My nephew calls Model T’s old-timey cars. It’s also a good description for Americans who go to church and know who Henry Ford was.

Old-timeys believe in liberty, hard work, honest accounting, small government, strong defense, charity for the needy, and solid American traditions.

They believe in God’s positive teachings, and think men like Jimmy Stewart set standards for great acting skills.

They believe that fine art is more than what’s in a beholder’s roving eye.

They despise tyranny and tyrants, and quickly identify both.

They know that white trash is no different that black garbage. Both stink and both are supposed to be buried right away.

Americans who are not old-timey, a large and growing number, would like to ride us off the road.

Like the cars, old-timey Americans have different values and come in different colors, including Ford’s favorite black. Most run well enough and clean up fine. They’re fueled by certain principles, without which they crash. 

My brother-in-law, a lapsed Catholic, once declared that the Bible contained everything we need to know about how to live well.

If that’s a principle lapsed has learned, it sounds like real progress. 

Not the kind of progress today’s unprincipled BLUES want you to make, where you get to scrape, bow, and break under their secular authority…where they make the rules, we follow them, and they have different rules for themselves.

Not the kind of progress where lies trump truths daily and in our face.

Not the kind of progress today’s BLUES cower behind, where people who are scooters, pretend to be Cadillacs.

Where males named Wright, Jealous, Frank, Dodd, Farrakhan, Gore, Edwards and Rangel do what peacocks always do, no matter what their color, of course:

Puff up, prevaricate, shout, don titles, robes, loud ties and floppy foulards. 

They aim for as much power, money and publicity as possible, God’s minimalist teachings be damned. 

Most of them have crippling father issues, and it shows every time. They are bomabastic, often hateful, extremely insecure males, who crave power, and will do or say anything to feel like BigShots.

Some of them are so absurd, you feel you’re watching a play, until you realize it’s your Government in action.

Now that more female peacocks are in the mix, we’re assured they can be worse than males.

You’d think Americans had seen enough movies to spot these phonies fast, and vote accordingly. Yet half of us still haven’t made that much progress.

Some, who once knew better, keep changing their minds about what is right and what’s wrong, about what works and who does not.

But old-timey black females know a lot about male peacocks, as much or more than most white mamas. 

They know what works and who doesn’t. They know these putative ”BigShots” aren’t real men, just males with issues. 

I was lucky enough to be raised by such a female. Not a black woman like Michelle Obama or Whoopi Goldberg, but a black lady like Marian Anderson.

This lady had more white blood than Barack Obama, faced and conquered troubles he’ll never know.  She made Shirley Sherrod look like Marie Antoinette.

This lady simply loved God, Jesus Christ, America, and Ray Charles. She lived her faith and had more common sense in her little finger than Obama has in his family tree.

Her adversities added to the strong old-timey character she inherited from her ancestors, both black and white. She was wise, loving, fun, and I never heard her complain about anything but black, white, and brown snakes. 

She was embarrassed when her blighted black husband went on benders, as she continued to do the right thing, because her favorite book told her so.

Like this great lady and most TeaPartyPatriots, many of us are born old-timey. Others have to be carefully taught. 

The good news is you don’t have to be old to be old-timey. You just have to be grounded by a loving God, and fueled by common sense. If not, you crash, along with everyone else on what once was a highway.

First, if you don’t think bankruptcy is dangerous, you might as well stop reading.

Second, for the knee-jerk-criticals out there: No, I’m not a campaign “troll.” I’m just a regular American citizen who cares about solvency in all states that add up to united.  

Since we still are, tomorrow’s a reeeeally big day in California. But you wouldn’t know it if you watch FOX News. 

Still, once upon a time at FOX, one top numbers-man allowed another to speak his brilliant mind about America’s largest bankrupt state.

Months ago, Neil Cavuto interviewed honest Tom Campbell, the only California Senate Primary Candidate reliably polled to beat the destructive Liberal Democrat, Barbara Boxer….by 7 points, no less!

