Take a Cold Shower, GOP: Christie Still Isn’t Running for President!
By Matt Rooney | Cross-Posted at The Save Jersey Blog Republican hearts are all a-flutter this morning from sea to shining sea, Save Jerseyans, and it’s all because of a Newsmax story alleging that Governor Christie is strongly reconsidering a 2012 White House bid. Just don’t fall for it! I know, I know. No one likes the buzz kill. But I have good reasons for thinking this story is baloney. First off, | Read More »
America is Waiting on “Rickomnich”
By Matt Rooney | Cross-Posted at The Save Jersey Blog Or “Gingmitterry.” Call this hypothetical apex political predator whatever you want! All I know is that the more I watch of these Republican presidential primary debates, the more your Blogger-in-Chief instinctively wishes that conservative scientists could figure out a way to splice the genes of Mitt Romeny, Newt Gingirch, and Rick Perryinto a single supercandidate DNA strand. The resulting | Read More »