BREAKING: TOTUS ONE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED.

By: Moe Lane (Diary)  |  October 18th at 08:16 AM  | 

I REPEAT: TOTUS ONE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED. A truck carrying President Obama’s podium, teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen in Richmond, Va., a local news outlet reports. Sources tell WWBT/NBC12 that around $200,000 of presidential equipment was stolen from a Richmond Marriott hotel location in advance of Wednesday’s presidential visit to Chesterfield, Va. President Obama had no comment.

VPOTUS mocks POTUS for overuse of TOTUS.

By: Moe Lane (Diary)  |  May 27th at 02:14 PM  | 

As part of the speech to the Air Force Academy: Then, not content to leave without a jaunty ad lib, Biden noted that heavy winds were gusting through the ceremonies. One of his two teleprompters had toppled over. Alluding to the jokes of Obama’s reliance on the speech-facilitators, Biden added, “What I am going to tell the president when I tell him his teleprompter is | Read More »