Cavuto alone lived up to Bill O’Reilly increasingly hollow declaration, “we’re looking out for you.”

Otherwise, we can blame FOX for not trying.

We can blame FOX for not reporting, so we could decide how..or whether…to help a major bankrupt state out of the hole Liberal Democrats most definitely dug.  And continue to dig.

We can blame FOX for failing to educate its audience about how to right one of America’s most important states, in a nation where few think bankruptcy is cool.

Apparently deciding one sunshine state sufficed, Chris Wallace chose Florida, Rubio and Crist to spotlight on his FoxNewsSunday.

Glenn Beck also picked his poison.  He once held court with Chuck Devore and Carly Fiorina, interviewing only 2 of the 3 California Senate Republican primary candidates. Beck deliberately snubbed the 3rd. 

The man Beck refused to invite on his show was Tom Campbell, the only  candidate of the 3 who can accomplish the putative goal of ending its bankrupt Liberal policies. 

Why did Beck do this?

Was it because Campbell’s father was a close friend of FDR, a stellar Illinois judge, a giant among men, women, and Democrats, in the days when some had their heads on straight? And Beck has a fierce, out-of context animus towards such old-timey Democrats?

In any case, shame on Glenn Beck for not letting us decide.

Sure, Campbell has superficial strikes against him: he’s only a serious grown-up who knows how to get things done well. He’s not another California peacock, or a ”let-go-put-upon” feminist who blows with the wind and Bloombergs her way into power. He’s not a Conservative to be tarred & feathered in this LeftLiberal state.

Honest Tom’s only a staid, brilliant Stanford professor from “the bankrupt state,” a student of boring old Milton Friedman who knows how to add and subtract exceedingly well. 

In many ways, Campbell’s the California version of Romney. He knows how to swing in the Liberal Jungle and bring out the most people alive. 

Even the Liberal LA Times declared that Campbell’s the only primary candidate who can beat California’s foolish spendthrift, Barbara Boxer. 

But how can inquiring minds decide if FOX does not report? The answer is, they can’t. 

By not reporting news to help us decide, FOX is allowing candidates with personal fortunes to flood us with the equivalent of SuperBowl ads for Bud Lite. In this way, FOX, the “fair & balanced” news media many of us came to know and love, has helped subvert the democratic process. They are deciding, not us.

If this sound familiar, you’re getting warm.   

Perhaps FOX concluded California’s “hopes for change” might as well be ignored, since it’s already gone bust. But FOX is not alone in its thinking. 

According to most recent polls, it matters not at all to most Californians, that among the 3 Republican candidates running for Senate, only one can beat Barbara Boxer, another reckless Liberal Democrat who, like Obama, has thrown gasoline on America’s fire.

Worst among these California voters are the Republicans and many people  who call themselves TeaPartyPatriots. They’re the ones who should know better and do not.

These citizens rail relentlessly about the destructive policies of Liberal Democrats. They are capable of thinking clearly enough to see that America’s house is on fire. Yet, when they have the chance to help put it out, they insist on voting their way in the primary, permitting the Democrat to win the general election.

Most deliberately reject the rare person who can put out California fires, or at least quell them to ember-stage. This is not just dumb, it is madness. 

When our country’s on fire, everyone who doesn’t want to burn-up, carries water and pours it on. One wonders what it takes when the bankruptcy bomb is not enough.

But I shouldn’t be surprised. Chiefly due to culture-rot, today’s Californians are known for voting for “Paris Hilton” when they need “Jimmy Stewart.” And the majority of Americans knee-jerked this same way in our last presidential race.

The tragedy is, many of those thoughtless voters still think politics means “never having to say you’re sorry,” as America burns and the rest of us with her.

AEI‘s president, Arthur C. Brooks, is a lot more than a bright happy warrior for freedom’s cause. He’s very skilled in at least 2 other ways: he understands America’s enemies and he plays the French horn.

