Top Atheist Leader Calls for the ‘Eradication’ of ‘Fundamentalist Christians’
FUNDAMENTAL CHRISTIANITY AND RADICAL ISLAM: THEY WANT TO KILL US Our pals at American Atheists are in the news again; surprise, surprise. The hateful bigots just can’t seem to avoid controversy, although truth be told, I’m sure they know exactly what they’re doing. In a column that would make Bill Maher and Christopher Hitchens proud – entitled Taking the Gloves off, Al Stefanelli, the group’s state director of | Read More »
Don’t Mess with Texas: Pig Races During Muslim Prayer Services!
MUSLIMS MOVE NEXT DOOR TO PIGS, DEMAND PIGS LEAVE; THEY GET PIG RACES INSTEAD! This story is from a few years ago, but I ran across it recently and thought it was worth a laugh or two, given the current political environment – and Rick Perry’s Texas swagger. It seems that a group of Muslims bought a chunk of land in Texas on which to | Read More »
Obama Raffles Dinner with Himself; an Annotated Email
CAPTAIN COCKY’S CREEPY EMAIL: ‘SOMETIME SOON, CAN WE MEET FOR DINNER?’ Following the Obama Regime’s brilliant decision to launch AttackWatch.com – which has quickly become the laughingstock of Washington – the gang that couldn’t shoot straight has come up with another humdinger: The “Dinner with Captain Cocky” raffle. That’s obviously not what this Obamagasm is being called, but by the sound of Captain Cocky’s email, it might as | Read More »
Big Brother Obama Launches AttackWatch.com
THE OBAMA REGIME IS WATCHING YOU AMERICA; LENIN AND STALIN WOULD BE PROUD When I first stumbled on an article about the Obama Regime’s new website this morning - AttackWatch.com - I thought it was a spoof – something right out of The Onion. As I quickly realized the story was indeed true, it sent a shiver down my spine – as opposed to a thrill up my leg, à | Read More »
Sure, Computers Can Play Chess, but Can They Predict Revolutions?
“I THINK YOU OUGHT TO SIT DOWN CALMLY, TAKE A STRESS PILL, AND THINK THINGS OVER” – HAL, in A Space Oddity HAL, meet Nautilus. You might have been the top dog back in your day – what with your ability to play chess, kill astronauts, and so forth, but guess what? Nautilus can predict the future, dude. Hell yeah; Nautilus can predict revolutions. What’s that you | Read More »
U.S. Ambassador Rice Rips GOP U.N. Funding Proposal; Same Old, Same Old
PLAN IS “FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED, SETS US BACK, SELF-DEFEATING; WON’T WORK” Barack Obama’s United Nations Ambassador, Susan Rice, has her blue panties in a bunch over the House GOP plan to force the corrupt, anti-American organization to reform, or face substantial U.S. funding cuts. (I’ll wait here while you reread that last sentence; let me know what part of the plan sounds irrational.) “Legislation that would | Read More »
Hey Mitt, We Don’t Need Another Hypocrite in the White House!
ROMNEY BLASTS PERRY ON ‘PONZI SCHEME’ AFTER CALLING SOCIAL SECURITY ‘CRIMINAL’ Four years of the most hypocritical president in history, who will say anything to anyone, (failing to remember that magical devices exist that capture spoken words, and play them back to haunt him), are four years too many. Mitt Romney seems like a nice enough guy – as did Obama – but guess | Read More »
Obama as Lincoln or Reagan? Hell No; Welcome Back, Carter!
LINCOLN AND REAGAN COMPARISONS GIVE WAY TO JIMMY CARTER’S SECOND TERM On February 10, 2007, Barack Hussein Obama stood outside the Old State Capitol Building in Springfield, Illinois – precisely where Abraham Lincoln had given his famous “House Divided” speech 149 years earlier – and announced his candidacy for President of the United States. Evoking the memory of Lincoln, Obama said: ”I recognize there is | Read More »
IS OBAMA’S BLATANT PRO-LABOR STANCE RESPONSIBLE FOR UNION VIOLENCE?
LONGSHOREMEN STORM PORT: DAMAGE RAILROAD CARS, DUMP GRAIN, HOLD HOSTAGES 2011 is turning out to be a banner year for Big Labor, and union thugs across the country; Richard Trumka and James Hoffa couldn’t be happier. Or their president, more quiet. In January, we had three weeks of death threats, vandalism, and intimidation by pro-union thugs opposed to Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s budget-repair bill. February brought | Read More »
NBC’S CHUCK TODD WETS HIS PANTS AS OBAMA APPROVAL RATINGS HIT (ANOTHER) ALL-TIME LOW
“OUR POLLSTERS ARE CONCERNED” WHAA! WHAA! WHAAAAAAAA!!! I would not normally waste time writing about anything that spews forth from the mouth of NBC’s Chuck Todd; he’s a left-wing sock puppet who’s been in the tank for Obama since the beginning. However, on that rare occasion when Todd — or any of his fellow-sock puppet pals — makes a Freudian slip and comes right out and | Read More »