I’m a die-hard Republican. I voted for Chimpy… er… I mean… Bush twice, and I have a James Dobson Squeezy doll. But this VP pick by McLa — um, McCain is just really inappropriate. At least that’s what all TRUE reTHU — Repulicans think. Like me. ‘Cuz that’s what I am. Yup. Totally a Republican! All Moms who have abortoins should be SHOT! See? I’m a Right Winger, just like you — I mean, Y’all. I have a bible and everything.
Sarah Palin is just wrong for the VP spot. She’s — she’s — she’s not really a Republican! Yeah! That’s it. She’s… um… obviously unqualified, totally unlike Our Lord And Sav — um… I mean, that JERK Obama.
If you don’t beleive me, I have lots of links by totally reputable Right wing sources, like Savage, and um… CNN. Yeah! and Time too. And there are all kinds of Right Wingers just like you — I mean, Us, of course — who HATE Sarah Palin. And John McSAM — McCain.
You should all change your minds now, because I am JUST LIKE YOU! Really! I’m totally a Republican! What do you mean you don’t believe me? How could you say such a thing?!?!
Diddy?
discojon75 Sunday, August 31st at 9:44PM EDT (link)OMG are you Sean “Diddy” Combs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thmueS0ngAs
Koz Kidz called and said they needed you back
QueenOfCups Sunday, August 31st at 9:46PM EDT (link)something about you were supposed to bring the Kool-aid - they want you to hurry …they’re running low.
Off you go!
rstreu, you might want to alert folks here that
janis Sunday, August 31st at 9:50PM EDT (link)this is parody. We’ve all got itchy trigger fingers after the parade of stupid we have witnessed lately.
Jumping in the boat!...lol
$peciallist Sunday, August 31st at 9:51PM EDT (link)n/p
Queen here is an especially nice catch!!
$peciallist Sunday, August 31st at 9:54PM EDT (link)n/p
Yeah... I thought it'd be obvious.
randy streu Sunday, August 31st at 9:54PM EDT (link)I was trying to be over-the-top moronic, and at the same time make it very clear with all the “gaffes” in my statements that I was acting mobyish on purpose. Apparently, I failed to be more a parody of these Kos idiots than they are of themselves. Sad, really.
Okay, for those who don’t know me, a spoiler:
I’m kidding.
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You forgot...
bs Sunday, August 31st at 9:55PM EDT (link)“lifelong Republican,” a hallmark of a true moby-troll.
Decorum is fo’ suckas
Sorry, buddy...
QueenOfCups Sunday, August 31st at 10:00PM EDT (link)We’ve just been so over-run with trolls here lately… they’re a runnin’ scared!
They are all over the conservative sites and articles… kinda like roaches.
Indeed, rstreu, you were as ridiculous as
janis Sunday, August 31st at 10:01PM EDT (link)the worst of them, which is why folks just thought it was another idiot.
Congratulations! You can use this disguise at Halloween. Don’t forget to drool and scratch yourself in inappropriate places.
It's okay... as BS pointed out, I failed to add
randy streu Sunday, August 31st at 10:06PM EDT (link)“lifelong” to my list of Republican qualifiers. And it’s really hard to mock Kos kidz… they just do too damned good a job of mocking themselves.
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Epic fishing..he would have had 10 before long
$peciallist Sunday, August 31st at 10:07PM EDT (link)Janis..let it go a ‘little’ longer..lol
Funny stuff and really lightens the mood....
JadedByPolitics Sunday, August 31st at 10:25PM EDT (link)because it is true that this site has been overrun with roaches coming out of every crack….speciallist this requires a can of raid! a nice picture to go with the post.
Whoever has his enemy at his mercy &
does not destroy him is his own enemy
Good idea...have to switch comps
$peciallist Sunday, August 31st at 10:29PM EDT (link)Thinking..
Hey speciallist...something like some Dem faces on roach bodies...
JadedByPolitics Sunday, August 31st at 10:32PM EDT (link)scattering and a huge can of RAID…remember the old commercials back in the 70’s? or was that black flag? ehh getting old can’t remember
Whoever has his enemy at his mercy &
does not destroy him is his own enemy
How's this..
$peciallist Sunday, August 31st at 10:47PM EDT (link)Please order another case of ‘Played’..
And a little HTML trick
LOL n/t
randy streu Sunday, August 31st at 10:50PM EDT (link).
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That's funny
BookLover Monday, September 1st at 12:38AM EDT (link)I saw the headline and I was all like, I’m gonna tear into a troll. But, it was obviously, well not totally obvious, that it was parody. I have seen Lefties say a lot worse than this and a lot stupider. I think my fav is Micky Moron who says that Palin’s baby is her grand daughter. Sheeeeeesh, they are all on something.
For every solution there is a problem.
Drat ... I really wanted to squash a troll. -nt-
George Claghorn Monday, September 1st at 5:44AM EDT (link)“Victory comes, though we know not when. We must be happy warriors until the end.
For those of you who struggle with what goes on, who see retreat and capitulation, and who feel like not just your political opponents, but those who hold dear all those things you hold as blasphemous — be cheerful. Be happy. Victory is already yours.
You must just have the courage to not get discouraged and have the will to fight on.” – Erick Erickson at RightOnline
You forgot to state that she's also a Socialist.
Rod_Patrick Monday, September 1st at 5:50AM EDT (link)Really a scary one.
She wants to return to the people what really belongs to them…e.g., surplus from natgas royalties.
I always wondered why ReTHUGlican was considered an insult.
Mord Monday, September 1st at 8:53AM EDT (link)calling someone a THUG doesn’t really convey the right sense of contempt and disdain that DUMBocrat has. It sounds more whiney to me.
“Those republicans are so MEAN and beat up on everyone that disagrees with em”
Maybey it’s just me, I dunno.
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Good one.
itrytobenice Tuesday, September 2nd at 9:20AM EDT (link)So you’ve noticed we’ve been inundated with roaches have you?
Did you think there could be so many of them out there with nothing to do but come here and pee on our carpets?
The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Voted for Coolidge, Landon, and Dewey... but Bush is just too much! (nt)
Neil Stevens Tuesday, September 2nd at 9:44AM EDT (link)Want to run for conservatives? Give.
There Is No Crisis
No... I found myself oddly shocked by the sheer number...
randy streu Tuesday, September 2nd at 3:01PM EDT (link)unless it’s just, like, one idiot in his mom’s basement. They do all have that “similarity” about them, don’t they?
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