In his lastest book, the good doctor calls America’s ”new race” between Free Enterprise fans and BigGovernment fans, The Battle. 

With all respect, and in this case, it’s most certainly due, this is war.

America’s TeaPartyPatriots are fighting in Dr. Brooks’ battle and for his side. But for several years, most have believed that America’s engaged in a civil war between REDS and BLUES… respectively, between people who favor our Founding Princples, as refined and improved by Abraham Lincoln, 

AS OPPOSED TO

people who favor social democrat and/or tyrannical policies, popular in countries our ancestors came to America and founded a new nation, to escape.  

Still, unlike our first, few shots have been fired in this civil war, so it doesn’t hurt to think of it as a horse race.

Everybody knows about the last big race in 2008. Over half the nation bet on BLUE and won.

(By coincidence, divine or otherwise, the 2009 racehorse that won the first jewel of the America’s Triple Crown, was BigBrown. )

Those voters bet on the color of Hope, its silks and styles.

They bet on Change, the surreptitious jockey astride BigGovernment Control.

They put their money on Snakeoil, a trainer with deep allegiances to the tenets of Muslim patriarch-power and Leftist revolutions, unloving “faiths” which are antithetical to those of America’s Founders…which are opposite any faith held by Abraham Lincoln, the greatest of all presidents, who refined and enshrined America’s founding principles.

They bet on Liberal immigration policies, where people not rooted in America’s Founding Principles, illegally flood our country, multiply, entrench, and cast the Liberal Democrat die. 

They booked on the absolute unreality that over time, disconnected immigrants would not have children and, by voting for bankrupt Liberal and/or anti-Constitutional policies, destroy the America of Abraham, Frederick, Harriet, Martin, John, and Ron.

They voted for another American president who cannot grasp the existential folly of constructing places of worship for a faith inimical to our Founders, our Lincoln, our Constitution, our beloved country.

They bet on a man with deliberate, systematic intentions to sabotage America’s financial system without stepping on a plane. As anyone with a wallet and a functional brain can see, he has succeeded.

By now, millions of Americans realize they bet foolishly and wrong, in an extraordinarily reckless gamble that put America on the edge of destruction.   

But most still don’t realize that the horse they bet on was never a horse, of course.

Barack Obama, and other Liberals like him, are donkeys, asses who get the rest of us killed. You cannot lead them to potable water, and you can’t make them drink.

To avoid the destruction of our beloved country, and for all of those who don’t love and cherish American pie, let them eat and drink elsewhere. And leave us in peace.

You’ll never hear it on CNN, but today’s REDS are known for being logical. Crazy as it sounds, Conservatives and Republicans still believe 10 + 2 = 12. 

TeaPartyPatriots have another name for this high-falutin’ logic. Most of us are so common, we call it common sense.   

On the other side, Liberal BLUE synonyms for RED logic range from dishonesty and cruelty, to lunacy.

Somewhere in the middle of synonyms lies the state of California. 

RedStateReaders know its Republican Primary’s in June. Thanks also to Fox News, Rasmussen, Liberty Leaders, TeaPartyPatriots, et al, more Americans are tuning in to elections across our beloved country, while it still belongs to us.

We have viewed the face of tyranny in America and loathe what we see. 

Our ancestors didn’t have to tell us about this terrifying face. It looks familiar, and 50% of Americans are still smart enough to be afraid.  

Of course we have more to fear than fear itself. Common sense tells us so.  

Which brings us to something else you won’t hear on CNN:

Most California Republicans, TeaPartyPatriots, many Independents, and some Democrats, now share the “bipartisan” goal of defeating Barbara  Boxer, CA’s 3rd Prima Donna and Liberal Tyrantessa.

But how many of these California voters are using the kind of logic that will ensure their desired goal?

How many will have the strength of character to control their conservative pride and prejudice, and to vote for the man assured of achieving their unified aim of defeating the ruinous Liberal, Barbara Boxer?

