Court Jester says Lord Obama will Continue to Rule by Edict
WHAT’S A MONARCH TO DO WHEN CONGRESS WON’T LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY? “Yes we can!” No you couldn’t. ”Pass this bill!” No they didn’t. “We can’t wait!” Neither can we - for you and your sorry regime to move out of the White House in 14 months. While the boy king has mused multiple times about how much easier “things” (destroying America) would be if he were only king - not to | Read More »
Is Herman Cain the Republicans’ Stepin Fetchit?
MSNBC ANALYST: GOP SEES CAIN AS ‘A BLACK MAN WHO KNOWS HIS PLACE’ Move over George Bush, Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann; panicked liberals have a new favorite punching bag – and his name is Herman Cain. While this ugly chapter in Democratic politics-as-usual will get a whole lot uglier before it’s over, it already has reached a level of hypocritical irony that only liberals | Read More »
AL-QAEDA SAYS KILLING OF TERRORIST AL-AWLAKI VIOLATES U.S. LAW
AND I THOUGHT LIBERALS WERE HYPOCRITES The envelope, please. (drum roll) Ladies and gentlemen…the winner…of this century’s Huge Brass Balls Award…by unanimous decision…is…al-Qaeda! Yes folks, al-Qaeda wins the el-large-o cojones award hands down for criticizing the killing of U.S.-born al-Qaeda terrorist, Anwar al-Awlaki. And I thought liberals were the most audacious hypocrites on the planet. Hell, these ballsy Islamist clowns make Barack Obama look like a man of his word. SITE Intelligence Group translated the | Read More »
THE ILLOGICAL LOGIC OF LOGICALLY CHALLENGED LIBERALS
OR: ‘THEY’RE NOT CALLED LEFT-WING LOONS FOR NOTHING!’ “Illogical logic.” Sounds about as oxymoronic as it gets, doesn’t it? Perhaps if we take this seemingly self-contradictory phrase apart and define its parts, we’ll be able to better understand it – as well as those who employ it on a regular basis. Let’s begin with a working definition of “logic” – courtesy of Wiktionary: A method of | Read More »
AL SHARPTON DOUBTS THAT HERMAN CAIN IS ‘AUTHENTICALLY BLACK’
MORE ABSURDITY FROM ANOTHER BLACK WHO FEARS HERMAN CAIN’S MESSAGE Reverend Al – like his brother in the White House – is the gift that keeps on giving. Sharpton said Friday that no matter how “black” Herman Cain is, his conservative views are “fundamentally at odds with the rest of the black community” — and white people only like him because he says what they want to hear. (Hey, | Read More »
Muslims may cut off Heads, but Amish cut off Hair!
AMISH-ON-AMISH CRIME; WHEN YOU THINK YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL Picture this: Four or five Amish men – standing in a row behind another Amish man who is on his knees facing the camera. One of the men reads an Amish manifesto of sorts, when suddenly – another one of the men pulls out a pair of scissors and begins to cut off the hair and beard | Read More »
Feds Close Pot Shops; Is Medical Marijuana Up in Smoke?
MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES; WHO’S ON CRACK? In a move certain to cause Jerry Garcia to roll over in his grave - not to mention the angering of butt loads of potheads nationwide - the federal government ratcheted up it’s war on “medical” marijuana last week by forcing California’s “medical” marijuana dispensaries to shut down – or face criminal prosecution. It’s about time. Before we go any further, | Read More »
SEIU was Behind ‘Occupy Wall Street’ from the Beginning!
GRASS- ROOTS COMPARISON TO TEA PARTY IS A PATHETIC SHAM Well, well,who would’ve guessed? The “grass-roots efforts” of Occupy Wall Street weren’t so “grass-roots,” after all; the organizers have been working with ACORN and SEIU fronts from the very beginning. So much for the desperate, pathetic attempts by the Obama Media Group to compare these clueless people to The Tea Party, huh? Oh well, they’re more in | Read More »
The Self-Aggrandizing Fantasies of the Delusional Boy King
PRINCE OBAMA’S SUPER ARROGANCE IS SUPER DANGEROUS As anyone who reads the The Rat with any degree of regularity knows, I have written of the arrogance of Barack Hussein Obama on many occasions. Perhaps I should have stopped beating this dead horse months ago; but the man continually reaches new heights of hypocrisy - hypocrisy nirvana, as it were – that are unobtainable by ordinary mortals. | Read More »
I’ll Have the Pork Chop Platter; Hold the Pork Chops!
MUSLIM INMATE SUES PRISON SYSTEM OVER MEAL PREPARATION I often describe the Obama Regime as “the gift that keeps on giving.” Hardly a day goes by that the Rat doesn’t run headlong into another awesome Captain Clueless story that causes him to race to the blog and fire up another stinging post. Such is the the case as well with our pals of “the Muslim | Read More »