This is, of course, a parody of Barack Obama's actual remarks about Terry McAuliffe. You can tell because surely Barack Obama would not be stupid enough to praise Obamacare - and McAuliffe's intention to actually drag the state further into its clutches - two days before the Virginia gubernatorial election. There are limits to idiocy.
There have to be.
Anyway, a taste:
I’m here today because Terry has always had my back — alright maybe not in 2008 — but ever since then. He’s been a vocal supporter for our legislative priorities, especially the Affordable Care Act. Terry even wanted the public option and was just as disappointed as I was when that didn’t work out.
You all know that Republicans like Ken Cuccinelli are doing everything possible to stop the law. They are grossly misleading the public, saying I wasn’t honest with you all when I said if you like your healthcare plan, you can keep it. Can you believe that? Sure I said that — but you all know what I meant! I meant most of you all! It’s not like I prefaced it with "read my lips" or anything.
Moe Lane (crosspost)