So far, according to the most respected California polls, the only June 8  primary candidate who can do this is Tom Campbell, Republican candidate for US Senate. 

If TeaPartyPatriots were as smart about California as they’ve been about other states, they’d table their obsession with the charming Conservative, Chuck DeVore.

He seems a good guy, an honest, deserving Conservative whose time will come, but only after a leader like Tom Campbell clears the path.

IfTeaPartyPatriots want to be wise about the BigPicture in California, they’ll throw their support to Campbell and allow him to do what growing numbers of Californians want:

A) First, to defeat Carly Fiorina, a dishonest woman who has demonstrated her lack of integrity, clearly revealing her bad Business/Politics-As-Usual instincts. 

B) Second, to ”arlenize” Barbara Boxer and put California back on the leadership map of solvent, respected American states.

Sure, Massachusetts had its history-making miracle. But common sense, demographers, and  historians confirm that, in a boatload of ways, CA and MA are worlds apart.

In any case, if voters listen up and vote right, Tom Campbell offers California a miracle of its own.

And how about this for a quaint notion, enacted only by a rare, true American patriot: If Chuck DeVore truly cared about California and America more than himself, he would drop out of this Senate race and join forces with Tom Campbell. He’d have everything to gain, just not now.  

A Republican like Tom Campbell is the ace pilot for California’s Emergency Rescue Mission. At a time when the state is bankrupt, common sense tells us we sure can use a brilliant NumbersMan. Even if he is a moderate, a pre-requisite for victory in a state like California. 

Tom Campbell is that person, the necessary middleman with Class A integrity, who knows how to organize the territory and deal with the enemy.

You have to ease into a diverse land like California. With its wild, crazy and now bankrupt side, California’s not yet ready for a pure Conservative Senator…it still feels too much like overnight. 

Put another way: Ellen Degeneres will never take an immediate shine to Harriet Nelson or anyone like her. But she’ll have a better chance of coming around, if the right middleman makes the right introduction.

Tom Campbell is to California, like Mitt Romney is to America. Brilliant men who come in, repair the damage, and reset the stage for a successful, long-running play.  If America wakes up, thinks straight, and votes right.

Like America, California needs to elect an honest, strong, wise NumbersMan, with a proven track record of getting business done responsibly, effectively, and well….the first step towards increased employment and American prosperity.

Like Mitt Romney with America, Tom Campbell offers California its sorely needed Marshall Plan, and can deliver it. 

If California Conservatives andTeaPartyPatriots think carefully and hard, they will realize that Chuck DeVore’s time will come. Stubbornly insisting that time is now brings out the worst in them, defying their good logic and common sense. 

Determined to have it their way or else, these “Highway Conservatives” can unwittingly spite America’s face. It’s how they’ve lost our elections and their noses.

Now both terrifying and ironic, California’s state maxim was once a source of pride: ”As California Goes, So Goes the Nation.” Few envisioned the shame of ”going” to such abject failure and defeat.

California’s Chuck DeVore (and on a national scale, Ron Paul) represent the political equivalent of ”buzz cuts,” fine in some states, but not in all.

CaliforniaTeaParty insistence on these razor cuts will result in their undoing and ours. What works in Florida, Massachusetts, and Kentucky will not work everywhere, and it was rarely intended to.

Love that buzz all you want, but in politics, it’s better to have a good haircut than no hair at all.

If you’ve forgotten what MADMEN look like, tune into amctv.com or visit Capitol Hill.

You’ll see frightening examples of 1960′s MADMEN, on AMC TV’s award-winning series.

You’ll find their terrifying 2010 counterparts in the US Congress, among the crazed, cowardly Democrats voting to bankrupt America.

At this writing, 216 Congressional Demcrats and the requisite number of Democrat Senators, are BlueRibbon winners of contempt, scorn, and anger from the majority of American people.

Over 50% of Americans have concluded these MADMEN are in fact, losers.

