I have never in my life bought someone a gift I was sure they did not want. I also never stole money from a person, kept most of it and bought them a gift that with a small portion that I was sure would really p*ss them off.

Many years ago after a stain on a dress became public knowledge I used duct tape to spell out on the back of my car in the biggest spelling I could manage Impeach now

today I will try to spell out on the back of that same car Pelosi: TAKE MY XMAS GIFT AND SHOVE IT

If some enterprising person who reads this would please market this idea with something bigger than a bumper sticker please contact me. I DEMAND TO BE YOUR FIRST SALE

I may have to get the paint that washes off with water and do the rear window. I am glad I have more than one car because later when the health bill dies I may change the message to NOT ONE MORE RINO

Steve