up. The expectation of the Obama White House is that they will not be called on it, and by and large they will be right. That is why blogs, tea parties and similar activism is so important.

It is notable that statists usually assert power over the media as early as possible in their reigns. Unfortunately for us, the media was already in the pocket of the current statist when he took power.

“You can call yourself a Republican, but if you’ve lost the support of Fred Thompson, you are an unholy thing that will be destroyed by a rain of fire.” -IMAO

 

Frank Beckman just reported on his radio show that

gekster Tuesday, November 17th at 10:22AM EST (link)

we have eight invisible districts that recieved $105 million.
They must be under water in the lakes.

A political party cannot be all things to all people.
It must represent certain fundamental beliefs which must not be compromised to political expediency, or simply to swell its numbers.
Ronald Reagan

Every deer hunter in Michigan still likes to take a shot at a squirrel, rabbit, or even a troll every now and then.

kowalski: in Michigan<nt>

gekster Tuesday, November 17th at 10:23AM EST (link)

A political party cannot be all things to all people.
It must represent certain fundamental beliefs which must not be compromised to political expediency, or simply to swell its numbers.
Ronald Reagan

Every deer hunter in Michigan still likes to take a shot at a squirrel, rabbit, or even a troll every now and then.

 
 

According to Recovery.gov, Kansas

RJD Tuesday, November 17th at 11:23AM EST (link)

(grew up in Kansas, but reside in South Florida) has 14 districts ranging from 1 to 99. But, the maps I’ve seen only have four (districts 1, 2 3 and 4 represented by congressional seats) delineated.
Depending on the source, Kansas should have 8 districts and four congressional seats.

Maybe the Obama Administration is already factoring in redistricting? *chuckle*

 

State congressional districts perhaps?

mustango Tuesday, November 17th at 11:44AM EST (link)

I had a thought that some of those were intended to reflect state House districts. Of course, the Maryland example makes it clear that even if that’s the case they’re quite inconsistent about it. But not to worry, they’ll figure out how to blame Republicans for it, just like with other wonderful examples of record keeping tools such as the Katrina debit cards and the Florida butterfly ballots.

 

Virginia's numbers are screwed up as well

monstermom Tuesday, November 17th at 4:45PM EST (link)

Just with a brief glance, two zip codes are listed as being in Virginia and receiving more than 1 million each, but the zip codes aren’t actually in Virginia.

Zip code 37738, from Gatlinburg TN is listed as being in Virginia and receiving 1.158 million. Zip code 02190, from South Weymouth MA is also listed as part of Virginia and receiving 1.071 million.

Virginia has 11 congressional districts. It has had 11 since the late 1800’s. Yet Recovery.gov lists the following districts which don’t exist with cash received and jobs created:
- 12th, 5 jobs created
- 00th, 2.5 jobs created
- 36th, 10 jobs created
- 26th, 5.6 jobs created
- 79th, 7 jobs created
- 13th, 3 jobs created
- 21st, 1 job created.

Recovery.gov also lists the following fake districts as part of Virginia and receiving cash with no jobs created:
- 17th
- 51st
- 98th
- 25th
- 29th.

It would be wonderful if Virginia has 98 very red districts, but we only have 11. We’ve had 11 for more than 100 years.

 

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