Like so many AdMen, plenty of today’s DEMs have lost their families, their nerve, and all sense of decency. Unlike them, all supporters of ObamaCare will lose their jobs.

Anyone who has watched the brilliant TV series knows that some of its women also have special forms of madness. Much of their undoing results from years of acting as ”cheeseburgers” for all those hungry men. 

Along the way to being more than burgers, many women became much less. Since the 1970′s, part of America welcomed a new group who made MADMEN look tame.

Then, in 2006, the US House got its first Queen, Nancy Pelosi, a pompous, tyrannical female who speaks for MADMEN, not the majority of US.

Wherever they exist, MADMEN & WOMEN are locomotives without brakes. They crash and explode, doing what their reckless egos,  hormones and chemistry insist they must: nail the account at all costs.

This is war, and all Americans not yet mad, will win it.

Thank God for Shakespeare. No matter the day, his words have power to pop out and save it. Pick your play any day, you’ll find words as relevant as the word is is.

Unless you’re the devil in a pleasant shape, in which case you have no use for Shakespeare. Like the Bible, his complete works gather spores on your shelf, if they’re there at all.

Then again, you could be more like Iago, one of Shakespeare’s most insidious devils. You might tote the works like props and flout them at our peril. Pretending to be decent, you’d go around spreading poison, puffed up like an adder in odd headdresses.

Devilish as I am, common sense, courage, and honesty still matter to me. It’s the price I pay for being so retro. 

And when seeking Shakespearian salvation, I turn to tragedies, usually my favorite Hamlet.  

Like Proverbs and Psalms, Hamlet ‘s lessons leap towards me. The hero was so young, so fatherless, so confused. If he and his players don’t speak to all of us, they should…yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

Actually, today I’m sick to my stomach, yet there’s still a chance for me to get well. 

First, I thank the Lord I’m not yet terminally ill, like Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Sanford, Edwards, Spitzer, Boxer, Schumer, and Massa.

WIth the vote on ObamaCare hovering like a plague, I open my faded playbooks in search of a cure. Up pops Hamlet again.

Within seconds, I land on any old page in this brilliant tragedy. And there they are: phrases with laser-apps for all times. 

For good measure, and on the very same page, Shakespeare throws in a line about the devil’s power and ”pleasing shape.” If this isn’t divine, dramatic Providence, I don’t know what is. 

OK, so you don’t have to read Shakespeare to know that in 2008, the majority of Americans were ignorant and confounded enough to vote for  Barack Obama…when America was 18 again, voting with emotions, hormones, guilt, herd mentalities, and zero common sense.

You don’t have to know Hamlet to realize what happened over a year later: the majority of free Americans, even those who didn’t vote that way, are appalled by the volume of Obama’s vices.

You also don’t have to read Shakespeare to recognize man-made devils bent on sticking it to the masses. Call them evil, devil, Iago, Judas, Stalin, Hitler, Castro, whatever you choose. Whatever you call them-they thrive; we dive. 

Throughout history, on or off stage, in or out of worship, the good guys never behave like Obama, Pelosi and Co. In short order, or at long last, the bad guys have no decency. Eventually, someone calls them on it. 

Even Liberal voters care about jobs, food, shelter, and reforms that work. Even Liberals scorn DMV and US Post Offices. Even Liberals overspend, but at least most know it’s wrong and has to be stopped. 

Haven’t they seen enough tragedies to know that when tyrants get their way, all of us, not them, end up sick, suffering, subjugated, or dead before our time?

At long last, where are the decent Democrats willing to support Republicans in this timeless, classic understanding?

Or is every last one of them lost in Hamlet’s long lethal struggle “to vote” or “not to vote”?

Shakespeare blamed a lot on women and lawyers, and understood scorned males better than most Americans.

But you don’t have to be a genius to know that, not counting Nancy Pelosi, no one’s more furious about the looming Death of Obamacare than its namesake, Barack Obama himself.

