Less Than 3 Weeks to Go Before Jesusland v. Progressiveville: 11/28-PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
Cedar Rapids, IA
Monday November 28th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave announced the Road to the Jesusland vs. Progressiveville PPV began tonight.
Merchants of Death: Angel Scott and Angel Casey (R) defeated Kelly Korver and Peta from PETA (D). Peta was a last minute replacement for Korey Korver, Kelly’s sister and co-holder of the PCW Women’s Tag Team title belts. Korey was injured at a recent PCW House Show and thus the match was not for the PCW Women’s Tag Team Titles.
This turned into a handicap match when Peta kept jawing with everyone at ringside about their food choices and kept walking away from the corner. Post match, the MoD said they wanted both Korvers in the ring at Jesusland vs. Progressville for the women’s tag team belts.
Another promo for the upcoming book by Mr. A. Nominous, Jesusland vs. Progressiveville aired.
Next, a replay aired of PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salina’s (I) attack on The Skanky Rich Bimbos: Kim and Kourtney, valets of PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D).
Chism w/the SRB ringside defeated Josh Jackson (R) w/Herman Cain to retain the PCW Men’s Title. Chism hit the Hollywood Blockbuster for the pin.
Post match, Chism challenged PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) for a title shot at Jesusland vs. Progressiveville. Then Women’s Champion Valora Salinas came out and destroyed Kim and Kourtney for the second straight week. Valora also laid claim to a PCW title shot which set Chism off in a laughing fit. One well placed kick to the balls followed by the Katahajime later, Chism was laid out in the ring.
Suave lays out the upcoming January schedule and the start of the 2012 race for PCW CEO.
January 3rd- PCW Drama in Des Moines (IA)
January 10th- PCW Manchester Madness (NH)
January 21th- PCW South Carolina Slaughter
January 31th- PCW Tussle in Tallahassee
March 6th- PCW Super Tuesday Spectacular
Magnum P.O.’d (R), backed by Newt Gingrich (R-GA), won a “gauntlet” match to become the new #1 contender for the PCW title. Participants included Republicans ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott, Texas Jack, and Jack Schmidt, Democrats O’Beck Bahama, James the Jeep Worker, and Axel Rodd, and Independents Charlie Blackwell, Ken Worth-The American Trucker, and Average Joe. It appeared that Scott, backed by ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) would win, having Magnum pinned until Magnum’s valet, Robyn Masters entered the ring in her street clothes. One shot of pepper spray later, Magnum won the match and the #1 contendership.
Masters gets on the mic and says while Romney embodied the Republican’s past, Newt Gingrich is THE future. She adds that Magnum P.O.’d is going to Jesusland vs. Progressiveville in less than three weeks as the #1 contender for the PCW title. She says Magnum will defeat Daniel-San at J vs. P and is interrupted by Valora Salinas.
Valora clocks Magnum with a steel chair and chokes out Masters as the show’s final shot is Gingrich watching it all in horror from the outside.