I’m a die-hard Republican. I voted for Chimpy… er… I mean… Bush twice, and I have a James Dobson Squeezy doll. But this VP pick by McLa — um, McCain is just really inappropriate. At least that’s what all TRUE reTHU — Repulicans think. Like me. ‘Cuz that’s what I am. Yup. Totally a Republican! All Moms who have abortoins should be SHOT! See? I’m a Right Winger, just like you — I mean, Y’all. I have a bible and everything.
Sarah Palin is just wrong for the VP spot. She’s — she’s — she’s not really a Republican! Yeah! That’s it. She’s… um… obviously unqualified, totally unlike Our Lord And Sav — um… I mean, that JERK Obama.
If you don’t beleive me, I have lots of links by totally reputable Right wing sources, like Savage, and um… CNN. Yeah! and Time too. And there are all kinds of Right Wingers just like you — I mean, Us, of course — who HATE Sarah Palin. And John McSAM — McCain.
You should all change your minds now, because I am JUST LIKE YOU! Really! I’m totally a Republican! What do you mean you don’t believe me? How could you say such a thing?!?!
Moe Lane
Steve Maley
Dan McLaughlin
Neil Stevens
Daniel Horowitz
Diddy?
discojon75 (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 9:44PM EST (link)OMG are you Sean “Diddy” Combs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thmueS0ngAs
Koz Kidz called and said they needed you back
QueenOfCups (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 9:46PM EST (link)something about you were supposed to bring the Kool-aid – they want you to hurry …they’re running low.
Off you go!
rstreu, you might want to alert folks here that
janis (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 9:50PM EST (link)this is parody. We’ve all got itchy trigger fingers after the parade of stupid we have witnessed lately.
Jumping in the boat!...lol
speciallist (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 9:51PM EST (link)n/p
Queen here is an especially nice catch!!
speciallist (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 9:54PM EST (link)n/p
Yeah... I thought it'd be obvious.
randy streu (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 9:54PM EST (link)I was trying to be over-the-top moronic, and at the same time make it very clear with all the “gaffes” in my statements that I was acting mobyish on purpose. Apparently, I failed to be more a parody of these Kos idiots than they are of themselves. Sad, really.
Okay, for those who don’t know me, a spoiler:
I’m kidding.
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You forgot...
Bill S (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 9:55PM EST (link)“lifelong Republican,” a hallmark of a true moby-troll.
“It’s such a fine line between stupid, and clever.” – David St. Hubbins
Sorry, buddy...
QueenOfCups (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 10:00PM EST (link)We’ve just been so over-run with trolls here lately… they’re a runnin’ scared!
They are all over the conservative sites and articles… kinda like roaches.
Indeed, rstreu, you were as ridiculous as
janis (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 10:01PM EST (link)the worst of them, which is why folks just thought it was another idiot.
Congratulations! You can use this disguise at Halloween. Don’t forget to drool and scratch yourself in inappropriate places.
It's okay... as BS pointed out, I failed to add
randy streu (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 10:06PM EST (link)“lifelong” to my list of Republican qualifiers. And it’s really hard to mock Kos kidz… they just do too damned good a job of mocking themselves.
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Epic fishing..he would have had 10 before long
speciallist (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 10:07PM EST (link)Janis..let it go a ‘little’ longer..lol
Funny stuff and really lightens the mood....
JadedByPolitics (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 10:25PM EST (link)because it is true that this site has been overrun with roaches coming out of every crack….speciallist this requires a can of raid! a nice picture to go with the post.
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Good idea...have to switch comps
speciallist (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 10:29PM EST (link)Thinking..
Hey speciallist...something like some Dem faces on roach bodies...
JadedByPolitics (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 10:32PM EST (link)scattering and a huge can of RAID…remember the old commercials back in the 70′s? or was that black flag? ehh getting old can’t remember
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How's this..
speciallist (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 10:47PM EST (link)Please order another case of ‘Played’..
And a little HTML trick
LOL n/t
randy streu (Diary) Sunday, August 31st at 10:50PM EST (link).
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That's funny
BookLover (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 12:38AM EST (link)I saw the headline and I was all like, I’m gonna tear into a troll. But, it was obviously, well not totally obvious, that it was parody. I have seen Lefties say a lot worse than this and a lot stupider. I think my fav is Micky Moron who says that Palin’s baby is her grand daughter. Sheeeeeesh, they are all on something.
For every solution there is a problem.
Drat ... I really wanted to squash a troll. -nt-
Thrhheggeegwc Jjtkylkfofud (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 5:44AM EST (link)You forgot to state that she's also a Socialist.
Rod_Patrick (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 5:50AM EST (link)Really a scary one.
She wants to return to the people what really belongs to them…e.g., surplus from natgas royalties.
I always wondered why ReTHUGlican was considered an insult.
Mord (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 8:53AM EST (link)calling someone a THUG doesn’t really convey the right sense of contempt and disdain that DUMBocrat has. It sounds more whiney to me.
“Those republicans are so MEAN and beat up on everyone that disagrees with em”
Maybey it’s just me, I dunno.
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Good one.
itrytobenice (Diary) Tuesday, September 2nd at 9:20AM EST (link)So you’ve noticed we’ve been inundated with roaches have you?
Did you think there could be so many of them out there with nothing to do but come here and pee on our carpets?
Proper grammar saves lives.
Let’s eat Grandma.
Let’s eat, Grandma.
Voted for Coolidge, Landon, and Dewey... but Bush is just too much! (nt)
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No... I found myself oddly shocked by the sheer number...
randy streu (Diary) Tuesday, September 2nd at 3:01PM EST (link)unless it’s just, like, one idiot in his mom’s basement. They do all have that “similarity” about them, don’t they?
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