Even if Obama and his bamboozled band of Liberal DEMS pass their Witches’ Brew…Obamacare, its supporters, and all they symbolize, lose big in Pyrrhic Overtime.

We’ve already seen what happens when Obama’s thwarted: more lies, foolish speechifying, and phony props. 

Lately, as Obamacare rots, we’ve seen examples of Obama scorned, an intolerable state of being for him and others like him. 

Since the grins, lies, suits, and snow-jobs are no longer working, the only way to make himself look good is to cheat and bribe his way to victory, as if America wouldn’t notice or care.

Today, only 2 American psychiatrists comprehend essences inside the head of President Obama, a man tragically abandoned by his father and, at another critical time in life, by his misguided, self-centered mother. 

As for the rest of us, whether you think Obama’s suit is empty, light, or full, one thing is certain: he was ditched as a kid, and has known commonalities with other “Lost Boys.”

Chief among them are dishonesty, and a relentless, obsessive need to merit the admiration and attention denied during their “formative years.”

Black or white, most “Lost Boys” stop at nothing to plug the holes in their souls. When thwarted, they become exceedingly angry and reckless. One way or another, most crash and burn, usually in jail, with other wrecks whose fathers jumped the tracks.

But nevermind pesky proven stats, let’s just pretend O&CO are a football team that made it to the SuperBowl.  

Of course, rival teams trained like crazy through the year, and fought hard. 

Audiences everywhere awaited the apex of football excellence and entertainment: O&CO pitted against an underdog upstart team, TAP, aka, The American People.

Citizens salivated as they also looked forward to the World’s Most Excellent HalfTime Adventure, sponsored by Pepsi, Crunchies, and ZuckerLite.

Half of America rooted for O&CO‘s first major control sweep in football history.

Led by obnoxiously perky cheerleaders, the other half yelled for AFL League Champions, TAP.

At last the day arrived. The game was a real fist-pounder. Tied in the 4th Quarter, the SuperBowl teams played ferociously, their eyes on the prize.

Minute by minute, spectators held their breaths. Some got so tired of waiting for results, they went outside to smoke.

Then, suddenly, in the final seconds of the game, QB Obama held onto the ball and dove for the touchdown, winning the SuperBowl for him and his team!

A few hours later, half the world was stunned to learn that O&CO were disqualified for cheating: ref-bribing, sponsor-kickbacks, ticket-scalping, and hotdog-poisoning.

Vincent Lombardi’s SuperBowl Trophy was wrenched from O&CO and awarded to its rightful owners, TAP.

But for the 2 psychiatrists, everyone in America was shattered. They’d tuned in for an exciting game of fine professional football, and in a no-good, horrible, terrible, very bad experience, got dominoes instead.

Like predecessors Carter and Clinton, President Obama remained angry for the rest of his life. And the will to win took on new meaning in America.

Assuming she herself is a spider, what can Nancy Pelosi teach America about arachnids?

What prompted her to reference the SpiderSong to describe Health Care Service reform efforts?

Did her recent toddler adjectives reflect leadership skills, or covert longings for a different agenda?

Would SpeakerSpider secretly prefer a new waterspout, in the best nursery her California government can provide? A place where she can quote ditties al day long, and no one will think anything of it?  

At what point did Pelosi herself become a full-fledged spider? Was Nancy ever eency? How did she manage to keep climbing?

What made her decide to sit on a tuffet and turn into a tarantula? 

Can Pelosi tell us how her brain became a sticky web of wackery & deceit?

Besides sticking it to us, did she spin herself silly in her own tangled maze?

Is it hopeless to think any PrimaTarantula can change, well before she begins languishing?

Could SpeakerSpider ever go back to being Little Miss Nancy? An eecny, yet sincere spider?  A weensy, but decent arachnid?

Is it too late for her to learn anything at all from SpiderMan, an American hero with CenterRight Values? Can she ever become honorable like Spidey; radiant and unselfish, like Charlotte?

