For a remarkable convergence of lunacies, it’s difficult to top this headline:
No word yet from the space aliens about what happened - whether it was merely an accident (illustrating yet another hazard of those things), or if they really don’t like the silly things….

Blade was not found
harpsichord Saturday, January 10th at 5:11PM EST (link)Its clear to me that the aliens abducted the blade for further study.