Haikus for Departing Politicians: ByeKu

By: razor (Diary)  |  April 10th at 07:27 PM  | 

Rick Santorum exits the race for the Republican nomination. This leaves a barely relevant Newt Gingrich struggling to explain the purpose of his dwindling campaign, and a dominant Mitt Romney consolidating support. So, as I’ve done in the past, this leads me to a ByeKu. What is a byeku? Just as it sounds, it’s a haiku used to say ‘bye’ to a candidate as he | Read More »

Birth control is NOT how we beat Obama. It’s the economy, stupid!

By: razor (Diary)  |  February 19th at 09:14 PM  | 

Imagine: you’ve been dealt 4-of-a-kind in your weekly poker tournament (never actually betting on it, since that would be illegal). You’ve got four jacks, and are feeling pretty good. Even better, you find out your opponent, by reading his ‘tell,’ has a busted hand, and is desperate. Now, with this scenario, do you: a) lure him in with a long, steady series of betting rounds | Read More »