Besides those 2, are there any spiders left who believe in redemption, repentance, reformation? Or is this another reason God blessed us with rain?

Today’s Liberal DEMS don’t give a damn about the American People.

But frankly, that’s all they have in common with Rhett Butler. Not one Liberal Democrat on Capitol Hill is truly brave, practical, thrifty, or clear-headed. If they were, they would have voted smart and done the right thing…last year.

Wiser Americans like Mark Twain, knew plenty of politicians gave loose-lip service to the people they were elected to represent.  

But as regular, down-to-earthers, most TeaParty Independents were late to grasp the abject fullness of this fact. Appalled, and just plain stunned, they determined to take a huge stab at righting such deeply entrenched wrongs.

Judging from voting and viewing habits, 50% of Americans in the Information Age have little interest in learning facts at all. Even ”well-educated” citizens go along in a daze. They seem unconcerned about national security, that who leads determines how fast and whether America burns.

Had they lived in 19th century Atlanta, when Sherman stormed the city, they would have gone down in flames. We all know they lost the war.  

At least Captain Butler was clued-in early to what was happening. Besides saving his money, he fought like hell to escape a burning city, and did, lugging Scarlett & Co. with him.

Now in another back-to-future moment,  Wall-writing Experts predicted what would happen in 2008, when too many glazed Americans forgot about all levels of security: fiscal, ethical, social, national. Chiefly because they weren’t paying attention, America is burning away.

And it’s fast becoming axiomatic that Liberals get the rest of us killed.    

The good news is that, even people who still aren’t focused on the now crucial connection between voting and survival, know a bit about what just happened in Virginia, New Jersey, and Massachusetts.

Under siege, more citizens know that TeaParty Independents morphed into Rhett Butlers and Scarlett O’Haras. Millions of give-a-damn Americans united in rebellion against clear, past and present failures of Liberalism and its proven toxic policies. 

Granted, we the People have only won the first 3 battles.

The good news is that, starved for freedom, we’ve vowed never to go hungry again.

Remember the story about the man in his apartment, where the flood waters keep rising? Praying to God to save him, the tenant bails away. 

A man with a rowboat knocks on his door, but the bailer sends him away. Intent on saving his home, his possessions, he refuses, declaring that God’s going to save him. 

Again, another knock at the door, and then another. Again, he tells the man with the boat to “go away, I don’t need your help, God will take care of me.”

The waters flood through the man’s apartment, as he cries out to his Supreme Being: “God, why didn’t you save me? Where were you in my hour of need? You said you’d take care of me!”

In a thunderous voice God replies: “Hey, man, I tried 3 times. I was the One with the rowboat.”

For those of you who believe in Divine Providence, Mitt Romney’s the man with the boat. And America’s more than blessed to have him in these perilous times. 

Romney has everything 76% of Americans still admire: common sense, wisdom, honesty, kindness, brains, family, faith, loyalty, the whole integrity package. He even looks good enough to pass the Liberal Style Test.

On top of all that we profess to admire in and out of our places of worship, Mitt Romney sports the secular crown jewel: superior business acumen. He knows how to get the job done and well. He knows what makes businesses grow and thrive, so that American citizens can also.

After their disastrous hook-up with a myth who has no business (and comparatively small life) experience, more Americans have learned at least 4 lessons:

1) Never elect a president who hasn’t run a business. 

2) Never appoint an Ensign to do The Admiral’s Job.

3) Never elect a president who is dishonest to the core.

4) Never elect a president who has father-issues.

Once again, God’s clearly looking out for America. In the time remaining to us, God help us count the signs, recognize their meaning, and save our beloved country. 

Instead of offering a rowboat, God’s landed us a leader with a ship, to save all citizens who, this time, will surely be wise enough to come on board.

Of course, God always has a back-up plan. He’s also provided the amazing Paul Ryan to help Romney stay the course. Not to mention an awesome crew to right America’s ship again, and get it sailing free, strong, and true.