Oh. My. GAWD. [comments enabled]

By Jeff Emanuel

To quote WWTDD (language and content warning), who is in turn quoting Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek the principal from Billy Madison:

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


Wow. Perhaps this is the result of too much testing? John? Joh-- ...Never mind.

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Oh. My. GAWD. [comments enabled]
Actually this is the funniest thing I've seen on youtube in ages by bk

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i48BP1PUoFI&search=velvet%20underground%20law...

It's especially funny if you're familiar with the song (Sister Ray).

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Ironically by Finrod

Regarding her waist size-- if her hip size was 1 bigger, then she'd have the perfect hip-to-waist ratio for a sexy walk:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/25/nwiggle1...

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No wonder Americans can't get edumacated by Raven

Our education system is helping kids from Iraq and South Africa!

And in reference to the 2nd resonse on Redhot to the OP:
I would think her waist size is higher than her IQ based on that answer...

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Well... by mikefisk

...this just confirms South Carolina's place in having the worst public schools in America. I blame them... for both the circumstances behind the question as well as the answer.

"I don't understand why the same newspaper commentators who bemoan the terrible education given to poor people are always so eager to have those poor people get out and vote." - P.J. O'Rourke

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Absolutely unfair mike. The poor thing just forgot to by mbecker908

put her brain in before the contest. I'm guessing that if you can make ethanol out of straw her cranial cavity could supply US fuel needs for at least a generation.
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She's practicing for future Presidential debates by bk

There it doesn't matter what the question is - you are going to get in your talking points regardless of whether they have anything to do with the question at hand.

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Not even close by Leverkuhn

Louisiana and Mississippi might have a thing or two to say about that (speaking as one from Louisiana).

A precedent embalms a principle.
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They can talk ? Who Knew (nt) by Joliphant

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Mario Lopez was smiling by Common Cents

Mario Lopez was smiling thinking, "Now that's my kinda girl for later tonite!"

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I was thinking the same thing by casualobservervations

Billy Madison popped in my head instantly when I saw that the first time. To be fair, I can see that she did have a bit of a breakdown and completely jumbled her humanitarian answer and her education answer into one large nonsensical mess.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

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